Golden-one
@golden-one.bsky.social
Coffee, procrastinating, list to follow.
Apparently, the disharmonous oligarchic of America now requires 5 years of social media review to get in.
Ok.
Donny T is a PDF file.
Felon Muskrat is the poster child for birth control.
Ok.
Donny T is a PDF file.
Felon Muskrat is the poster child for birth control.
December 11, 2025 at 12:46 PM
Apparently, the disharmonous oligarchic of America now requires 5 years of social media review to get in.
Ok.
Donny T is a PDF file.
Felon Muskrat is the poster child for birth control.
Ok.
Donny T is a PDF file.
Felon Muskrat is the poster child for birth control.
I just backed Employee Disposal Program on @kickstarter.com www.kickstarter.com/projects/ple...
Employee Disposal Program
A simple, fast, brutal, party game for anyone who's ever suffered through office politics, pointless meetings, or nightmarish coworkers
www.kickstarter.com
November 12, 2025 at 9:53 AM
I just backed Employee Disposal Program on @kickstarter.com www.kickstarter.com/projects/ple...
Yep.
Never ceases to amaze me the number of people who think "road closed" actually means "for everyone else".
I'm now listening to some entitled cretin who's upset they won't let him drive over *still being poured* concrete so he can leave
Never ceases to amaze me the number of people who think "road closed" actually means "for everyone else".
I'm now listening to some entitled cretin who's upset they won't let him drive over *still being poured* concrete so he can leave
October 23, 2025 at 10:51 AM
Yep.
Never ceases to amaze me the number of people who think "road closed" actually means "for everyone else".
I'm now listening to some entitled cretin who's upset they won't let him drive over *still being poured* concrete so he can leave
Never ceases to amaze me the number of people who think "road closed" actually means "for everyone else".
I'm now listening to some entitled cretin who's upset they won't let him drive over *still being poured* concrete so he can leave
Welp. I'm officially old.
I got excited about buying new towels.
They're very nice towels, but still. Towels.
I got excited about buying new towels.
They're very nice towels, but still. Towels.
August 13, 2025 at 7:34 AM
Welp. I'm officially old.
I got excited about buying new towels.
They're very nice towels, but still. Towels.
I got excited about buying new towels.
They're very nice towels, but still. Towels.
FML.
There's no water in the coffee machine.
There's no water in the *tap*.
"We're investigating".
There's no water in the coffee machine.
There's no water in the *tap*.
"We're investigating".
June 29, 2025 at 8:00 AM
FML.
There's no water in the coffee machine.
There's no water in the *tap*.
"We're investigating".
There's no water in the coffee machine.
There's no water in the *tap*.
"We're investigating".
I just backed Even Deeper Regrets: An Unfortunate Fishing Game Expansion on @kickstarter.com www.kickstarter.com/projects/tet...
Even Deeper Regrets: An Unfortunate Fishing Game Expansion
Sail back out to sea – or head inland! – for even more disturbing fishing, deeper madness, and a wealth of new regrettable decisions.
www.kickstarter.com
June 24, 2025 at 12:05 PM
I just backed Even Deeper Regrets: An Unfortunate Fishing Game Expansion on @kickstarter.com www.kickstarter.com/projects/tet...
Do i cancel my Kickstarter order for a meticulous espresso, and order a decent XL, or not?
June 10, 2025 at 12:06 PM
Do i cancel my Kickstarter order for a meticulous espresso, and order a decent XL, or not?
I'm doing Sunday dinner two, leftover boogalo.. and my mother still can't figure out why she's not allowed to help.. and why there's big chunks of time where no actual cooking is going on.
April 21, 2025 at 4:27 PM
I'm doing Sunday dinner two, leftover boogalo.. and my mother still can't figure out why she's not allowed to help.. and why there's big chunks of time where no actual cooking is going on.
When did duvets get so expensive? Why is adulting turning into width first searches for hypoallergenic bedding?
March 24, 2025 at 2:44 PM
When did duvets get so expensive? Why is adulting turning into width first searches for hypoallergenic bedding?
For those of you renaming the Americano (espresso watered down with hot water), please remember it's called that because the Americans were too weak to be able to cope with the full strength espresso.. the name is still appropriate
March 13, 2025 at 6:47 PM
For those of you renaming the Americano (espresso watered down with hot water), please remember it's called that because the Americans were too weak to be able to cope with the full strength espresso.. the name is still appropriate
I'm being honked at.
For blocking a road.
That is closed.
So the road laying machine can make road for us to reopen.
For blocking a road.
That is closed.
So the road laying machine can make road for us to reopen.
February 11, 2025 at 5:29 PM
I'm being honked at.
For blocking a road.
That is closed.
So the road laying machine can make road for us to reopen.
For blocking a road.
That is closed.
So the road laying machine can make road for us to reopen.
Having thought about it, I'd like to congratulate Mrs Donald Trump on becoming America's first madam president.
No idea why he felt the need to steal that honor from the Harris/Ocasio-Cortez(28) pairing, but You Go Girl.
No idea why he felt the need to steal that honor from the Harris/Ocasio-Cortez(28) pairing, but You Go Girl.
January 24, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Having thought about it, I'd like to congratulate Mrs Donald Trump on becoming America's first madam president.
No idea why he felt the need to steal that honor from the Harris/Ocasio-Cortez(28) pairing, but You Go Girl.
No idea why he felt the need to steal that honor from the Harris/Ocasio-Cortez(28) pairing, but You Go Girl.
I suddenly understand the "getting mad for touching the thermostat" thing.
I had a new boiler fitted a month ago, and I'm sharing a roof with two people on blood thinners.
Ffs. Turn the radiator up first.. or move around more..
