is this a thirst skeet or what

so far my posts are bombing but that also happened on twitter. hmm what could be the common denominator……

do u think jacob sartorius and mattybraps ever explored each others bodies

dr pepper is just beer you can drink at work and brother… im workin!

as an elder of this coffee shop (jobless, got here this morning) I kind of hate seeing the vibes change as the newbies file in (remote workers, dog owners)

when will I bag a massage therapist I need my back cracked so bad

read a paper about Baijiu grain fermentation right before getting a cluster headache and now all my brain is doing is trying to convince me there’s a “real eyes realize real lies” that I can make with migraine and my grain and it’s never going to fucking happen