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Betty White co-hosted the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade with Lorne Greene from 1963 to 1972.

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Lorne Greene and Betty White standing next to each other holding oversized balloons. One balloon has the word Thanksgiving on it, and the other has the word Parade on it.
November 27, 2025 at 12:47 PM
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Current #GoldenGirls Mood
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November 26, 2025 at 3:10 AM
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My college sent me a fundraising letter "inviting" me to make a gift of $1,250 or a five-year pledge of $6,250.
Dorothy Zbornak from The Golden Girls is sitting on a sofa holding a corded phone receiver. She is making a silly face with her tongue stuck out.
November 26, 2025 at 12:07 AM
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Pictured clockwise from top: Rue McClanahan, Betty White, Bea Arthur, and Estelle Getty on the set of The Golden Girls. They are holding hands, smiling, and facing the camera.
November 13, 2025 at 1:10 PM
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Blanche: Oh, these things happen between sisters all the time. I remember once my sister Virginia wouldn't talk to me for a month, all because I smiled at her boyfriend. Dorothy [to Rose]: There. Listen to Blanche. Blanche: Of course, I was skinny dipping on his property at the time. Dorothy: Don't listen to Blanche. Blanche: All right, it was his bathtub. We were blowing suds off of each other when she walked in. Dorothy: Blanche, what is the point of this story? Blanche: Point? There is no point. I just like telling it.
November 12, 2025 at 11:27 AM
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Nancy remains skeptical.

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A stern looking woman stands behind a hotel registration desk, unsmiling.
November 10, 2025 at 9:55 PM
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Stan [to Dorothy]: Come on. We just sold a piece of property that we bought on our honeymoon. Don't you feel a little sentimental? Dorothy: No. Stan: Come on, what do you say we take a drive and take one last look at it? Dorothy: Oh, two hours in a car with my ex-husband, looking at a piece of swampland that I don't even own anymore...Oh, Stan, you really know how to show a girl a good time.
November 5, 2025 at 1:43 PM
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Today would have been Herb Edelman's 92nd birthday. To celebrate his life, I'll feature quotes by or about Stan today.

For more, see #DorothyInsultsStan and #BestOfStan.

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Stan Zbornak from The Golden Girls is standing at the front door holding a fake monkey.
November 5, 2025 at 1:23 PM
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Miles [to Rose]: I was gonna take you to a lovely restaurant tomorrow night. Rose: I know. Cap'n Sam's Twilight Two-for-One Special. "A nice piece of perch, your choice of potatoes or rice." Miles: Oh, yeah. I see you conveniently left out "with a generous helping of slaw." Oh, or doesn't that serve your little smear campaign?
November 3, 2025 at 1:51 AM
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Sophia: I've got a job over at Captain Jack's Seafood Shanty.

Dorothy: Why?

Sophia: I need money.

Dorothy: I give you money.

Sophia: Big deal, you give me an allowance. Who do I look like, Dennis the Menace?

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Sophia from The Golden Girls is standing in the living room wearing a pirate costume.
November 2, 2025 at 2:08 PM
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"Sweet Dreams"

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October 31, 2025 at 4:40 PM
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Blanche [to Dorothy]: You know, ever since we've known you, you have never once worked on having a meaningful relationship. Blanche: I have had many meaningful relationships. Many, many, many, meaningful relationships. Dorothy: Sharing a worm from a tequila bottle is not meaningful.
October 30, 2025 at 12:05 AM
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Rose: You're not having company, are you, Blanche? Because I want everything to go smoothly for Miles and Caroline. It's a big step, meeting a man's family. Blanche: Don't worry about it, honey. Men will be over, but they'll be in and out all day. Dorothy: Don't say it, Ma. Sophia: I have to, Dorothy. At my age, when you don't say it, it can back up on you and come out some other way.
October 21, 2025 at 11:00 PM
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Ghost cat? Hamlet performance?
A brown tabby cat is sitting on a windowsill behind a sheer white curtain. She is looking up at the camera.
October 16, 2025 at 4:15 AM
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Rose: Sophia, isn't there anything we can do to convince you to stay? Sophia: I wish you could, but my mind's made up. My baby needs me. Dorothy: What about me, Ma? Sophia: You've always been able to take care of yourself. You don't need me. Blanche: All right. What about me? Sophia: You were always strong and independent even before I got here. You don't need me. Rose: What about me? Sophia: You? You need the Wizard of Oz.
October 11, 2025 at 4:55 PM
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Girls, girls! Molly Ringwald isn't in my living room, but the new #GoldenGirls book is!

