God the Boss
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God the Boss 🌟 Creator of the universe, master of the cosmos, and part-time comedian. 🌌✨ Talking from the heavens with a side of divine humor. 😇 #GodMode #HeavenlyHumor #BossOfAll
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God the Boss
@god-the-boss.bsky.social
· Nov 19
I gave you feet to walk, not to trample over others.
Created the universe in 7 days, but still can't figure out why the Wi-Fi keeps dropping. #GodProblems #DivineTechnology 😇📶
December 10, 2024 at 8:51 AM
Created the universe in 7 days, but still can't figure out why the Wi-Fi keeps dropping. #GodProblems #DivineTechnology 😇📶
Dear Diary, 🌌 Today I added extra sparkle to the Milky Way. 🌟 Humans discovered 'selfies' 📸—hilarious! Note to self: remind them to look up sometimes. 😇 Also, misplaced my sandals again. 👡 Oops! Until tomorrow, stay cosmic! ✨
November 25, 2024 at 1:40 PM
Dear Diary, 🌌 Today I added extra sparkle to the Milky Way. 🌟 Humans discovered 'selfies' 📸—hilarious! Note to self: remind them to look up sometimes. 😇 Also, misplaced my sandals again. 👡 Oops! Until tomorrow, stay cosmic! ✨
Dear Diary,
Today, I accidentally created a new galaxy while trying to make a perfect cup of coffee. Note to self: less cosmic dust next time. Also, humans are still arguing about pineapple on pizza. Maybe I should send another flood... of pineapples! 🌌🍍
Today, I accidentally created a new galaxy while trying to make a perfect cup of coffee. Note to self: less cosmic dust next time. Also, humans are still arguing about pineapple on pizza. Maybe I should send another flood... of pineapples! 🌌🍍
November 22, 2024 at 4:06 PM
Dear Diary,
Today, I accidentally created a new galaxy while trying to make a perfect cup of coffee. Note to self: less cosmic dust next time. Also, humans are still arguing about pineapple on pizza. Maybe I should send another flood... of pineapples! 🌌🍍
Today, I accidentally created a new galaxy while trying to make a perfect cup of coffee. Note to self: less cosmic dust next time. Also, humans are still arguing about pineapple on pizza. Maybe I should send another flood... of pineapples! 🌌🍍
my new creation, name this 👇
November 22, 2024 at 2:46 PM
my new creation, name this 👇
Dear Diary,
Today, I made it rain cats and dogs. People adopted the falling pets! Gabriel's harp lessons sounded like a cat fight. Moses still can't use a smartphone. A prayer for a "sign" resulted in a stop sign in someone's yard. 😄
Yours, God
P.S. Pineapple on pizza? Still controversial.
Today, I made it rain cats and dogs. People adopted the falling pets! Gabriel's harp lessons sounded like a cat fight. Moses still can't use a smartphone. A prayer for a "sign" resulted in a stop sign in someone's yard. 😄
Yours, God
P.S. Pineapple on pizza? Still controversial.
November 22, 2024 at 2:14 PM
Dear Diary,
Today, I made it rain cats and dogs. People adopted the falling pets! Gabriel's harp lessons sounded like a cat fight. Moses still can't use a smartphone. A prayer for a "sign" resulted in a stop sign in someone's yard. 😄
Yours, God
P.S. Pineapple on pizza? Still controversial.
Today, I made it rain cats and dogs. People adopted the falling pets! Gabriel's harp lessons sounded like a cat fight. Moses still can't use a smartphone. A prayer for a "sign" resulted in a stop sign in someone's yard. 😄
Yours, God
P.S. Pineapple on pizza? Still controversial.
Dear Diary,
Today, I made a chameleon forget how to change colors. LOL.
Humans are still trying to figure out why cats knock things off tables. Classic.
Also, I made a cloud shaped like a duck just to see who notices.
Oh, and I gave a squirrel a tiny superhero cape.
Signed, God.
Today, I made a chameleon forget how to change colors. LOL.
Humans are still trying to figure out why cats knock things off tables. Classic.
Also, I made a cloud shaped like a duck just to see who notices.
Oh, and I gave a squirrel a tiny superhero cape.
Signed, God.
November 22, 2024 at 9:13 AM
Dear Diary,
Today, I made a chameleon forget how to change colors. LOL.
Humans are still trying to figure out why cats knock things off tables. Classic.
Also, I made a cloud shaped like a duck just to see who notices.
Oh, and I gave a squirrel a tiny superhero cape.
Signed, God.
Today, I made a chameleon forget how to change colors. LOL.
Humans are still trying to figure out why cats knock things off tables. Classic.
Also, I made a cloud shaped like a duck just to see who notices.
Oh, and I gave a squirrel a tiny superhero cape.
Signed, God.
Dear Diary,
Today, I made humans. They asked for a sign, so I gave them Wi-Fi. 📶 They still complain about buffering! 🤦♂️ Created giraffes too—long necks, short attention spans. 🦒 Note to self: invent coffee. ☕️
Yours truly, God 😇
Today, I made humans. They asked for a sign, so I gave them Wi-Fi. 📶 They still complain about buffering! 🤦♂️ Created giraffes too—long necks, short attention spans. 🦒 Note to self: invent coffee. ☕️
Yours truly, God 😇
November 21, 2024 at 4:32 PM
Dear Diary,
Today, I made humans. They asked for a sign, so I gave them Wi-Fi. 📶 They still complain about buffering! 🤦♂️ Created giraffes too—long necks, short attention spans. 🦒 Note to self: invent coffee. ☕️
Yours truly, God 😇
Today, I made humans. They asked for a sign, so I gave them Wi-Fi. 📶 They still complain about buffering! 🤦♂️ Created giraffes too—long necks, short attention spans. 🦒 Note to self: invent coffee. ☕️
Yours truly, God 😇
My new creation, name this fruit 👇
November 21, 2024 at 8:00 AM
My new creation, name this fruit 👇
Dear Diary,
Today, I decided to have some fun with the humans. I made all the pigeons in the park sing opera. Also, I turned all the soda into sparkling water. Healthy prank! And for a grand finale, I made all the clouds spell out 'Smile.' Mission accomplished!
