And that's why wrestling is the world's greatest performance art.

I wonder what the most cursed moveset would be? Probably a stiff, high workrate combination of Viscera, Val Venis and Joey Ryan spots. 35 minutes. Diving V-hump finish from the top. Huge pop, then beaten to death by the crowd. A win for everyone except people with eyes.

Hey, at least you're not cursed to exclusively steal your spots from obscure joshi!

You could always book yourself to beat Cecil on the next mystery wrestling show! Come on, big lad. Abuse that power!