godlytoddler
LightNews LightNews
banner
godlytoddler.bsky.social
godlytoddler
@godlytoddler.bsky.social
130 followers 180 following 1.4K posts
Several small creatures have invaded my estate and taken up residence. palooka, galoot, & two bit, grade-A no-good bum.

Letterboxd & Backloggd - @godlytoddler
Posts Replies Media Videos
godlytoddler.bsky.social
good god, it's beautiful......
front and back cover of a steelbook 4K copy of "Carrie" (1976, De Palma) Inside of a steelbook 4K copy of "Carrie" (1976, De Palma)
November 7, 2025 at 7:45 PM
godlytoddler.bsky.social
low-res shitpost of peter griffin sitting in a chair holding a cigar. Text says: This says a lot about society.
October 2, 2025 at 10:19 PM
godlytoddler.bsky.social
Image of teary-eyed rapper Action Bronson saying "Its unnecessary. There's no reason for this."
August 27, 2025 at 4:41 AM
godlytoddler.bsky.social
lots to process
stock image of man thinking deeply, distressed stock image of man thinking deeply, gazing out into middle distance stock image of man at computer, deeply distressed, glasses off and pinching bridge of nose stock image of man thinking deeply, distressed
August 9, 2025 at 10:26 PM
godlytoddler.bsky.social
"I'm the Ma'am in the box, sleeping on the couch"
Mildred AKA Millie AKA Ma'am-a-lam, an almost-7-year-old black cat, asleep in a yellow box. The box is perched atop the very wide arm of a couch.
August 9, 2025 at 9:46 PM
godlytoddler.bsky.social
Brummie icon. Reign on, Prince of Darkness
Early 2000s family photo of Ozzy, Sharon, Kelly, and Jack Osbourne. Ozzy is smiling like a madman.
July 22, 2025 at 6:43 PM
godlytoddler.bsky.social
Chewing holding up a disintegrated C3P0
July 15, 2025 at 2:00 AM
godlytoddler.bsky.social
the yea guy from that one comic but it says "ne"
June 29, 2025 at 4:42 PM
godlytoddler.bsky.social
it's called "having several enbunned sausages for lunch" and im making bold ventures in the space
L: two Nathan's uncured hot dogs in a bun, yellow mustard, diced white onion, sliced sweet pepper R: kielbasa in a bun, mayonnaise, spicy brown mustard, ketchup, red cabbage sprouts background: two cans of diet mountain dew and a bowl of grapes and raspberries
June 28, 2025 at 10:13 PM
godlytoddler.bsky.social
Thursday morning rising & grinding
a vision of jesus christ courtesy of Blingee
March 20, 2025 at 2:25 PM
godlytoddler.bsky.social
classic 3 bowl dinner for 2 kinda night
1 big bowl of spaghetti and red sauce with meatballs and a big handful of shaved parm with two forks sticking out of it, one bowl of bread, insulated with kitchen towels, a bowl of seasoned olive oil and balsamic vinaigrette, two wine glasses, and a few bottles of red wine on a table in my living room
January 26, 2025 at 5:50 AM
godlytoddler.bsky.social
how it feels on a spiritual level when it's a high of 40°F out and your bones are mercilessly rubbing together
Disheveled and sleepy-looking Tony Soprano walking around in a wife beater tank top and open bathrobe inside his house
January 16, 2025 at 2:23 PM
godlytoddler.bsky.social
YIVETR (Yeh Im Visualizing Eatin That Ribeye)
Mads Mikkelson looking down at a laptop screen, smiling, his tongue sticking out a little
January 1, 2025 at 12:33 AM
godlytoddler.bsky.social
young man,
handsome orange/siamese boy cat snoozing and smiling while cuddling with my leg. He's got a big front paw raised Murray the cat smiles and scrunches up against my leg, his eyes shut blurry murray Murray and Alice chillin
December 31, 2024 at 7:13 AM
godlytoddler.bsky.social
my jumbo bay shrimp is acting up :)
Big ol orange/siamese boy cat blissed out on his back, tummy OUT, legs UP, ears FLAT, mouf SLIGHTLY OPEN, cuddling up against my left leg. We're on the couch. Big ol orange/siamese boy cat, on his side, cuddling with my leg, my left hand resting on top of his shoulder area. We're on the couch.
December 31, 2024 at 6:57 AM
godlytoddler.bsky.social
yupp
I'm holding out my can of Sunkist Orange Zero Sugar orange soda all weird for no reason
December 5, 2024 at 12:16 AM
godlytoddler.bsky.social
less than four dollars each, what a steal
A western novel titled "Slocum and the Woman Sold to the Comanche" Historical romance fiction novel titled "Yankee Belles in Dixie" A romance novel titled "Savage Obsession" ft. some guy dressed up like an indigenous American stereotype
November 27, 2024 at 7:51 AM
godlytoddler.bsky.social
I've been coasting big time off the natural high of knowing that my mom's dad's hairline barely moved his entire life
my grandpa in 1973 My grandpa in 1994 My grandpa in 2008
November 24, 2024 at 12:26 PM
godlytoddler.bsky.social
just chillen at the crib :D
shiny windows 7 laptop on top of chest freezer inside small apartment, holes in drywall, wooden rocking chair with yellowed fur rug, bare thin mattress on floor, there's a seperate computer keyboard plugged into the laptop and there are tiny shitty little speakers too. haunting
November 19, 2024 at 3:21 PM
godlytoddler.bsky.social
Michael Shannon looking perplexed while reading something on his phone
November 17, 2024 at 1:20 AM
godlytoddler.bsky.social
we all know that tony montana dies at the end of scarface, but what scarface: the world is yours presupposes is...what if he didn't? (but unironically)
screenshot from 6th gen game, Scarface: The World is Yours, in which Tony Montana survives and takes control of the entire drug trade in Florida
November 12, 2024 at 5:24 AM
godlytoddler.bsky.social
the world may understand us someday
Sickos at the window meme
November 3, 2024 at 5:13 AM
godlytoddler.bsky.social
HOW ARE THEY JUST LIKE THAT BY DEFAULT??! WHAT GIVES??!
A kid so overwhelmed that he's doubled over, whole body tense, teeth clenched, barely holding back a scream that could shake the heavens
November 1, 2024 at 3:58 PM
godlytoddler.bsky.social
Pure Michigan (state tourism slogan/logo)
October 29, 2024 at 10:59 PM
godlytoddler.bsky.social
The eggplant defender has logged on (me) (shh u didn't see me post this with spelling errors I'm sleep deprived)
Ralph Fiennes as Harry from In Bruges, yelling. Subtitles say: - (Offscreen) Harry! Eggplant is nutritionally fucking inert! - *You're* nutritionally fucking inert!
October 2, 2024 at 8:08 PM