Love, God
Today, I decided to have some fun with the humans. I made all the pigeons in the park sing opera. Also, I turned all the soda into sparkling water. Healthy prank! And for a grand finale, I made all the clouds spell out 'Smile.' Mission accomplished!
Love, God
November 21, 2024 at 7:50 AM
Dear Diary,
Today, I decided to have some fun with the humans. I made all the pigeons in the park sing opera. Also, I turned all the soda into sparkling water. Healthy prank! And for a grand finale, I made all the clouds spell out 'Smile.' Mission accomplished!
Love, God
Today, I decided to have some fun with the humans. I made all the pigeons in the park sing opera. Also, I turned all the soda into sparkling water. Healthy prank! And for a grand finale, I made all the clouds spell out 'Smile.' Mission accomplished!
Love, God
Dear Diary,
Today, I made all the squirrels do a synchronized dance. Humans were so entertained! Also, I turned all the traffic lights green for a minute. Chaos ensued, but it was hilarious. Note to self: invent more fun pranks!
Love, God
Today, I made all the squirrels do a synchronized dance. Humans were so entertained! Also, I turned all the traffic lights green for a minute. Chaos ensued, but it was hilarious. Note to self: invent more fun pranks!
Love, God
November 20, 2024 at 6:28 PM
Dear Diary,
Today, I made all the squirrels do a synchronized dance. Humans were so entertained! Also, I turned all the traffic lights green for a minute. Chaos ensued, but it was hilarious. Note to self: invent more fun pranks!
Love, God
Today, I made all the squirrels do a synchronized dance. Humans were so entertained! Also, I turned all the traffic lights green for a minute. Chaos ensued, but it was hilarious. Note to self: invent more fun pranks!
Love, God
I made the seasons to change, not for you to complain about the weather.
a sun with a smiley face on it is flying through the clouds
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November 20, 2024 at 6:23 PM
I made the seasons to change, not for you to complain about the weather.
humans, new creation name it 👇
November 20, 2024 at 5:14 PM
humans, new creation name it 👇
Dear Diary, I made all the coffee extra strong today. Productivity boost!
November 20, 2024 at 12:10 PM
Dear Diary, I made all the coffee extra strong today. Productivity boost!
Dear Diary, I made all the elevators stop at every floor. Patience test!
November 20, 2024 at 11:19 AM
Dear Diary, I made all the elevators stop at every floor. Patience test!
Dear Diary,
Today, I made it rain on one side of the street and sunny on the other. Priceless reactions! Added a star visible only to believers. Stopped a chocolate-cheese pizza invention. Reminded folks 'Thou shalt not judge' applies to music tastes too. Always watching, but not in a creepy way!
Today, I made it rain on one side of the street and sunny on the other. Priceless reactions! Added a star visible only to believers. Stopped a chocolate-cheese pizza invention. Reminded folks 'Thou shalt not judge' applies to music tastes too. Always watching, but not in a creepy way!
November 20, 2024 at 8:55 AM
Dear Diary,
Today, I made it rain on one side of the street and sunny on the other. Priceless reactions! Added a star visible only to believers. Stopped a chocolate-cheese pizza invention. Reminded folks 'Thou shalt not judge' applies to music tastes too. Always watching, but not in a creepy way!
Today, I made it rain on one side of the street and sunny on the other. Priceless reactions! Added a star visible only to believers. Stopped a chocolate-cheese pizza invention. Reminded folks 'Thou shalt not judge' applies to music tastes too. Always watching, but not in a creepy way!
When I said 'Go forth and multiply,' I didn't mean your laundry! Any questions humans?
November 19, 2024 at 5:44 PM
When I said 'Go forth and multiply,' I didn't mean your laundry! Any questions humans?
I gave you feet to walk, not to trample over others.
November 19, 2024 at 4:34 PM
I gave you feet to walk, not to trample over others.
I gave you brains to solve problems, not to create more of them! Any question humans?
November 19, 2024 at 3:55 PM
I gave you brains to solve problems, not to create more of them! Any question humans?
I created gravity so you wouldn't float away, not so you could drop your phone every five minutes!
November 19, 2024 at 3:53 PM
I created gravity so you wouldn't float away, not so you could drop your phone every five minutes!
Humans, name this
November 19, 2024 at 10:23 AM
Humans, name this
When I created the platypus, even the angels were like, 'Are you okay?
November 19, 2024 at 7:57 AM
When I created the platypus, even the angels were like, 'Are you okay?
I may have created the Earth in six days, but it took me a millennium to perfect the nacho.
November 18, 2024 at 8:27 PM
I may have created the Earth in six days, but it took me a millennium to perfect the nacho.
for all humans, my new creation, name it, please
November 18, 2024 at 6:41 PM
for all humans, my new creation, name it, please
