If the policy change truly reduces risk and improves choice, then there should be no future disease burden. So fund a liability endowment. If they’re right, the money is never used. If they’re wrong, there’s protected capital for the children who suffer.

Salted or unsalted? I keep Kerrygold reserved for cookies, is Kirkland considered medical grade?

Yank here. At least hiccups won’t land you in debtors’ prison. We just take a second mortgage for a vaccine “no longer approved,” thanks to a guy who drops bears in Central Park and insists he’s done research.

Nothing says Victorian medicine like butter for an ailment. Marmite next. Then gin. The cabbage that outlasted Liz Truss says jam every time.

Former ruler of the seas now fears feet. History is a long arc, and sometimes it bends toward podiatry at home.

Emergency rooms overwhelmed by hiccups feels like the most British collapse imaginable.

Hey Brexit: hold my beer. Actually, hold the whole pub.

Heaven: Two factor authentication required.

Rapture fan: Wait, we need a password?

God: Password must contain: love, humility, compassion, and no AR-15 fetish.

Jesus.exe

As a grad student, I’d call on students by their hats. “John Deere, what do you think?” They hated it. The hats disappeared by week two. Teaching isn’t all about lectures.

Or run for office. Representative Vindman is still speaking up and not locked up. Good to be vigilant though.

Sparkling authoritarianism? That’s fascismo de Cava. Still repressive, but at least the labeling laws are liberal.

Gm |Cm|Gm |Gm
Gm | Cm | D7 | Gm

Finnish Air Force? Probably not . . .

You’re an American. No royal title for you.

Republicans take this seriously. They stay on message. They write—and read—books about it. They’ve been at this for a long time: Frank Luntz helped craft the 1994 Contract with America and published Words That Work in 2007. Power doesn’t come only from how you use words, but it helps.

Republicans take this seriously. They stay on message. They write—and read—books about it. They’ve been at this for a long time: Frank Luntz helped craft the 1994 Contract with America and published Words That Work in 2007. Power doesn’t come only from how you use words, but it helps.

Fluency is not truth.
Performance is not understanding.
The next great hallucination won’t be about blueberries.

He’s running

Raised $3.4 million.
Used it for a lavish lifestyle.

Also, my local church just told me they now accept crypto.

“Jump the shark” is done.
We’ve turned the boat around so the Fonz can take a second jump—with better lighting for Insta.

Let’s update it for Gen Z:
“They started a meme coin.”