JB Pricker
@godpricker.bsky.social
Parody of the worst Governor: JB Pritzker - Content Creator - Anti Democratic-Communist
My new campaign video is up, Illinois!
July 15, 2025 at 4:10 AM
My new campaign video is up, Illinois!
Cloud seeding is actually a thing….
July 15, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Cloud seeding is actually a thing….
I will impose my will a little longer on Illinois.
June 26, 2025 at 7:13 PM
I will impose my will a little longer on Illinois.
Until recently, people who identify as black persons were too scared to celebrate Juneteenth.
With Trump back in office, many won’t be able to celebrate again for fear of being deported or worse.
With Trump back in office, many won’t be able to celebrate again for fear of being deported or worse.
June 19, 2025 at 12:14 PM
Until recently, people who identify as black persons were too scared to celebrate Juneteenth.
With Trump back in office, many won’t be able to celebrate again for fear of being deported or worse.
With Trump back in office, many won’t be able to celebrate again for fear of being deported or worse.
We don’t have kings in our country. I won’t bow to Trump or anyone else that puts citizens before immigrants.
June 18, 2025 at 11:34 PM
We don’t have kings in our country. I won’t bow to Trump or anyone else that puts citizens before immigrants.
I’m too sexy for my job.
May 21, 2025 at 2:10 PM
I’m too sexy for my job.
Women’s History Month highlight:
My cousin Jennifer is the strongest woman I know!
My cousin Jennifer is the strongest woman I know!
March 12, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Women’s History Month highlight:
My cousin Jennifer is the strongest woman I know!
My cousin Jennifer is the strongest woman I know!
It is always nice to see justice work properly!
December 14, 2024 at 4:00 PM
It is always nice to see justice work properly!
Joy Reid on the poor migrants being deported.
November 29, 2024 at 1:52 AM
Joy Reid on the poor migrants being deported.
I’m so proud of our Chicago youth!
November 25, 2024 at 4:41 PM
I’m so proud of our Chicago youth!
Being Governor is the hardest work you can do.
I often miss meals to make sure the job is done.
But I’ll keep grinding for all of you in Illinois.
Remember: You are all in this together!
I often miss meals to make sure the job is done.
But I’ll keep grinding for all of you in Illinois.
Remember: You are all in this together!
November 23, 2024 at 11:20 PM
Being Governor is the hardest work you can do.
I often miss meals to make sure the job is done.
But I’ll keep grinding for all of you in Illinois.
Remember: You are all in this together!
I often miss meals to make sure the job is done.
But I’ll keep grinding for all of you in Illinois.
Remember: You are all in this together!
Sad. Just looking for a better life and this is what he gets. So much for the American dream.
November 22, 2024 at 1:53 PM
Sad. Just looking for a better life and this is what he gets. So much for the American dream.
Join me in honoring the fallen.
"A hero is someone who has given they or them’s life to something bigger than oneself." – Joseph Campbell
No one more brave than all of they that have perished for this Transgender Day of Remembrance.
#TransDayOfRemembrance
"A hero is someone who has given they or them’s life to something bigger than oneself." – Joseph Campbell
No one more brave than all of they that have perished for this Transgender Day of Remembrance.
#TransDayOfRemembrance
November 20, 2024 at 8:49 PM
Join me in honoring the fallen.
"A hero is someone who has given they or them’s life to something bigger than oneself." – Joseph Campbell
No one more brave than all of they that have perished for this Transgender Day of Remembrance.
#TransDayOfRemembrance
"A hero is someone who has given they or them’s life to something bigger than oneself." – Joseph Campbell
No one more brave than all of they that have perished for this Transgender Day of Remembrance.
#TransDayOfRemembrance
As we speak, Donald Trump is plotting on taking away all of your rights again, just like he did his last year in office.
I will protect you!
I will protect you!
November 19, 2024 at 7:08 PM
As we speak, Donald Trump is plotting on taking away all of your rights again, just like he did his last year in office.
I will protect you!
I will protect you!
I am a healer and uniter!
We don’t need divisive language like Trump uses. He doesn’t have class like me in this clip.
Good Tuesday morning.
#Chicago
We don’t need divisive language like Trump uses. He doesn’t have class like me in this clip.
Good Tuesday morning.
#Chicago
November 19, 2024 at 4:49 PM
I am a healer and uniter!
We don’t need divisive language like Trump uses. He doesn’t have class like me in this clip.
Good Tuesday morning.
#Chicago
We don’t need divisive language like Trump uses. He doesn’t have class like me in this clip.
Good Tuesday morning.
#Chicago
Being the Governor of Illinois is a taxing job, but someone has got to do it.
November 19, 2024 at 4:04 AM
Being the Governor of Illinois is a taxing job, but someone has got to do it.
My 162nd trimester!
November 18, 2024 at 10:07 PM
My 162nd trimester!
We are looking at renaming Illinois Taxes,to properly represent what we stand for.
And to trick people looking for Texas.
And to trick people looking for Texas.
November 18, 2024 at 8:16 PM
We are looking at renaming Illinois Taxes,to properly represent what we stand for.
And to trick people looking for Texas.
And to trick people looking for Texas.
The only clown is you.
November 18, 2024 at 7:22 PM
The only clown is you.