J: "I made this super convincing mask that makes it look like my skin peeled off my face, and my god, it was hilarious!"
Sh: "It was... Kind of... Disturbing..."
J: "Anywhosies, we're now taking notes from The Grinch! For, y'know, obvious reasons, hehe..."

//I was hoping to god that these sickos would stay on Twitter

J: Yep! Unless you pay me to stop!
*Blows it again*

Sh: But- I didn't do any-
J: Make me!
*Puts the air horn in her face*

J: Oh don't mind us! Just looking for more suckers to punch! And it looks like we found just the right one with you, hehe!
*Blows the air horn again*

J: Is to! It's suuuper rare! It comes from uh... Crap, uh... Uh, somewhere super special and shiny! I'm a god, trust me!

J: Yeah, sure, here's my offering

Sh: Oh... I see....
J: ...Uh, hey! We're like two peas in a pod, pal! Wherever I go, she follows! Trust me, she's already under my wing, I'll definitely toughen her up!
*Turns to her and punches her arm while smirking* Ain't that right, sis?
Sh: ?! I- I mean, of course.

J: Heh! Us? Working under someone else? Get real! As if I'm gonna let someone who's inferior push me around! So like, anyone, hehe!
Sh: ...We may do it if offered a high rank...

J: Dammit! Fine! Shion, drop her.
Sh: *Drops her on her feet and backs away*

J: Heh! Now, let's see what she has in those pockets of hers, shall we?
*Starts digging through all her stuff*

J: Oh really now, eh? Shion, lift her up!
Sh: *Nods and does exactly that*

J: ... Seriously? You're offering me ducks?

J: Is that so? Heh! And just what do you have that we don't, huh?

J: Oh, we'll be starting "chaos" alright! And loads of it!