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Its awful dude

Tonight, the nerds have feasted!

Instant legend status; the funniest part is that the only other dodger winning pitcher in this series is Will Klein, and we were a half inning away from it being (checks notes) Yoshinobu Yamamoto

Hey friend, Thinking of you during this difficult time

Dude this rocks

Thank you for saying this. This dude and the people who resonate with him (aka the evangelicals I grew up with) are acting like giant facile babies. The smallest amount of resistance, no matter how civil, to shallow self serving analysis is somehow feeding them to the lions all over again.

This is glorious

This is a bit of “former LA standup enthusiast” knowledge, but the comedian Emily Maya Mills used to tell a very good bit about guys who drive Altimas

Seriously the biggest star in baseball on a new team on OPENING DAY, while in Asia, is connected to a gambling fiasco with his bff/translator. It’s giving me Manti Teo’s girlfriend vibes