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Clive Goddard
@goddardcartoons.bsky.social
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Cartoonist, author, recovering musician.
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Greeting #CardsForSale at #Christmas?
Well, spare a thought for those poor sods who have their #birthday in #December.
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December 18, 2025 at 10:55 AM
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You've caught the fish - now buy the T shirt.
www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/8508....
#christmasgifts #angling
December 16, 2025 at 4:30 PM
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Looking for #funny #novels for kids aged 7 and up?
Remember, #Walliams is not the only fruit.

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‘Click here for unique type #Christmas #gifts without using #Amazon and giving any more money to that baldie kleptocrat.

#christmasgifts
December 16, 2025 at 11:34 AM
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OMG! Bonnie Blutak says ‘Click here for unique type #Christmas #gifts for those friends and family who you’re still talking to!’

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December 14, 2025 at 3:54 PM
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Click here for #Christmas #gifts for most of the family!

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December 13, 2025 at 1:34 PM
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Click here for #Christmas #gifts for all the family!
Except those miserable buggers with no sense of humour.

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December 10, 2025 at 10:58 AM
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Make a child happy this #Christmas with a #funny #book!

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December 7, 2025 at 11:58 AM
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Looks like it's that time of year again. That special, magical time when I need to plug my books online in the hope of making a few quid.

Let the promo-blitz commence!

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December 6, 2025 at 1:17 PM
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Now's your chance to buy a funny, adventure book for a child aged 7 or over, signed by the author, without going to bloody Amazon and making that Bezos bastard any richer.

Ho ho ho!
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Picture show Jeff Bezos asking you not to buy any of my books because he doesn't make any money from the transaction.
December 6, 2025 at 1:16 PM
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December 6, 2025 at 1:06 PM
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So...
Here it is...
#MerryChristmas Everybody needs #cartoons

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November 8, 2025 at 11:47 AM
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Happy #rapture everyone!
Have an old #cartoon of mine from #Prospect magazine 2005.
September 23, 2025 at 2:03 PM
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September 8, 2025 at 9:08 AM
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#Rubenesque #mug #cartoon #gifts
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August 11, 2025 at 2:03 PM
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Things not adding up. #cartoon
Trump says DOGE sacked over 30,000 people. Head of labor statistics says unemployment has gone up. He calls her a liar and sacks her.
August 7, 2025 at 3:32 PM
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My history cartoons on mugs, sir. Thousands of 'em!
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August 7, 2025 at 3:25 PM
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This weekend:
The fabulous Herne Bay Cartoon Festival.
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July 31, 2025 at 11:57 AM
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The updated T&Cs essentially mean they can now use everything you send for AI purposes as well as the details of whoever you send it to.
I'll be using something else now.
July 21, 2025 at 10:17 AM
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Another great cartoonist dropped. It's a sickness.
July 10, 2025 at 2:27 PM
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My #cartoon in the current @privateeyenews.bsky.social
It's only a matter of time.
Parents outside primary school gates - one child arriving suspended from a drone. Caption "The Hendersons are doing the school run by drone now."
July 10, 2025 at 1:59 PM
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#Art #illustration #books #UK #Marlborough #Wiltshire
July 10, 2025 at 1:49 PM
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TEEPUBLIC SALE REMINDER!
Grab a bargain.
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My TeePublic store will be on sale starting tomorrow
April 3-6
Up to 35% off, $17 tees!
A bowl of magic hallucinogenic mushrooms labelled Psychedelia Smith in a sixties trippy style.
April 3, 2025 at 8:45 AM
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New t shirt featuring the stupid, orange traitor.
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March 18, 2025 at 10:00 AM
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I'm selling signed copies of the foreign language translations of my children's books here: goddard-creative.sumupstore.com/category/boo...

Have a browse - French, Finnish, Thai, Portuguese, Italian, Korean and many others.
March 7, 2025 at 5:47 PM
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SALE ON TODAY!
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February 17, 2025 at 10:26 AM