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Dead Head, Texas Rangers fan and the Pope of Chili Town. An enthusiast of long distance running, SEC football, democracy and nachos. Just a little blue dot living in a red state trying not to get consumed by the abyss.
‘Tis the season.
November 28, 2025 at 5:18 PM
‘Tis the season.
Since 2001, not a single Thanksgiving has transpired without me thinking about Tony Soprano’s lieutenant that died on the toilet after eating his thanksgiving dinner
November 28, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Since 2001, not a single Thanksgiving has transpired without me thinking about Tony Soprano’s lieutenant that died on the toilet after eating his thanksgiving dinner
We’re entering a spoiler free zone. You will be muted and/or blocked. I don’t give a F who you are.
November 27, 2025 at 2:54 AM
We’re entering a spoiler free zone. You will be muted and/or blocked. I don’t give a F who you are.
I put the kids to bed and I’m logging off for a while. I love most of you and I’ll see you tomorrow. Happy Stranger Things day to those who choose to celebrate.
November 27, 2025 at 2:52 AM
I put the kids to bed and I’m logging off for a while. I love most of you and I’ll see you tomorrow. Happy Stranger Things day to those who choose to celebrate.
The best possible Thanksgiving main course
November 26, 2025 at 4:33 PM
The best possible Thanksgiving main course
Regular price. Four bucks. Four bucks.
November 24, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Regular price. Four bucks. Four bucks.
“Many legal scholars agree” is just an off shoot of the “my dad’s a lawyer!” argument
November 23, 2025 at 5:40 PM
“Many legal scholars agree” is just an off shoot of the “my dad’s a lawyer!” argument
At the end of Season 2 on my Stranger Things rewatch, and absolutely bawling watching Steve get Dustin hyped up for the Snow Ball ‘84
November 15, 2025 at 1:58 AM
At the end of Season 2 on my Stranger Things rewatch, and absolutely bawling watching Steve get Dustin hyped up for the Snow Ball ‘84
I’m doing a Stranger Things rewatch. This bad ass knows all about magnets.
November 11, 2025 at 11:53 PM
I’m doing a Stranger Things rewatch. This bad ass knows all about magnets.
Pop quiz - How does a person that spent his entire career in real estate finance not know that a typical mortgage is 30 years?
The answer I am looking for is - Dementia.
The answer I am looking for is - Dementia.
November 11, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Pop quiz - How does a person that spent his entire career in real estate finance not know that a typical mortgage is 30 years?
The answer I am looking for is - Dementia.
The answer I am looking for is - Dementia.
Repost with an iconic fictional band.
November 11, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Repost with an iconic fictional band.
After a decade, it appears the concept of a health care plan has dropped. I don’t even know where to start with how fcking stupid this is.
November 8, 2025 at 6:19 PM
After a decade, it appears the concept of a health care plan has dropped. I don’t even know where to start with how fcking stupid this is.
It is my turn to host for Thanksgiving, and I have decided that this will definitely be served. If you think that’s gross… then you are not invited.
November 5, 2025 at 6:57 PM
It is my turn to host for Thanksgiving, and I have decided that this will definitely be served. If you think that’s gross… then you are not invited.
Am I the only one who saw this pic and immediately thought “oh, so that’s where he’s going to die”?
October 31, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Am I the only one who saw this pic and immediately thought “oh, so that’s where he’s going to die”?
