Jill
@gojillyfishing.bsky.social
High-top sneakers and sailor tattoos
I do not wish to be perceived at the Dollar Tree
April 22, 2025 at 6:42 PM
I do not wish to be perceived at the Dollar Tree
I'm so tired and cranky. My head hurts.
April 16, 2025 at 2:15 PM
I'm so tired and cranky. My head hurts.
Update: I got in
Using this new platform to share that I have started the process for applying to grad school today 😬
March 22, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Update: I got in
An elderly woman named Patty came into my job and yelled, "YOU LOOK WILD! DONT CHANGE A THING!" I would go to war for you, Patty.
March 13, 2025 at 11:20 PM
An elderly woman named Patty came into my job and yelled, "YOU LOOK WILD! DONT CHANGE A THING!" I would go to war for you, Patty.
My high school seniors told me I "look like an icon." This is going right to my head. How do I keep my icon status?
March 7, 2025 at 4:47 PM
My high school seniors told me I "look like an icon." This is going right to my head. How do I keep my icon status?
My school photo was taken in September. It was given to me today. What a delay lol
March 3, 2025 at 7:49 PM
My school photo was taken in September. It was given to me today. What a delay lol
A couple of years ago, I matched on a dating app with some guy who was in a band. Today, I learned that the dad of one of my students is in that same band. I'm glad to have avoided that awkwardness, ha.
February 27, 2025 at 5:28 PM
A couple of years ago, I matched on a dating app with some guy who was in a band. Today, I learned that the dad of one of my students is in that same band. I'm glad to have avoided that awkwardness, ha.
Ever see a meme that triggers a pretty traumatic memory, but it's funny now? My ex-husband didn't tell our counselor the truth during our sessions. I didn't feel safe saying this in person, so I called the therapist privately. She said, "Sometimes the best thing to do is leave." Good times.
February 26, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Ever see a meme that triggers a pretty traumatic memory, but it's funny now? My ex-husband didn't tell our counselor the truth during our sessions. I didn't feel safe saying this in person, so I called the therapist privately. She said, "Sometimes the best thing to do is leave." Good times.
Keanu looks like a villain
February 25, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Keanu looks like a villain
Drunk on a Tuesday (?)
February 18, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Drunk on a Tuesday (?)
I was just called a Karen for saying the Department of Ed has nothing to do with whether or not your child's school permits them to celebrate Valentine's Day. You're just proving my point why we need the Dept of Ed, but go off, king.
February 14, 2025 at 4:55 PM
I was just called a Karen for saying the Department of Ed has nothing to do with whether or not your child's school permits them to celebrate Valentine's Day. You're just proving my point why we need the Dept of Ed, but go off, king.
Khaleesi attempts to est my various foods. Yes, I'm wearing SpongeBob pants. Grow up.
February 13, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Khaleesi attempts to est my various foods. Yes, I'm wearing SpongeBob pants. Grow up.
I only care about the Superb Owl
February 9, 2025 at 7:17 PM
I only care about the Superb Owl
All 3 cats on the bed, I'm gonna scream 🥹
February 6, 2025 at 5:11 AM
All 3 cats on the bed, I'm gonna scream 🥹
It's nice not to have to set an alarm for the morning ❄️
February 6, 2025 at 4:18 AM
It's nice not to have to set an alarm for the morning ❄️
Between work and visiting boyfriend, I was gone about 2 days. Someone is pissed lol
February 4, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Between work and visiting boyfriend, I was gone about 2 days. Someone is pissed lol
Sitting in the parking lot before my part-time job starts, thinking about driving away 🚗
February 3, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Sitting in the parking lot before my part-time job starts, thinking about driving away 🚗
My coworker and I had a discussion to make sure we're on the same page. If 🧊 shows up, they can not come into our classroom. If we get arrested, someone please take care of my cats. Just being prepared.
February 1, 2025 at 2:35 PM
My coworker and I had a discussion to make sure we're on the same page. If 🧊 shows up, they can not come into our classroom. If we get arrested, someone please take care of my cats. Just being prepared.
Feeling overwhelmed, need to buy something
January 31, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Feeling overwhelmed, need to buy something
Student: Do we have school on Valentine's Day?
Me: Yeah, it's the Friday right before February break
Student: *sigh* another year of crying in my room
Me: Yeah, it's the Friday right before February break
Student: *sigh* another year of crying in my room
January 27, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Student: Do we have school on Valentine's Day?
Me: Yeah, it's the Friday right before February break
Student: *sigh* another year of crying in my room
Me: Yeah, it's the Friday right before February break
Student: *sigh* another year of crying in my room
7th grader: I like the original Teen Titans better than Teen Titans Go. They're just midgets in Teen Titans Go.
Me: What? They're literally children. They're teens.
Me: What? They're literally children. They're teens.
January 21, 2025 at 4:46 PM
7th grader: I like the original Teen Titans better than Teen Titans Go. They're just midgets in Teen Titans Go.
Me: What? They're literally children. They're teens.
Me: What? They're literally children. They're teens.