Eli :3
@goddesssatan.bsky.social
BTGG, small business owner, full time student, & very sad all the time
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Dating in LA sucks
Told my friend that I liked him as more than just friends for a while
He said he wouldn’t be able to be intimate cause of his autism
I moved on and we’re still friends
Last night he texted me that he would be getting a room by where I work on Saturday & wanted to see if I’d “hang”
Told my friend that I liked him as more than just friends for a while
He said he wouldn’t be able to be intimate cause of his autism
I moved on and we’re still friends
Last night he texted me that he would be getting a room by where I work on Saturday & wanted to see if I’d “hang”
December 4, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Dating in LA sucks
Told my friend that I liked him as more than just friends for a while
He said he wouldn’t be able to be intimate cause of his autism
I moved on and we’re still friends
Last night he texted me that he would be getting a room by where I work on Saturday & wanted to see if I’d “hang”
Told my friend that I liked him as more than just friends for a while
He said he wouldn’t be able to be intimate cause of his autism
I moved on and we’re still friends
Last night he texted me that he would be getting a room by where I work on Saturday & wanted to see if I’d “hang”
Sometimes I’ll be chilling watching YouTube
When suddenly a pure black screen goes up and a McDonald’s ad comes on in what I believe to be mandarin
It scares me every time and I have no idea why
When suddenly a pure black screen goes up and a McDonald’s ad comes on in what I believe to be mandarin
It scares me every time and I have no idea why
November 26, 2025 at 7:45 AM
Sometimes I’ll be chilling watching YouTube
When suddenly a pure black screen goes up and a McDonald’s ad comes on in what I believe to be mandarin
It scares me every time and I have no idea why
When suddenly a pure black screen goes up and a McDonald’s ad comes on in what I believe to be mandarin
It scares me every time and I have no idea why
Bumble will show you an ugly, misogynistic, MAGA dude
You’ll swipe left
And they’ll tell you
“YOU JUST MISSED A POTENTIAL MATCH”
NO I DID NOT
You’ll swipe left
And they’ll tell you
“YOU JUST MISSED A POTENTIAL MATCH”
NO I DID NOT
November 6, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Bumble will show you an ugly, misogynistic, MAGA dude
You’ll swipe left
And they’ll tell you
“YOU JUST MISSED A POTENTIAL MATCH”
NO I DID NOT
You’ll swipe left
And they’ll tell you
“YOU JUST MISSED A POTENTIAL MATCH”
NO I DID NOT
I seem to have this unpopular opinion that once a baby starts teething they shouldn’t be breast feeding anymore
Why are you as a grown ass woman letting your elementary school kid suck on your titty??
Real pervert shit
Why are you as a grown ass woman letting your elementary school kid suck on your titty??
Real pervert shit
October 23, 2025 at 9:01 PM
I seem to have this unpopular opinion that once a baby starts teething they shouldn’t be breast feeding anymore
Why are you as a grown ass woman letting your elementary school kid suck on your titty??
Real pervert shit
Why are you as a grown ass woman letting your elementary school kid suck on your titty??
