Alexandrian Apologist
@goldenslowpoke.bsky.social
She/They | Living for the day Trump, Vance, and Musk flee the continent. | Death before detransition. | Find me on Tumblr for my less serious side.
"Prime" Day.
October 7, 2025 at 8:14 PM
"Prime" Day.
September 30 vs October 1
October 1, 2025 at 4:46 AM
September 30 vs October 1
Some wacky ass deal like this that nobody likes but nobody wants to keep shooting in a war that'll never end.
September 12, 2025 at 5:09 AM
Some wacky ass deal like this that nobody likes but nobody wants to keep shooting in a war that'll never end.
New equipment being handed out to every cop in America today. #ACAB #DisbandTheSupremeCourt
September 8, 2025 at 6:08 PM
New equipment being handed out to every cop in America today. #ACAB #DisbandTheSupremeCourt
"Keep the horny off this app" is just that one comic, hang on.
August 3, 2025 at 7:14 PM
"Keep the horny off this app" is just that one comic, hang on.
If you see this, quote with your first anime
The DiC dub.
The DiC dub.
July 8, 2025 at 12:42 AM
If you see this, quote with your first anime
The DiC dub.
The DiC dub.
Good job, everyone.
June 21, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Good job, everyone.
Post a robot that isn't from Star Wars or transformers
May 13, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Post a robot that isn't from Star Wars or transformers
Just to be clear here, he thinks an invasion of Greenland would be over by Christmas of that year.
In reality, it would likely start a cascade of Ex-NATO (because the US invading a NATO member would end the Alliance) and EU nations that would likely spill into WW3 once Russia joins on the US side.
In reality, it would likely start a cascade of Ex-NATO (because the US invading a NATO member would end the Alliance) and EU nations that would likely spill into WW3 once Russia joins on the US side.
May 4, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Just to be clear here, he thinks an invasion of Greenland would be over by Christmas of that year.
In reality, it would likely start a cascade of Ex-NATO (because the US invading a NATO member would end the Alliance) and EU nations that would likely spill into WW3 once Russia joins on the US side.
In reality, it would likely start a cascade of Ex-NATO (because the US invading a NATO member would end the Alliance) and EU nations that would likely spill into WW3 once Russia joins on the US side.
I'm sure this is a sign the Democrats won the night, right?
March 5, 2025 at 8:12 AM
I'm sure this is a sign the Democrats won the night, right?
Oh that's fine if they get rid of the month we'll just go back to the old Pride.
That is to say the riots.
That is to say the riots.
January 3, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Oh that's fine if they get rid of the month we'll just go back to the old Pride.
That is to say the riots.
That is to say the riots.
The right thought the left was corpo, the left thought the right was corpo and racist.
Very quickly both sides are realizing the corpos were neither of their groups but a secret third one, the uniparty oligarchy all along.
The right's still racist and transphobic though.
Very quickly both sides are realizing the corpos were neither of their groups but a secret third one, the uniparty oligarchy all along.
The right's still racist and transphobic though.
December 30, 2024 at 11:05 PM
The right thought the left was corpo, the left thought the right was corpo and racist.
Very quickly both sides are realizing the corpos were neither of their groups but a secret third one, the uniparty oligarchy all along.
The right's still racist and transphobic though.
Very quickly both sides are realizing the corpos were neither of their groups but a secret third one, the uniparty oligarchy all along.
The right's still racist and transphobic though.
Simped and me is hard because I'm very much the poster girl for "Do I want to date them or be them?" But...
1. Bayonetta
2. Purah
3. Aqua
4. Sabrina
1. Bayonetta
2. Purah
3. Aqua
4. Sabrina
December 20, 2024 at 5:40 AM
Simped and me is hard because I'm very much the poster girl for "Do I want to date them or be them?" But...
1. Bayonetta
2. Purah
3. Aqua
4. Sabrina
1. Bayonetta
2. Purah
3. Aqua
4. Sabrina
Enough said.
December 11, 2024 at 9:23 PM
Enough said.
We are on step 3.
Bluesky can either become Truth Social 3 (Twitter was 2), or they can ban Singal. There is no inbetween.
Bluesky can either become Truth Social 3 (Twitter was 2), or they can ban Singal. There is no inbetween.
December 8, 2024 at 8:16 PM
We are on step 3.
Bluesky can either become Truth Social 3 (Twitter was 2), or they can ban Singal. There is no inbetween.
Bluesky can either become Truth Social 3 (Twitter was 2), or they can ban Singal. There is no inbetween.
If you see this, post a knight.
November 28, 2024 at 8:03 PM
If you see this, post a knight.
Hang on a second we're missing one.
November 28, 2024 at 7:20 PM
Hang on a second we're missing one.
Sure why the hell not. Meet Akiko. Once heir to her Hingan clan she ran away to Eorzea after being relegated to arranged marriage bait by a new younger brother.
Her Ancient deeefinitely doesn't have aaaannnyyy relation to Athena, or her experiments.
Made her for tabletop originally.
Her Ancient deeefinitely doesn't have aaaannnyyy relation to Athena, or her experiments.
Made her for tabletop originally.
November 26, 2024 at 12:58 AM
Sure why the hell not. Meet Akiko. Once heir to her Hingan clan she ran away to Eorzea after being relegated to arranged marriage bait by a new younger brother.
Her Ancient deeefinitely doesn't have aaaannnyyy relation to Athena, or her experiments.
Made her for tabletop originally.
Her Ancient deeefinitely doesn't have aaaannnyyy relation to Athena, or her experiments.
Made her for tabletop originally.
Me in my echo chamber
November 18, 2024 at 7:54 AM
Me in my echo chamber
Huh. Funny that. Well I'm sure history doesn't rhyme or repeat itself or anything.
November 9, 2024 at 8:01 AM
Huh. Funny that. Well I'm sure history doesn't rhyme or repeat itself or anything.
You know what, I WILL pitch in $14.
November 8, 2024 at 9:39 PM
You know what, I WILL pitch in $14.
Man it may be a good time to replay Shadowbringers and Endwalker.
Honestly Stormblood too but for different reasons.
Honestly Stormblood too but for different reasons.
November 7, 2024 at 7:02 AM
Man it may be a good time to replay Shadowbringers and Endwalker.
Honestly Stormblood too but for different reasons.
Honestly Stormblood too but for different reasons.