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Wait. Why haven’t we got a Bernadette/Mandy Last 5 Years?
May 10, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Wait. Why haven’t we got a Bernadette/Mandy Last 5 Years?
Dropped my antidepressant into my keyboard.
I hope you’re happy now…
I hope you’re happy now…
May 9, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Dropped my antidepressant into my keyboard.
I hope you’re happy now…
I hope you’re happy now…
Hot take:
Love pretzels. Love soft pretzels. Soft pretzels usually are ruined with too much salt. And the salt that covers them is so abrasive and takes over the whole palette & you lose the taste of the pretzel.
I want a soft pretzel *lightly* salted with a salt that has a delicate salinity. 🥨
Love pretzels. Love soft pretzels. Soft pretzels usually are ruined with too much salt. And the salt that covers them is so abrasive and takes over the whole palette & you lose the taste of the pretzel.
I want a soft pretzel *lightly* salted with a salt that has a delicate salinity. 🥨
March 20, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Hot take:
Love pretzels. Love soft pretzels. Soft pretzels usually are ruined with too much salt. And the salt that covers them is so abrasive and takes over the whole palette & you lose the taste of the pretzel.
I want a soft pretzel *lightly* salted with a salt that has a delicate salinity. 🥨
Love pretzels. Love soft pretzels. Soft pretzels usually are ruined with too much salt. And the salt that covers them is so abrasive and takes over the whole palette & you lose the taste of the pretzel.
I want a soft pretzel *lightly* salted with a salt that has a delicate salinity. 🥨
Someone once told me that Whitney’s voice ‘really isn’t that good’.
It was the beginning of the end of our friendship.
It was the beginning of the end of our friendship.
a picture of a man with the words good bye darling and good luck on it
ALT: a picture of a man with the words good bye darling and good luck on it
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January 29, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Someone once told me that Whitney’s voice ‘really isn’t that good’.
It was the beginning of the end of our friendship.
It was the beginning of the end of our friendship.
Did you know you can hire me for weddings?
Act 1 (Ceremony): I’ll sing the most beautiful love songs. Everyone will be in tears.
Act 2 (Reception): My one-man production of ‘The Last 5 Years’ sung in it’s entirety. Everyone will be in tears.
Act 1 (Ceremony): I’ll sing the most beautiful love songs. Everyone will be in tears.
Act 2 (Reception): My one-man production of ‘The Last 5 Years’ sung in it’s entirety. Everyone will be in tears.
November 29, 2024 at 8:46 PM
Did you know you can hire me for weddings?
Act 1 (Ceremony): I’ll sing the most beautiful love songs. Everyone will be in tears.
Act 2 (Reception): My one-man production of ‘The Last 5 Years’ sung in it’s entirety. Everyone will be in tears.
Act 1 (Ceremony): I’ll sing the most beautiful love songs. Everyone will be in tears.
Act 2 (Reception): My one-man production of ‘The Last 5 Years’ sung in it’s entirety. Everyone will be in tears.
My younger self would be pretty damn pleased with where my life is right now.
My 15 year old self would never want to speak to me again because I wasn’t at the midnight premiere of Wicked.
Balance.
My 15 year old self would never want to speak to me again because I wasn’t at the midnight premiere of Wicked.
Balance.
November 25, 2024 at 3:19 AM
My younger self would be pretty damn pleased with where my life is right now.
My 15 year old self would never want to speak to me again because I wasn’t at the midnight premiere of Wicked.
Balance.
My 15 year old self would never want to speak to me again because I wasn’t at the midnight premiere of Wicked.
Balance.