I'm wearing a t shirt, the butters melting. The house isn't cold
I had a new boiler fitted a month ago, and I'm sharing a roof with two people on blood thinners.
Ffs. Turn the radiator up first.. or move around more..
I'm wearing a t shirt, the butters melting. The house isn't cold
December 29, 2024 at 1:30 PM
I suddenly understand the "getting mad for touching the thermostat" thing.
I had a new boiler fitted a month ago, and I'm sharing a roof with two people on blood thinners.
Ffs. Turn the radiator up first.. or move around more..
I'm wearing a t shirt, the butters melting. The house isn't cold
I had a new boiler fitted a month ago, and I'm sharing a roof with two people on blood thinners.
Ffs. Turn the radiator up first.. or move around more..
I'm wearing a t shirt, the butters melting. The house isn't cold
Reposted by Golden-one
Googling Stuff: Then v Now.
December 11, 2024 at 5:15 PM
Googling Stuff: Then v Now.
I don't know what confuses me more.
The number of people who think "Road closed" means "for everyone but me"..
Or the number of people who don't seem to grasp "don't drive over the shiny black stuff with smoke coming off it being rollered"
The number of people who think "Road closed" means "for everyone but me"..
Or the number of people who don't seem to grasp "don't drive over the shiny black stuff with smoke coming off it being rollered"
December 12, 2024 at 10:40 AM
I don't know what confuses me more.
The number of people who think "Road closed" means "for everyone but me"..
Or the number of people who don't seem to grasp "don't drive over the shiny black stuff with smoke coming off it being rollered"
The number of people who think "Road closed" means "for everyone but me"..
Or the number of people who don't seem to grasp "don't drive over the shiny black stuff with smoke coming off it being rollered"
First day of my Hormzoi coffee advent calendar.. Hormzoi House blend.
Nice as an espresso, surprisingly nice as a breakfast cafe Cubano
Great.
Day 2. Italian blend.. dark, strong, dark, chocolate, and dark. Did I mention dark?
Nice as an espresso, surprisingly nice as a breakfast cafe Cubano
Great.
Day 2. Italian blend.. dark, strong, dark, chocolate, and dark. Did I mention dark?
December 2, 2024 at 7:52 AM
First day of my Hormzoi coffee advent calendar.. Hormzoi House blend.
Nice as an espresso, surprisingly nice as a breakfast cafe Cubano
Great.
Day 2. Italian blend.. dark, strong, dark, chocolate, and dark. Did I mention dark?
Nice as an espresso, surprisingly nice as a breakfast cafe Cubano
Great.
Day 2. Italian blend.. dark, strong, dark, chocolate, and dark. Did I mention dark?
Something something sheeple.
Something something did my own research
Something something crisis actors
Something something turns the frogs gay.
Something something did my own research
Something something crisis actors
Something something turns the frogs gay.
November 12, 2024 at 12:44 PM
Something something sheeple.
Something something did my own research
Something something crisis actors
Something something turns the frogs gay.
Something something did my own research
Something something crisis actors
Something something turns the frogs gay.
Dear America.
What, and I can't stress this enough, the fuck?
What, and I can't stress this enough, the fuck?
November 6, 2024 at 2:26 PM
Dear America.
What, and I can't stress this enough, the fuck?
What, and I can't stress this enough, the fuck?
Why do advent calendars only fall into two categories?
Overpriced, yet somehow underwhelming,
Or
Overpriced and *overpriced*
Overpriced, yet somehow underwhelming,
Or
Overpriced and *overpriced*
October 31, 2024 at 5:43 PM
Why do advent calendars only fall into two categories?
Overpriced, yet somehow underwhelming,
Or
Overpriced and *overpriced*
Overpriced, yet somehow underwhelming,
Or
Overpriced and *overpriced*
Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #182,101!
September 17, 2024 at 8:51 AM
Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #182,101!
Well, this is fun. /S
September 6, 2024 at 2:36 PM
Well, this is fun. /S
Ofcom guidelines say that adverts can't be more than 12 minutes per hour of adverts.
I tried watching one of the "supported by adverts" the channels on Amazon prime video..
4 1/2 minute of program. 30 second of channel ident.. then 7 minutes of advertising.
Completely unwatchable
I tried watching one of the "supported by adverts" the channels on Amazon prime video..
4 1/2 minute of program. 30 second of channel ident.. then 7 minutes of advertising.
Completely unwatchable
August 19, 2024 at 5:28 AM
Ofcom guidelines say that adverts can't be more than 12 minutes per hour of adverts.
I tried watching one of the "supported by adverts" the channels on Amazon prime video..
4 1/2 minute of program. 30 second of channel ident.. then 7 minutes of advertising.
Completely unwatchable
I tried watching one of the "supported by adverts" the channels on Amazon prime video..
4 1/2 minute of program. 30 second of channel ident.. then 7 minutes of advertising.
Completely unwatchable
What's a polite way to give a professional driver evaluation that boils down to "is this driver makes it home without crashing, I'll be surprised"?
August 16, 2024 at 4:56 PM
What's a polite way to give a professional driver evaluation that boils down to "is this driver makes it home without crashing, I'll be surprised"?
I just found out I got a 24 hour time out from a Reddit for using the phrase "tranny in a hat"..
Whilst discussing the difference between configurations of Ford Transit based cargo vehicles
Whilst discussing the difference between configurations of Ford Transit based cargo vehicles
May 10, 2024 at 11:10 AM
I just found out I got a 24 hour time out from a Reddit for using the phrase "tranny in a hat"..
Whilst discussing the difference between configurations of Ford Transit based cargo vehicles
Whilst discussing the difference between configurations of Ford Transit based cargo vehicles
Live long and prosper, everyone
May 4, 2024 at 3:14 PM
Live long and prosper, everyone