The Most Golden of Waffles
goldenwaffles.bsky.social
The Most Golden of Waffles
@goldenwaffles.bsky.social
GoldenWaffles on AO3, Absolute_Hammer on the Other Site. Following my Earp fam over here to see if the grass is bluer.

She/her. Ace lesbian. 30s. Librarian.
Thanks, it was one of my favorite stories to write, it was just a lot of fun.
November 28, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Thanks! I really enjoyed writing her perspective. Especially since she's kind of the parental figure for them all. And gay panicking Waverly is a trope I always enjoy.
November 28, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Thanks, it was one of my favorites to write and I still enjoy it!
November 28, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Woooooot thanks for plugging! I loved writing that one.
November 28, 2025 at 4:24 AM
Lol, I wouldn't call those anything alike, aside from being from vaguely the same era. But Wayside didn't have anything paranormal, IIRC.
November 20, 2025 at 5:11 PM
You activated my librarian powers. The series is called The Adventures of the Bailey School Kids. It's got like "Vampires Don't Wear Polka Dots" and "Werewolves Don't Go to Summer Camp." Written by Marcia Jones and Debbie Dadey.
November 20, 2025 at 3:43 PM
I'm sorry, man. These times come and go, it'll get better again.
a brown and white teddy bear are kissing each other on the cheek .
ALT: a brown and white teddy bear are kissing each other on the cheek .
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November 15, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Good news: it's single digits after wind chill today, and they seem entirely unfazed. I gave them some warm water and they didn't even seem to care. They aren't even huddled, they're just bopping around like normal. Two of them laid eggs this morning!
November 10, 2025 at 4:23 PM
And yet if someone sprayed their agents with it, you know that it would suddenly become a "deadly weapon"
November 10, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Lol yessssssss
November 10, 2025 at 1:48 PM
I could crochet them little hats to protect their combs 😂
November 10, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Incredible! I'm jealous!
November 9, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Oh God, I would die. This is why I couldn't live in SoCal. Visiting only. 😂
November 9, 2025 at 11:38 PM
They're all cold-hardy breeds, so they should be fine. They don't seem bothered yet! At worst, I may have to get a heated water bowl. Or if I'm really nice, maybe a panel heater. But I won't have to make that call until it starts to get below 0.
November 9, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Even Doctor Oz-- who I very much dislike and think is bad-- jumped to help! Imagine having worse medical instincts than Dr. Oz!
November 6, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Turning around to tell the people behind them "THAT'S MY FRIEND."
November 1, 2025 at 4:01 AM
I think we had a similar turnout to the "Hands Off" protest, which is still pretty impressive! Always would have liked more, but I think a lot of Illinois folks went to protest in Chicago.
October 18, 2025 at 11:07 PM
My cataloging accomplishment for the week was that yesterday at Gay Karaoke, a regular was showing off a copy of her self-published book, and I convinced her to give it to me for the library's local author collection. 😂 I'll original catalog it today, I had some others I needed to do anyway.
October 15, 2025 at 12:46 PM