Our very own @clairebrarian.bsky.social wrote a chapter for "The Golden Girls: Tales from the Lanai."

The cover art and interior photos are pretty, and I can't wait to read this book.
Front cover of the book "The Golden Girls: Tales from the Lanai." Back cover of the book "The Golden Girls: Tales from the Lanai."
October 10, 2025 at 12:21 AM
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We're here collecting...lingerie...for needy sexy people.

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Rose and Blanche from The Golden Girls are standing in the kitchen wearing nuns' costumes while holding clothes. A bra is visible on top of the stack.
October 6, 2025 at 10:10 PM
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How did I end up with back-to-back meetings at 12, 1, and 2 p.m. on a Friday?
Dorothy Zbornak from The Golden Girls is standing in the living room holding a glass. She is looking down at someone unpictured and says, "You don't get any lemonade."
October 3, 2025 at 3:45 AM
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Hulu is increasing my annual subscription cost by $20. And that's the version with ads.
Dorothy Zbornak from The Golden Girls is holding a glass in her right hand. She says, "You don't get any lemonade."
September 23, 2025 at 11:39 PM
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Dorothy: Ma, we need to talk. I waited up for you until two in the morning. And you still weren't home. Sophia: Oh, yeah. Gertie and I and some of the girls went to Wolfie's to pick up guys. Dorothy: I called Wolfie's at 11. You weren't there. Sophia: Guess who got lucky? Dorothy: Oh, God! Sophia: What can I tell you? A couple of egg creams, the fluorescent lights, and a retired jeweler named Shlomo all conspired to make a night of enchantment.
September 18, 2025 at 9:52 PM
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Dorothy: I taught a class today, the finest school in Dade County. Two girls had shaved heads, and three boys had green hair. Coco: They're expressing themselves. Dorothy: Well, I expressed myself. I told them they had to leave. They were too ugly to look at. Now the parents are mad. A father came in in a three-piece suit and defended Tiffany, a bald girl with a nose ring.
September 14, 2025 at 5:04 PM
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Rose: Maybe that's why [Stan] left, because you forced him into it. Dorothy: Rose, he left me 38 years later. For a stewardess that he met on a business trip to Hawaii. It was her first flight. They said, "On arrival, give the passengers a lei." She got confused, he got lucky, and they now live on Maui. It's really wonderful. A 65 year old man with gout learning to windsurf. I hope he trips on his thongs and falls into a volcano.
September 14, 2025 at 12:33 PM
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Rose: I know grief. It takes time. Dorothy: Please, Rose. Listen, if you're Irish, you have a wake. You eat, you cry, you drink, you vomit, and you're done. If you're Jewish, you cry, you sit, you eat for seven days, you put on ten pounds, and it's over. We Italians scream, dress up a donkey, hire a band, and that's that. It's these southern Protestants who make it a way of life.
September 14, 2025 at 12:27 PM
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Dorothy: Ma, what the hell are you talking about? You're not making any sense. Sophia: I was hoping the late hour would help to mask that. I don't have a story about taking advantage of a dead guy for money. I got a great story about a Moroccan and a monkey, but that really comes under the heading of lust.
September 5, 2025 at 2:35 AM
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One of the top coded #ShadyPinesMa moments on The #GoldenGirls.
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September 5, 2025 at 1:52 AM