Super Nerd Michael, Evermasker™
@gofortwoelks.bsky.social
Oilers, Elks, that virus you heard about (2019-?), and progressive politics.
Chess + math in the background. Competence + Compassion always.
Chess + math in the background. Competence + Compassion always.
If anyone still doesn't like Bouchard, ask them the resolution of their radio (last 10 games).
November 20, 2025 at 3:29 AM
If anyone still doesn't like Bouchard, ask them the resolution of their radio (last 10 games).
And this, which turned decorative somewhere between one and two decades ago
November 13, 2025 at 7:05 AM
And this, which turned decorative somewhere between one and two decades ago
That's gonna drag on the season totals (Kulak hidden)
November 9, 2025 at 6:04 AM
That's gonna drag on the season totals (Kulak hidden)
Week 5
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November 9, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Week 5
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hIGh coMPLetIon PerCENTagE / 19-16
November 8, 2025 at 10:50 PM
hIGh coMPLetIon PerCENTagE / 19-16
lmao, Rankin's rushing stats, per the CFL website.
191 carries for 1013 yards, 9 touchdowns, avg. 4.4, and a longest of 436 yards
www.cfl.ca/players/just...
191 carries for 1013 yards, 9 touchdowns, avg. 4.4, and a longest of 436 yards
www.cfl.ca/players/just...
October 26, 2025 at 4:50 AM
lmao, Rankin's rushing stats, per the CFL website.
191 carries for 1013 yards, 9 touchdowns, avg. 4.4, and a longest of 436 yards
www.cfl.ca/players/just...
191 carries for 1013 yards, 9 touchdowns, avg. 4.4, and a longest of 436 yards
www.cfl.ca/players/just...
Don't doubt there's something to it, but anyone who doesn't start by pointing at the defence doesn't deserve to be trusted
How much did he "elevate the offence", exactly?
How much did he "elevate the offence", exactly?
October 25, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Don't doubt there's something to it, but anyone who doesn't start by pointing at the defence doesn't deserve to be trusted
How much did he "elevate the offence", exactly?
How much did he "elevate the offence", exactly?
luv non-quantifiables
October 25, 2025 at 11:16 PM
luv non-quantifiables
Man they really don't want people like me to care about their sport do they
October 25, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Man they really don't want people like me to care about their sport do they
Ah, not a good period for those two
October 24, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Ah, not a good period for those two
And a whisker out of last in xGF/60
October 22, 2025 at 2:03 AM
And a whisker out of last in xGF/60
There are 473 players who have played 60 min. 5v5 at the moment
Nurse is 8th worst in xGF% (and SCF%) while being +0/-3
Nurse is 8th worst in xGF% (and SCF%) while being +0/-3
October 22, 2025 at 1:56 AM
There are 473 players who have played 60 min. 5v5 at the moment
Nurse is 8th worst in xGF% (and SCF%) while being +0/-3
Nurse is 8th worst in xGF% (and SCF%) while being +0/-3
You may have wondered, "hey, why was Philp scratched for a week after scoring his first goal? And now he scored again?"
Well you see, while he was 14-6 in 5v5 shots, he was 1-3 (now 2-3) in goals. Our dear friend rolls in his grave.
Well you see, while he was 14-6 in 5v5 shots, he was 1-3 (now 2-3) in goals. Our dear friend rolls in his grave.
October 19, 2025 at 8:51 PM
You may have wondered, "hey, why was Philp scratched for a week after scoring his first goal? And now he scored again?"
Well you see, while he was 14-6 in 5v5 shots, he was 1-3 (now 2-3) in goals. Our dear friend rolls in his grave.
Well you see, while he was 14-6 in 5v5 shots, he was 1-3 (now 2-3) in goals. Our dear friend rolls in his grave.
Jeff Skinner has three goals and an assist in four games, floating while the rest of the Sharks sink
All our coaches around here have had too much of the water
All our coaches around here have had too much of the water
October 18, 2025 at 5:33 AM
Jeff Skinner has three goals and an assist in four games, floating while the rest of the Sharks sink
All our coaches around here have had too much of the water
All our coaches around here have had too much of the water
Well, that's a regrettable crash on D
On pace for 20 themselves is pretty spot on...