Real pervert shit
Whenever I scroll through tinder
I use @xycron.tv voice to narrate the bios
And if Robin would make fun of the bio in his snarky tone
I know it’s not a match
(I also have bipolar schizophrenia)
I use @xycron.tv voice to narrate the bios
And if Robin would make fun of the bio in his snarky tone
I know it’s not a match
(I also have bipolar schizophrenia)
October 23, 2025 at 9:55 AM
Whenever I scroll through tinder
I use @xycron.tv voice to narrate the bios
And if Robin would make fun of the bio in his snarky tone
I know it’s not a match
(I also have bipolar schizophrenia)
I use @xycron.tv voice to narrate the bios
And if Robin would make fun of the bio in his snarky tone
I know it’s not a match
(I also have bipolar schizophrenia)
Nobody blows kisses in a sassy way anymore
They just flip you off
We’ve fallen as a society
They just flip you off
We’ve fallen as a society
October 22, 2025 at 6:21 AM
Nobody blows kisses in a sassy way anymore
They just flip you off
We’ve fallen as a society
They just flip you off
We’ve fallen as a society
Masculine: Brother from another mother
Feminine: Sister from another mister
Gender Neutral: Bestie from another testie
Feminine: Sister from another mister
Gender Neutral: Bestie from another testie
October 9, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Masculine: Brother from another mother
Feminine: Sister from another mister
Gender Neutral: Bestie from another testie
Feminine: Sister from another mister
Gender Neutral: Bestie from another testie
It’s so uniquely white American to have a group of white people go to different countries that the primary language isn’t English to ghost hunt
Only to “talk to the ghosts” in American English
BABES YOU’RE IN BRAZIL
SHUT UP
Only to “talk to the ghosts” in American English
BABES YOU’RE IN BRAZIL
SHUT UP
September 17, 2025 at 9:20 PM
It’s so uniquely white American to have a group of white people go to different countries that the primary language isn’t English to ghost hunt
Only to “talk to the ghosts” in American English
BABES YOU’RE IN BRAZIL
SHUT UP
Only to “talk to the ghosts” in American English
BABES YOU’RE IN BRAZIL
SHUT UP
A DUDE MATCHED WITH ME ON TINDER TO CALL ME FAT AND THEN IMMEDIATELY UNMATCHED ME WHAT
September 16, 2025 at 4:12 AM
A DUDE MATCHED WITH ME ON TINDER TO CALL ME FAT AND THEN IMMEDIATELY UNMATCHED ME WHAT
I don’t understand mentioning your ex in your bio or flipping off the camera in your pics OF YOUR TINDER PROFILE
September 16, 2025 at 3:26 AM
I don’t understand mentioning your ex in your bio or flipping off the camera in your pics OF YOUR TINDER PROFILE
I don’t “move in silence”
I actually move quite loudly
Stumbling, tripping, bumping into things, and falling
You WILL know when I’m coming
I actually move quite loudly
Stumbling, tripping, bumping into things, and falling
You WILL know when I’m coming
September 10, 2025 at 6:03 AM
I don’t “move in silence”
I actually move quite loudly
Stumbling, tripping, bumping into things, and falling
You WILL know when I’m coming
I actually move quite loudly
Stumbling, tripping, bumping into things, and falling
You WILL know when I’m coming
My mama used to say
“Eat all the food on your plate, there’s starving kids in Africa”
Now she’s realized that there’s ALSO kids who are starving here in the states
And now I have an unhealthy relationship with food
“Eat all the food on your plate, there’s starving kids in Africa”
Now she’s realized that there’s ALSO kids who are starving here in the states
And now I have an unhealthy relationship with food
September 10, 2025 at 2:22 AM
My mama used to say
“Eat all the food on your plate, there’s starving kids in Africa”
Now she’s realized that there’s ALSO kids who are starving here in the states
And now I have an unhealthy relationship with food
“Eat all the food on your plate, there’s starving kids in Africa”
Now she’s realized that there’s ALSO kids who are starving here in the states
And now I have an unhealthy relationship with food
“Cruel & unusual punishment” is banned in the US
Until its a veteran coming back physically and mentally changed from serving and they’re left homeless
Like
There’s child predators who get to own houses and the local vet in a wheelchair is relying on the kindness of others to eat for a day
Until its a veteran coming back physically and mentally changed from serving and they’re left homeless
Like
There’s child predators who get to own houses and the local vet in a wheelchair is relying on the kindness of others to eat for a day
September 8, 2025 at 6:24 AM
“Cruel & unusual punishment” is banned in the US
Until its a veteran coming back physically and mentally changed from serving and they’re left homeless
Like
