"Hello my fellow human being, I happen to have great interest in purchasing the particular object that you happen to have posted upon the digital marketplace."

Works every time.

This is what actually happened in Ace Attorney

This happened to me. My personal documents are Nintendo 64 source code

Does he have a Steam account though? Then he'd be able to use any codes given to him!

Maybe if she had brought up her adopted alien child she would have won in 2016

He seems to be a standard puppet from what I've seen, just really, really large
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Hello Taylor Swift can I have your money

Have you considered moving to a place that exists?