Joseph ⛈️🍉
@god-of-sassgard.bsky.social
Views are my own and do not necessarily reflect those of the Æsír or Vanír. Artist. ADHD as hell. He/him
Why is it that in literally every photo I’ve ever seen of this pisshole smiling he looks like fucking Abeloth from Star Wars?
July 23, 2025 at 4:47 AM
Why is it that in literally every photo I’ve ever seen of this pisshole smiling he looks like fucking Abeloth from Star Wars?
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Wife- AMAZING
Wife- Babe—you like completely whipped all that out in just a couple hours 😂
Me- [gif of Hugh Jackman as Wolverine saying “Have you been checked for ADHD?”]
Me- It’s my Sometimes-Superpower
Me- [gif from ‘Into the Spiderverse’ with the lines “I can’t do it on command” “He can’t do it on command”](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:q2misgg6xjostj3v5swcraje/bafkreih2pcqlvpzux5deky6b66wputt3rhoxyfab5nr7lpjuyxjth55jje@jpeg)
June 6, 2025 at 7:01 PM
As the cybertruck reaches the end of its one-year life cycle, it begins to molt, shedding its exoskeleton before being carried off to die.
April 10, 2025 at 3:44 PM
As the cybertruck reaches the end of its one-year life cycle, it begins to molt, shedding its exoskeleton before being carried off to die.
Me in the national security group chat
March 25, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Me in the national security group chat
I think that my favorite part about the Viking Berry Monster Energy—apart from the flavor—is that, whether intentional or not, they made the can with the trans flag colors, which will bother all the right people in the Viking-Bro community. 🏳️⚧️⚔️
March 10, 2025 at 4:41 PM
I think that my favorite part about the Viking Berry Monster Energy—apart from the flavor—is that, whether intentional or not, they made the can with the trans flag colors, which will bother all the right people in the Viking-Bro community. 🏳️⚧️⚔️
🇺🇦 The Helm of Awe / Ægishjálmr 🇺🇦
March 4, 2025 at 12:09 AM
🇺🇦 The Helm of Awe / Ægishjálmr 🇺🇦
Please enjoy this photo of my family at California Adventure park with Loki in which the cast member taking our picture sneezed mid-photo, creating a Chaos Vortex centered on Loki’s outstretched hand:
March 2, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Please enjoy this photo of my family at California Adventure park with Loki in which the cast member taking our picture sneezed mid-photo, creating a Chaos Vortex centered on Loki’s outstretched hand:
Me: I totally see through the BS of marketing and advertising—it has no effect on me!
Also me: I mean, it says “Viking” right there on the can—I HAVE to get it, now.
Also me: I mean, it says “Viking” right there on the can—I HAVE to get it, now.
February 13, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Me: I totally see through the BS of marketing and advertising—it has no effect on me!
Also me: I mean, it says “Viking” right there on the can—I HAVE to get it, now.
Also me: I mean, it says “Viking” right there on the can—I HAVE to get it, now.
We all know everything is certifiably awful right now, but did you also know me & my wife have a small business?
It’s called ‘Thought + Memory’ & we make magnets from family photos, as well as special sets illustrated by me—the Emo Valentine is my favorite rn
thought-memorybyravensage.myshopify.com
It’s called ‘Thought + Memory’ & we make magnets from family photos, as well as special sets illustrated by me—the Emo Valentine is my favorite rn
thought-memorybyravensage.myshopify.com
January 30, 2025 at 3:08 PM
We all know everything is certifiably awful right now, but did you also know me & my wife have a small business?
It’s called ‘Thought + Memory’ & we make magnets from family photos, as well as special sets illustrated by me—the Emo Valentine is my favorite rn
thought-memorybyravensage.myshopify.com
It’s called ‘Thought + Memory’ & we make magnets from family photos, as well as special sets illustrated by me—the Emo Valentine is my favorite rn
thought-memorybyravensage.myshopify.com
Was my 1-star review of facebook this morning too harsh or not strongly-worded, enough?
January 20, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Was my 1-star review of facebook this morning too harsh or not strongly-worded, enough?
Yeah idk… it just feels icky, now.
January 20, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Yeah idk… it just feels icky, now.
Yesterday I posted my first and last TikTok:
January 19, 2025 at 6:16 AM
Yesterday I posted my first and last TikTok:
From the very first comic I got, my favorite was always the OG Kopaka Mata. The sword/shield combo & his violently introverted attitude just spoke to me.
January 17, 2025 at 4:19 AM
From the very first comic I got, my favorite was always the OG Kopaka Mata. The sword/shield combo & his violently introverted attitude just spoke to me.
Not Goodreads blocking me from rescinding my 5-star review of a 2017 book on Norse Mythology whose author turned out to be a predatory piece of shít.
January 14, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Not Goodreads blocking me from rescinding my 5-star review of a 2017 book on Norse Mythology whose author turned out to be a predatory piece of shít.
About 15-yrs ago I broke my left arm & now every winter I’ll have random days where it just HURTS.
Do any of my moots deal with bone pain like this? & what do you do for it?
Do any of my moots deal with bone pain like this? & what do you do for it?
January 11, 2025 at 5:42 PM
About 15-yrs ago I broke my left arm & now every winter I’ll have random days where it just HURTS.
Do any of my moots deal with bone pain like this? & what do you do for it?
Do any of my moots deal with bone pain like this? & what do you do for it?
Utterly obsessed with the low-level-trending TikTok song about a heartbroken centaur. Haven’t been obsessed with a song like this since ‘Planet of the Bass’:
January 7, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Utterly obsessed with the low-level-trending TikTok song about a heartbroken centaur. Haven’t been obsessed with a song like this since ‘Planet of the Bass’:
Happy Solstice & Gleðileg Jól!
December 21, 2024 at 11:46 PM
Happy Solstice & Gleðileg Jól!
mug check time, folks, let’s see those mugs
Me & my wife actually collect mugs from the places we visit, but this one I inherited from my dad is still my favorite:
Me & my wife actually collect mugs from the places we visit, but this one I inherited from my dad is still my favorite:
December 20, 2024 at 1:27 AM
mug check time, folks, let’s see those mugs
Me & my wife actually collect mugs from the places we visit, but this one I inherited from my dad is still my favorite:
Me & my wife actually collect mugs from the places we visit, but this one I inherited from my dad is still my favorite:
I do t make the rules.
If you’re cutting metal in the garage after the kids are in bed, you have to play Dad Rock. Creed, Nickelback, Breaking Benjamin. Stuff like that.
If you’re cutting metal in the garage after the kids are in bed, you have to play Dad Rock. Creed, Nickelback, Breaking Benjamin. Stuff like that.
December 14, 2024 at 5:17 AM
I do t make the rules.
If you’re cutting metal in the garage after the kids are in bed, you have to play Dad Rock. Creed, Nickelback, Breaking Benjamin. Stuff like that.
If you’re cutting metal in the garage after the kids are in bed, you have to play Dad Rock. Creed, Nickelback, Breaking Benjamin. Stuff like that.
Measures have been taken
December 12, 2024 at 8:06 PM
Measures have been taken
