he’s not even here anyone they shot him dead in the bronx

🟣 where in that speech did you find me telling you to kill yourself

no. that’s a coward’s way out.

not something you should do.

🟣
*there was a small token on the chair he sat on.*

"use it if you ever need assistance."

🐇.... *he held it in his hands, inspecting it*

👁️looks like a ID to me

🐇WHAT SORT OF ID HAS-

👁️*they took it and turned part of it, it broke into two pieces.*

🐇..holy shit-

👁️yup

🟣*he hummed baby shark as philyra opened the door and left, there was a bit of yelling in the corridor before another door slammed shut*

hahah. welp. that settles it. bye bye!

🐇 HEY WAIT-

*the familiar mist surrounded him.. and he was gone.*

🐇 aghhh- dammit!

👁️he did leave something yk

🐇huh?

🎶 YOU COULDN'T TELL THAT MY SUPERIOR PRESENCE WAS MISSING!?

haaah.. why did i expect anything more than that.. you people clearly aren't sophisticated enough to tell..

i'll go back to my room, i have alot to catch up on.

..and i need to get this damned song out of my head..

🟣 *he snapped his fingers, one of the rings in his hands glowing before more of the same mist shows up and drops philyra flat on the ground*

🎶 WELL THAT TOOK YOU LONG ENOUGH! WAS IT REALLY THAT HARD TO TELL I WAS REPLACED!?

👁️no
🐇 yes

👁️but i want you to think about the fact that it's best to not keep him hidden away for this long.

i would prefer to deal with a explosion, not a nuclear bomb.

🟣 fair point. here's your nuisance.

🐇i feel like we're going WILDLY off-topic right now.

🟣oh, yeah. you guys want me to bring him back by the way?

🐇HELL NO

👁️yeah kinda

🐇haco what the hell??

👁️yeah, he's annoying. and entitled. and a narcissist.

BUT he's still a part of our office.

🐇regretably.

👁️regretably, yes.

🐇 i don't think we're on the level where i'd be comfortable with this.

🟣dude i've been interacting with you for about.. uhh, 3 months i'd say? give or take?

👁️damn this tea is good

🟣right?? i always wanted to try the northern blends but never had the time to go get some!

🐇 WHERE THE FUCK DID YOU COME FROM!?

👁️ door

🟣 sounds about right.

🐇i can't handle having more than one weirdo in here..

🟣buddy we live in the city i don't think having weirdos is that rare.

🐇aghh- you know what i mean!

🟣yeah, i do. im just messing with ya, haha!

🐇..of LITERALLY ANYONE YOU COULD'VE PICKED.

🟣to be fair he WAS the easiest to get rid of.

🐇..i'm.. not surprised in the slightest.

🟣im more surprised with how easy it was to fool you lot, considering your backgrounds.

👁️ to be fair i already knew lmao

🐇 run it back by me again?

🟣 okay so BASICALLY i wanted to keep an eye on.. that thing.

*he said as he pointed to horatio through the window*

🐇..and you REALLY thought it was a good idea to get him of all people?

🟣pretty much, yeah.

🟣.... *he stood dumbfounded at how something so simple ruined his disguise after everything.*

🐇 WHAT THE FUCK!?

🟣 ..shiit...

*later in gabriel's room..*

🐇 so let me get this straight- you kidnapped the most annoying person in this office and just-

🟣 pretended to be them, basically, yes.

🐇 ???

🎶 *he removed the ribbon, and placed it on the side, before unwrapping the foil.*

i don't quite see anything.. it has alot of weight to it though, i have to say.

*he leans a bit closer before being smacked flat on the face. orchid mist envelops the spot he was hit.*

// real shit

//ermm nuh uh

(it’s passenger not horatio)

*he broke down crying. he’s sick. he’s sick and he knows it. he enjoyed doing all of that. he’s sick. he did so many horrible things.*

..why..? why.. why..

*just why did i have to remember?*

*every excruciating detail. he remembered. every time he tried, again and again. and nothing happened. every time he was crushed, strewn across the room. every time he screamed until his lungs gave out. every time he did the same to someone else just to feel something.*

I.. i.. didn’t..