There’s child predators who get to own houses and the local vet in a wheelchair is relying on the kindness of others to eat for a day
Until its a veteran coming back physically and mentally changed from serving and they’re left homeless
Like
There’s child predators who get to own houses and the local vet in a wheelchair is relying on the kindness of others to eat for a day
Just thought of this dude who tried to argue with me that American Sign Language wasn’t a language but “just a form of communication”
And when I asked him what language was he ignored me
And when I asked him what language was he ignored me
May 5, 2025 at 9:03 AM
Just thought of this dude who tried to argue with me that American Sign Language wasn’t a language but “just a form of communication”
And when I asked him what language was he ignored me
And when I asked him what language was he ignored me
Don’t think he’ll ever see this but a year or two ago
My little brother made a digital portrait of Jack Black and I’m still so proud of him
My little brother made a digital portrait of Jack Black and I’m still so proud of him
April 11, 2025 at 4:26 AM
Don’t think he’ll ever see this but a year or two ago
My little brother made a digital portrait of Jack Black and I’m still so proud of him
My little brother made a digital portrait of Jack Black and I’m still so proud of him
A few days ago I found a bee struggling on the cement in front of my porch
I panicked thinking I stepped on it and didn’t notice
It was just cold and curled up
I picked it up, put it on a flower, and pet it until it started moving
Came out a bit later and it had flown off
So darn cute
I panicked thinking I stepped on it and didn’t notice
It was just cold and curled up
I picked it up, put it on a flower, and pet it until it started moving
Came out a bit later and it had flown off
So darn cute
March 23, 2025 at 6:18 AM
A few days ago I found a bee struggling on the cement in front of my porch
I panicked thinking I stepped on it and didn’t notice
It was just cold and curled up
I picked it up, put it on a flower, and pet it until it started moving
Came out a bit later and it had flown off
So darn cute
I panicked thinking I stepped on it and didn’t notice
It was just cold and curled up
I picked it up, put it on a flower, and pet it until it started moving
Came out a bit later and it had flown off
So darn cute
Just rewatched the @itsmattrose.bsky.social “What’s the worst thing your pet has done?” Vid from 3 years ago
Was reminded of when my brother left my bag of hubba bubba on the floor which my sog Belle immediately got into
She then proceeded to fart bubbles for the next 2 days
Culprit pictured below
Was reminded of when my brother left my bag of hubba bubba on the floor which my sog Belle immediately got into
She then proceeded to fart bubbles for the next 2 days
Culprit pictured below
March 23, 2025 at 6:14 AM
Just rewatched the @itsmattrose.bsky.social “What’s the worst thing your pet has done?” Vid from 3 years ago
Was reminded of when my brother left my bag of hubba bubba on the floor which my sog Belle immediately got into
She then proceeded to fart bubbles for the next 2 days
Culprit pictured below
Was reminded of when my brother left my bag of hubba bubba on the floor which my sog Belle immediately got into
She then proceeded to fart bubbles for the next 2 days
Culprit pictured below
Him telling me he fell outta love with me MONTHS ago and was just gonna wait until AFTER valentines to break up with me is so painful
I thought I would marry this man
And now he’s admitted to being on the apps and not wanting to even be around me
I thought I would marry this man
And now he’s admitted to being on the apps and not wanting to even be around me
February 13, 2025 at 7:50 AM
Him telling me he fell outta love with me MONTHS ago and was just gonna wait until AFTER valentines to break up with me is so painful
I thought I would marry this man
And now he’s admitted to being on the apps and not wanting to even be around me
I thought I would marry this man
And now he’s admitted to being on the apps and not wanting to even be around me
I hope @xycron.tv knows he’s my fave narrator
But also my grammas favorite
She doesn’t understand much English but loves his laugh and hearing him laugh makes her laugh
But also my grammas favorite
She doesn’t understand much English but loves his laugh and hearing him laugh makes her laugh
February 6, 2025 at 5:28 AM
I hope @xycron.tv knows he’s my fave narrator
But also my grammas favorite
She doesn’t understand much English but loves his laugh and hearing him laugh makes her laugh
But also my grammas favorite
She doesn’t understand much English but loves his laugh and hearing him laugh makes her laugh
Reposted by Eli :3
are his ears allowed to do this?
November 17, 2024 at 11:46 AM
are his ears allowed to do this?