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Woke up with"Play That Funky Music White Boy" playing in my head .... these are dark days
November 20, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Woke up with"Play That Funky Music White Boy" playing in my head .... these are dark days
Pandering to the male gaze by listening to the new Geese album on my way to see the new PTA
October 7, 2025 at 8:19 AM
Pandering to the male gaze by listening to the new Geese album on my way to see the new PTA
mono = onika
rail = burgers
rail = burgers
September 25, 2025 at 12:53 PM
mono = onika
rail = burgers
rail = burgers
Something very funny about how specifically this year's R U OK Day was on September 11
September 23, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Something very funny about how specifically this year's R U OK Day was on September 11
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I cant believe little strips of bacon are called "lardons", thats so stupid and psychosexual
September 11, 2025 at 11:47 PM
I cant believe little strips of bacon are called "lardons", thats so stupid and psychosexual
Had to miss out on a latin techno night cause i had the sniffles ..... will be grieving this loss for years
July 26, 2025 at 10:36 AM
Had to miss out on a latin techno night cause i had the sniffles ..... will be grieving this loss for years
Improv duo called To Liv and Diane in LA
July 26, 2025 at 10:31 AM
Improv duo called To Liv and Diane in LA
feeling sooo grateful Cameron Winter is hot, it takes Heavy Metal from "he's so me" to "he's so me 🤤🤤🤤"
July 15, 2025 at 1:02 PM
feeling sooo grateful Cameron Winter is hot, it takes Heavy Metal from "he's so me" to "he's so me 🤤🤤🤤"
Assigned Seating At Birth
July 10, 2025 at 8:32 AM
Assigned Seating At Birth
Gen z version of "Who's on First?" Would be Ben's on Boone 😏
June 27, 2025 at 10:09 AM
Gen z version of "Who's on First?" Would be Ben's on Boone 😏
Didn't even feel the covid booster shot go in.... I'm so ran through 😭😭
June 24, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Didn't even feel the covid booster shot go in.... I'm so ran through 😭😭
Hmmmmm ... these are the Real questions..
June 24, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Hmmmmm ... these are the Real questions..
I have never seen a thin person drinking Diet Coke - Ghislane Maxwell
June 20, 2025 at 12:43 PM
I have never seen a thin person drinking Diet Coke - Ghislane Maxwell
In a way, melbourne kind of invented the LA protestors burning Waymo's in 2018 when we collectively dumped every oBike into the Yarra on a night out
June 10, 2025 at 10:26 AM
In a way, melbourne kind of invented the LA protestors burning Waymo's in 2018 when we collectively dumped every oBike into the Yarra on a night out
Progesterone makes me the worlds craziest girlfriend,, i love it more than drugz
June 10, 2025 at 10:07 AM
Progesterone makes me the worlds craziest girlfriend,, i love it more than drugz
how do i log @on to truth social ?
June 10, 2025 at 10:05 AM
how do i log @on to truth social ?
Some old dudes just got bitchy cause i overtook them on the sidewalk... Sorry ur wives left you but some of us have placed to be and hairlines to continue to have
June 4, 2025 at 10:51 AM
Some old dudes just got bitchy cause i overtook them on the sidewalk... Sorry ur wives left you but some of us have placed to be and hairlines to continue to have
Oo im on bluesky
June 3, 2025 at 5:23 AM
Oo im on bluesky
Well-behaved women rarely make history
May 31, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Well-behaved women rarely make history
Darn Tootin' Abbey
May 31, 2025 at 10:26 AM
Darn Tootin' Abbey
Knuckle tatts that say GORE TEX , with the emoji of yr choice on the last finger :)
May 31, 2025 at 9:44 AM
Knuckle tatts that say GORE TEX , with the emoji of yr choice on the last finger :)
I'm your dream girl 😘 and you're not my type 🥱
May 31, 2025 at 7:03 AM
I'm your dream girl 😘 and you're not my type 🥱