When I die please sue Verizon for abysmal cell tower service
September 16, 2025 at 1:54 PM
When I die please sue Verizon for abysmal cell tower service
Today has been a really funny poke at 19 year old me who did essentially the same things but 31 year old me is doing it better
August 23, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Today has been a really funny poke at 19 year old me who did essentially the same things but 31 year old me is doing it better
It’s always a skate blog
August 17, 2025 at 5:05 AM
It’s always a skate blog
Giving me copy changes and new images 1 week late / when I’m supposed to be sharing this out is grounds for JAIL
August 14, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Giving me copy changes and new images 1 week late / when I’m supposed to be sharing this out is grounds for JAIL
I need Letterbox for TV shows
August 8, 2025 at 4:49 AM
I need Letterbox for TV shows
Being (apparently) mutually blocked in a massive group chat by someone I don’t even know is peak comedy. I wish I knew who was as over me as I was of them on this big-small island
August 7, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Being (apparently) mutually blocked in a massive group chat by someone I don’t even know is peak comedy. I wish I knew who was as over me as I was of them on this big-small island
My favorite part of my job is doing all the work then having people re do my work at 7pm and magically think I’m updating it before work hours start (9am)
July 29, 2025 at 1:09 PM
My favorite part of my job is doing all the work then having people re do my work at 7pm and magically think I’m updating it before work hours start (9am)
Crazy Train house edit played. I cycled 16 miles. New record of 404 calories burnt. Craziest part was “usually a strength class is 3 arm songs but this class was 5” when my routine class is usually 1
July 24, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Crazy Train house edit played. I cycled 16 miles. New record of 404 calories burnt. Craziest part was “usually a strength class is 3 arm songs but this class was 5” when my routine class is usually 1
I actually can’t wait for the day I fall down the stairs at Penn Station because they MUST check ACTIVE tickets at the TOP OF THE STAIRS during rush HOUR?… The funnier part is the pissy reply I got from them when I submitted a formal complaint about this months ago. Go play in someone else’s face fr
July 17, 2025 at 10:41 PM
I actually can’t wait for the day I fall down the stairs at Penn Station because they MUST check ACTIVE tickets at the TOP OF THE STAIRS during rush HOUR?… The funnier part is the pissy reply I got from them when I submitted a formal complaint about this months ago. Go play in someone else’s face fr
Getting an account overdraft notification while 1.5 hours into my 2.5 morning commute to my 35 hour a week job is sooooooo Murica
July 17, 2025 at 11:49 AM
Getting an account overdraft notification while 1.5 hours into my 2.5 morning commute to my 35 hour a week job is sooooooo Murica
I’m there when the lights come on
July 15, 2025 at 12:22 AM
I’m there when the lights come on
Husband bought us home tbell and apparently I ordered the same meal just in two different forms
July 13, 2025 at 4:24 AM
Husband bought us home tbell and apparently I ordered the same meal just in two different forms
Hung up the halo a long time ago
July 13, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Hung up the halo a long time ago
You would never know I was once on the front page as stickam’s most viewed livestream
July 12, 2025 at 4:35 PM
You would never know I was once on the front page as stickam’s most viewed livestream
Feature on the gram, phone call for a pod all in the same half day from my day job this past week!! Extremely scared to listen to my own thought ramblings on the pod release yesterday tho
July 12, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Feature on the gram, phone call for a pod all in the same half day from my day job this past week!! Extremely scared to listen to my own thought ramblings on the pod release yesterday tho
Thanks to new kittens (and not the ongoing date documentation) I learned today’s the first major headache in 2 months because I had to introduce them to The Routine that follows a migraine
July 12, 2025 at 5:07 AM
Thanks to new kittens (and not the ongoing date documentation) I learned today’s the first major headache in 2 months because I had to introduce them to The Routine that follows a migraine
My routine is watching FOUND in the morning and LOST in the evening
July 11, 2025 at 5:56 AM
My routine is watching FOUND in the morning and LOST in the evening
Sofia Falcone and Harley Quinn have a lot in common if you think about it
July 11, 2025 at 4:22 AM
Sofia Falcone and Harley Quinn have a lot in common if you think about it
One of Them Days was so good
April 19, 2025 at 5:13 AM
One of Them Days was so good
Missed a 1am grilled cheese
April 11, 2025 at 4:50 AM
Missed a 1am grilled cheese
Just entered Season 10 of Shameless and when Fiona says it’s her first time on a plane I almost started crying at my desk bc tbt same
April 8, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Just entered Season 10 of Shameless and when Fiona says it’s her first time on a plane I almost started crying at my desk bc tbt same
Broke my eyes for a second there
April 4, 2025 at 12:52 PM
Broke my eyes for a second there
I’ve never ever ever ever ever ever ever ever regretted staying up late when it benefits me in any way because there are no hours between 8am and 7pm for myself and the sooner I remind myself that the better I’ll be
April 3, 2025 at 4:18 AM
I’ve never ever ever ever ever ever ever ever regretted staying up late when it benefits me in any way because there are no hours between 8am and 7pm for myself and the sooner I remind myself that the better I’ll be
2014 I broke up with a man at the Philly brand new concert and tonight my husband came in my stu saying “hey you know how you mentioned wanting to see a concert *here*? I found an artist..”
April 1, 2025 at 5:33 AM
2014 I broke up with a man at the Philly brand new concert and tonight my husband came in my stu saying “hey you know how you mentioned wanting to see a concert *here*? I found an artist..”
I told my sister I took tomorrow off (to do errands) and she said “good for you! did you take off because it’s April fools and they take you for a joke” another truly iconic one liner
April 1, 2025 at 1:34 AM
I told my sister I took tomorrow off (to do errands) and she said “good for you! did you take off because it’s April fools and they take you for a joke” another truly iconic one liner