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"I have bunnies everywhere!"
Are playing Sam Wise and Shelob again?
February 13, 2026 at 1:50 PM
Are playing Sam Wise and Shelob again?
The Magic 8 Ball says..
February 13, 2026 at 1:47 PM
The Magic 8 Ball says..
I'm pretty sure they all think that everything beyond the U.S. borders are some massive set like The Volume somewhere beneath Pasadena, and that the U.S. is the only place that is real. I'm sure there are bits of that which are suspect.
I blame drinking out of warm garden hoses.
I blame drinking out of warm garden hoses.
February 9, 2026 at 6:59 AM
I'm pretty sure they all think that everything beyond the U.S. borders are some massive set like The Volume somewhere beneath Pasadena, and that the U.S. is the only place that is real. I'm sure there are bits of that which are suspect.
I blame drinking out of warm garden hoses.
I blame drinking out of warm garden hoses.
I'm more of a Bugs Bunny person. Sings a great Barber of Seville.
Though a good bunny does taste like chicken. Bad ones might be gamey.
Though a good bunny does taste like chicken. Bad ones might be gamey.
February 9, 2026 at 1:39 AM
I'm more of a Bugs Bunny person. Sings a great Barber of Seville.
Though a good bunny does taste like chicken. Bad ones might be gamey.
Though a good bunny does taste like chicken. Bad ones might be gamey.
He is a fucking nightmare!
February 7, 2026 at 6:30 PM
He is a fucking nightmare!
I'm pretty sure little Damien Trump maxed out at monsterously awful at a young age and is only trying to maintain his average at this point.
February 7, 2026 at 6:19 PM
I'm pretty sure little Damien Trump maxed out at monsterously awful at a young age and is only trying to maintain his average at this point.
Only a flesh wound!
February 7, 2026 at 6:11 PM
Only a flesh wound!
Did this happen to Eric at the same time as the penis frozen to the sidewalk event. Puts it all into perspective.
The more horrific part of this is the unfortunate person behind getting killed by bits of Eric.
The more horrific part of this is the unfortunate person behind getting killed by bits of Eric.
February 7, 2026 at 6:10 PM
Did this happen to Eric at the same time as the penis frozen to the sidewalk event. Puts it all into perspective.
The more horrific part of this is the unfortunate person behind getting killed by bits of Eric.
The more horrific part of this is the unfortunate person behind getting killed by bits of Eric.
Yes, optional as in does it go in the trash or the incinerator.
February 7, 2026 at 3:47 AM
Yes, optional as in does it go in the trash or the incinerator.
Yep that would be a good thing to say I can do... when I become lucid again.
February 7, 2026 at 3:28 AM
Yep that would be a good thing to say I can do... when I become lucid again.
They were very tender.
February 5, 2026 at 2:48 PM
They were very tender.
Why is Smurfette riding Snuffalu•ck dragon.
February 2, 2026 at 4:22 AM
Why is Smurfette riding Snuffalu•ck dragon.
Pop pop pop!
a bear in a blue shirt is blowing bubbles
ALT: a bear in a blue shirt is blowing bubbles
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January 31, 2026 at 3:27 AM
Pop pop pop!
Me not using AI or crypto.
a woman is holding a black and white kitten with a white object in her mouth
ALT: a woman is holding a black and white kitten with a white object in her mouth
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January 31, 2026 at 2:38 AM
Me not using AI or crypto.
As an autistic gen X guy that can't look anyone in the eyes, this made me laugh out loud.
Thanks for an excuse to laugh amongst all the shit going on.
Thanks for an excuse to laugh amongst all the shit going on.
January 29, 2026 at 3:26 AM
As an autistic gen X guy that can't look anyone in the eyes, this made me laugh out loud.
Thanks for an excuse to laugh amongst all the shit going on.
Thanks for an excuse to laugh amongst all the shit going on.
It was always going to be the Republicans that would actually take your guns. It was only a matter of being done with the useful idiots and the pro-gun message not serving their end goal anymore. The gun fetishists are brain stems.
January 29, 2026 at 2:41 AM
It was always going to be the Republicans that would actually take your guns. It was only a matter of being done with the useful idiots and the pro-gun message not serving their end goal anymore. The gun fetishists are brain stems.
This only delegitimizes their story, which is fine, but 3rd shot, 1st shot, doesn't matter. It was never justified to begin with. It was always premeditated murder.
January 25, 2026 at 6:07 PM
This only delegitimizes their story, which is fine, but 3rd shot, 1st shot, doesn't matter. It was never justified to begin with. It was always premeditated murder.