On pace for 20 themselves is pretty spot on...
October 18, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Well, that's a regrettable crash on D
On pace for 20 themselves is pretty spot on...
On pace for 20 themselves is pretty spot on...
Hell yeah brother, you were in my six but I had missed or forgotten that bit
October 17, 2025 at 4:57 AM
Hell yeah brother, you were in my six but I had missed or forgotten that bit
Thank gord my emotional attachment to the Jets has been zero
October 12, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Thank gord my emotional attachment to the Jets has been zero
Put together an estimate for the Elks playoff chances
First of all, fuck Hamilton
The Elks would have had a 4- to 5-fold increase in odds if they had the tiebreak. Easily worth taking more risk.
First of all, fuck Hamilton
The Elks would have had a 4- to 5-fold increase in odds if they had the tiebreak. Easily worth taking more risk.
October 12, 2025 at 4:08 AM
Put together an estimate for the Elks playoff chances
First of all, fuck Hamilton
The Elks would have had a 4- to 5-fold increase in odds if they had the tiebreak. Easily worth taking more risk.
First of all, fuck Hamilton
The Elks would have had a 4- to 5-fold increase in odds if they had the tiebreak. Easily worth taking more risk.
5 points from missed FGs. More from being idiots. I look forward to checking out sooner than later.
October 12, 2025 at 12:21 AM
5 points from missed FGs. More from being idiots. I look forward to checking out sooner than later.
Sample Alberta NDP speech #2
![[Debate style: Premier offers some weak response about something the NDP did in government]
Right, Danielle. The NDP have been in power for /four years/ of Alberta’s history – not since 2019, and yet you still blame us for things. Including, our unacceptably high youth unemployment numbers, which you claim is because /we/ raised the minimum wage to the highest in the country in 2018... and /not/ because /you/ have allowed our minimum wage to become the /lowest/ in the country in October 2025, at exactly the same place we put it in 2018.
You have made the choice that so many Alberta workers should be the lowest paid individuals in the country. /You/ have made the choice that it is harder for Albertans to afford to live – in far more ways than minimum wage. Ballooning insurance rates, cutting disability payments, rejecting federal funding for dental coverage, refusing to cover COVID vaccines.
Alternatively, we could elect a New Democrat government, whose top priority is working Albertans. Working Albertans, and their ability to live the life they expect in this province. There are a bunch of other things to argue as close seconds, with as much damage as this government has done, but everyone will nod as I say that affordability is the number one crisis facing Albertans, and the UCP have done nothing to help.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:ncr4vc24gmauveddemzznx4v/bafkreig6rw2ipqpunz3fcnefypygjn7f5yjmqs4fwwcgbl755vc3i7nwla@jpeg)
October 8, 2025 at 6:51 AM
Sample Alberta NDP speech #2
Sample Alberta NDP speech #1, if I were speaking as a candidate
October 8, 2025 at 6:45 AM
Sample Alberta NDP speech #1, if I were speaking as a candidate
Apologies for dirtying your timelines... lookit these fuckin' clowns and watch out for your own
If I voted for a sentence, "We will keep championing understanding, empathy, and acceptance. Hopefully the province will learn to be less afraid of what they don’t understand." (Lagacé) would do it.
If I voted for a sentence, "We will keep championing understanding, empathy, and acceptance. Hopefully the province will learn to be less afraid of what they don’t understand." (Lagacé) would do it.
October 8, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Apologies for dirtying your timelines... lookit these fuckin' clowns and watch out for your own
If I voted for a sentence, "We will keep championing understanding, empathy, and acceptance. Hopefully the province will learn to be less afraid of what they don’t understand." (Lagacé) would do it.
If I voted for a sentence, "We will keep championing understanding, empathy, and acceptance. Hopefully the province will learn to be less afraid of what they don’t understand." (Lagacé) would do it.