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Golden Abyss
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TTRPG Designer/Vtuber/Writer/Podcaster 𖦹 they/them 𖦹 My games are FREE: https://golden-abyss.itch.io
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Sometimes I have game ideas but no one to bounce them off. I’m just left wondering “is this anything?”

So here's a living thread of them for future reference, inspiration, and just to get them out.

Feel free to comment on and use them if they take your interest.
Battle Network is wild because you spend the entire game fighting weird domestic terrorists just because you can, then get a full lore dump about your secret dead brother and grandfather in the last 5 minutes before facing the suddenly world-threatening final boss.
November 5, 2025 at 5:40 AM
Dead by Daylight is FINALLY adding custom colour scratch marks.

This is going to make my life as a colourblind person like 20% easier because the red is too hard to see against the greens and browns on certain maps so I sometimes lose survivors mid-chase for no reason.

Thank you BHVR.
October 25, 2025 at 4:59 AM
I'm approaching the end of the Battle Network 1!
It's been a wild (and frustrating) journey but also a lot of fun and a really rich vein of inspiration for some creative works.

Really looking forward to BN2, but a night playing something else would be nice.
October 25, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Massive thank you to everyone who came to the stream last night and watched my get incredibly frustrated.

Hope to see you again on Thursday for more of the same.
October 7, 2025 at 4:27 AM
6 hours until the stream! I'm getting so hype
This is how you do marketing, right?

Re-debut on October 6th @ midday GMT.
I'd love if you could please follow me on twitch and join the stream when it happens.
October 6, 2025 at 6:07 AM
This is how you do marketing, right?

Re-debut on October 6th @ midday GMT.
I'd love if you could please follow me on twitch and join the stream when it happens.
October 2, 2025 at 6:20 AM
Put it in your calendars! My triumphant return to streaming is Monday October 6th at 8am EST.

Mega Man Battle Network.

Trailer coming soon.
September 29, 2025 at 3:02 PM
She battle on my network until I mega, man
September 27, 2025 at 12:33 PM
I so badly want to start tonight… but I need to wait a week to finish up my studies.

Plenty of time to build hype though!
Good news everyone! I’ll be making a comeback to streaming, but only to play the Mega Man Battle Network/Star Force games.
September 27, 2025 at 5:19 AM
Good news everyone! I’ll be making a comeback to streaming, but only to play the Mega Man Battle Network/Star Force games.
September 26, 2025 at 3:26 AM
We will never know what constellation our sun is in.
September 15, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Woah! I've got a new game available!
In partnership with the Hypno Creator's Collective for their Porn Parody Collab, I present to you:

LEMON HEIST! A horny hack of Honey Heist.

You can get it (and some exquisite erotic audio) straight from their website: thehypnocollective.com/projects/por...
Porn Parody - The Hypno Collective
Let us take you away from this world for a second, and into porn-land, where every problem is solved with sex. The Hypno Collective has come together, harder than ever, to pump out a playlist full of ...
thehypnocollective.com
September 10, 2025 at 9:18 AM
Reposted by Golden Abyss
@golden-abyss.itch.io's contribution to the PORN PARODY COLLAB is quite unique - They made a TTRPG, "Lemon Heist", inspired by Grant Howitt’s "Honey Heist", and another play on the infamous "Lemon Stealing Whores" 🍋🤭

Download the info on the collab page:
thehypnocollective.com/projects/por...
Porn Parody - The Hypno Collective
Let us take you away from this world for a second, and into porn-land, where every problem is solved with sex. The Hypno Collective has come together, harder than ever, to pump out a playlist full of ...
thehypnocollective.com
September 9, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Woah! Hello new followers from the bi/pan starter pack.

You can call me Goldie or Abby.
I’m a queer tabletop game designer who often designs with themes of self-transformation.

This space is mostly a dumping ground for creative musings, but I’m trying to interact more so pls reach out <3
September 3, 2025 at 11:18 AM
Just watched a hardcore match where a Kylo Ren action figure force-choked someone.

I fucking love wrestling.
August 29, 2025 at 12:52 PM
“We are the universe experiencing itself” factoid actualy just statistical error. Universe Man, Universe Man,
size of the entire universe man who’s got a watch with a minute hand, millennium hand, and an eon hand is an outlier adn should not have been counted
August 22, 2025 at 9:09 AM
Dreaming of a podcast called Numbers, where the hosts only talks about the episode numbers.

First 13 episodes are amazingly insightful, then it’s a whole lot of stinkers with increasingly sparse good ones.

Somehow runs for 3000 episodes.
August 21, 2025 at 9:17 AM
Reposted by Golden Abyss
Writers should internalize Lao Tzu's lesson about how the emptiness at the center of a wheel is what makes it useful, and how a pot is valuable because of where the clay *isn't*. Corporate geek culture has warped us into thinking that negative spaces are flaws that need to be fixed.
Can't stress this enough: nobody fucking cares what he was up to
August 8, 2025 at 2:32 AM
I guess we doin’ engagement bait now:

One like = one unhinged TTRPG opinion that I actually and sincerely believe in
Yeah let's get in on that
One like = one unhinged ttrpg opinion that i truly sincerely believe in
OK I'll get in on the engagement bait too.

One like = one unhinged TTRPG opinion that I truly and sincerely believe in

(until I run out of steam) (I will not run out of opinions)
August 1, 2025 at 12:05 PM
So, itch may no longer be a safe place to upload it.

Fortunately my collaborators have an independent site to download it from.
It’s a shame, but so long as it’s available that’s what matters.
Good lord have i made a beautiful mistake today.
I'd love to post it immediately, but it's for a collab so it must wait.

Porn parody TTRPG coming soon!
July 28, 2025 at 11:53 AM
A thousand thank you’s for sharing this. I didn’t know how I could push back on them despite being an Aussie. I’ll be sure to send in my fair share of concerns.
this is worth repeating honestly.

if you are in Australia and would like to look more into it, you can do so here:
www.acnc.gov.au/raise-concern
July 26, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Good lord have i made a beautiful mistake today.
I'd love to post it immediately, but it's for a collab so it must wait.

Porn parody TTRPG coming soon!
July 7, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Many institutions need to be dragged into the modern world kicking and screaming.

It’s our responsibility to drag them if we need them.
But never forget how they kicked and screamed.
June 30, 2025 at 1:05 AM
I was trying to make a card game detached from any violence or competition between players.

I succeeded!

…but in doing so, I endorsed capitalism instead :(
March 24, 2025 at 1:44 AM
In spite of the considerable efforts of Twitter and 4Chan, LinkedIn remains the most loathsome site in the internet.
March 16, 2025 at 4:15 AM