Timm, online
@godsfavcustomer.bsky.social
Runnin, records, relief pitchers, reporting
Commenting “this sounds like Coldplay” under every YouTube video to get Coldplay more fans
March 6, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Commenting “this sounds like Coldplay” under every YouTube video to get Coldplay more fans
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Obviously you're going to listen to the new Destroyer song
Destroyer Shares New Song "Hydroplaning Off The Edge Of The World": Listen
The excitement for the new Destroyer album Dan’s Boogie is building. Dan Bejar unveiled the sprawling lead single “Bologna” last month, and now he’s back with “Hydroplaning Off The Edge Of The World.”
www.stereogum.com
February 5, 2025 at 7:55 PM
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Me in 2013 after they shut down Hipster Runoff
January 30, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Me in 2013 after they shut down Hipster Runoff
Can’t decide if cheering for the Blue Jays or cheering for Tottenham is more embarrassing
January 19, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Can’t decide if cheering for the Blue Jays or cheering for Tottenham is more embarrassing
Here’s what I don’t get: if you’re familiar with Dasher & Dancer & all the other ones, how do you not know “the most famous reindeer of all”???
December 17, 2024 at 10:26 PM
Here’s what I don’t get: if you’re familiar with Dasher & Dancer & all the other ones, how do you not know “the most famous reindeer of all”???
My name is Timm and the Toronto Blue Jays actually make me want to die
December 11, 2024 at 11:30 PM
My name is Timm and the Toronto Blue Jays actually make me want to die
It’s almost hard to explain how deep the Twitter brain rot runs
December 4, 2024 at 2:34 PM
It’s almost hard to explain how deep the Twitter brain rot runs
My favourite photo pose is the “pregnant but just barely & not yet showing so sticking out your belly & arching your back to make a point” pose
November 28, 2024 at 6:50 PM
My favourite photo pose is the “pregnant but just barely & not yet showing so sticking out your belly & arching your back to make a point” pose
Your toddler is on your Instagram page? Straight to jail
November 25, 2024 at 7:21 PM
Your toddler is on your Instagram page? Straight to jail
My wish for Bluesky: it’ll produce more political candidates focused on the woke agenda. There’s not enough!
November 23, 2024 at 9:28 PM
My wish for Bluesky: it’ll produce more political candidates focused on the woke agenda. There’s not enough!
$18 for two matchas. Every day we stray further from God’s light.
November 21, 2024 at 9:25 PM
$18 for two matchas. Every day we stray further from God’s light.
I’ll post on this new app until James Corden shows up. Then it’s curtains
November 20, 2024 at 4:44 PM
I’ll post on this new app until James Corden shows up. Then it’s curtains
Choose your fighter: Taylor Swift Fan or Disney Adult
November 20, 2024 at 4:36 PM
Choose your fighter: Taylor Swift Fan or Disney Adult
Gonna go through Twitter & find my best posts to copy over here so you all think I’m clever. I remember making people laugh when talking about a hot dog this one time. Hold on
October 7, 2023 at 8:05 PM
Gonna go through Twitter & find my best posts to copy over here so you all think I’m clever. I remember making people laugh when talking about a hot dog this one time. Hold on