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gogogoings.bsky.social
franz tafkaa
@gogogoings.bsky.social
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lover, hater, enthusiast. likes anarchism, antifascism, trans liberation; dislikes cops, devon and cornwall.

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i couldn't help myself. far too much effort for a throwaway joke but i would do anything for my no.1 anarcheologist @belalugosisdad.bsky.social
interview cop: "so errr mr lugosi, you say 'ere in this body worn video, that you are a member of pleistocene action? is that true?" lugosi: "no, and besides, pleistocene action doesn't have member lists on account of not having invented any writing systems yet" cop: "we are in possession of evidence that there were proto-writing systems present in the late paleolithi-" lugosi: "evidence?! it's not evidence, it's a contested interpretation which hasn't undergone proper peer review" cop: "don't worry, you'll be able to argue about that when you get reviewed by a jury of your peers at trial. now, when you were arrested we found on your person a flintknapped lithic. would you care to explain why you had such an item in your possession, if you aren't a supporter of the pleistocene?" lugosi: "this lithic is a lomewki artifact! it's from the pliocene, which is *not* a proscribed epoch!" cop: "not yet, but we'll see about its provenance. it's being carbon-dated by forensics." lugosi: [staying quiet about the absurdity of carbon dating a rock] listen, mate. you can't stop pleistocene action this way - they're an underground movement, this is just a digging expedition" cop: "well how would you recommend we unearth an underground movement if not by digging?" lugosi: "what? fucks sake. look, i'm tired of this. the pleistocene is not going away-" cop: "that's holocene denial." lugosi: "obviously not! i'm just saying that the boundaries of different geological time periods are flexible, subject to interpretation, and even vary based on location -" cop: "So you're saying we should negotiate with lugosi: "exactly. It's not like they were all sitting around in 9700bce saying 'right lads, the holocene starts on monday'." cop: "that's not how stratigraphy works, sir." lugosi: "i give up." cop: "mr Lugosi, possession of a lithic implement in a public place without reasonable excuse may constitute an offence under the Offensive Weapons Act 2019." lugosi: "an offensive weapon? It’s a small pebble!" cop: "you could still bludgeon someone with it." lugosi: "only if they insist on misdating it!" cop: "right, now you're making threats against me, that's a s4A charge you've got too now. back in the cell!"
October 17, 2025 at 10:39 PM
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the description // the product // the reviews
text describing in bad English 'cartoon pattern socks for anime lovers' socks with red swastika print on them 4 reviews with Ukrainian flags, reading "good quality", "recommend", etc.
December 23, 2024 at 12:19 PM
gogogoings.bsky.social
only through the power of GAY LOVE can women be defeated [challengers, 2024]
final scene hug in challengers
December 22, 2024 at 4:48 AM
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is this anything
Time person of the year cover, Luigi Mangioni perp walk
December 19, 2024 at 11:06 PM
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if you're joining me from twitter, I LIED. there is no face reveal.

there is, however, a picture of the LEGO STAR WARS SUPER STAR DESTROYER i just built.
lego model of super star destroyer
December 14, 2024 at 6:36 PM