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@gobstopper4evr.bsky.social
He'll probably get a posthumous pardon.
January 12, 2026 at 6:55 PM
Is it true that Roberts said the old maps disenfranchised too many white people? Asking for a friend.
December 5, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Actually, he got tagged out at the pitcher's mound because he's too stupid to run the bases.
December 3, 2025 at 1:41 PM
The new Anna Nicole Smith.
November 29, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Don't you mean pour coffee in your whiskey? It should be at least a 2:1 ratio of hooch to coffee, although I hear the Secretary of "War" prefers no coffee. Helps him get rid of the shakes quicker...allegedly.
October 27, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Eventually, those are going to be live rounds. Not rubber bullets. Not pepper balls. Live rounds. If you thought Kent State was a bad day, just wait.
October 9, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Unfortunately, this will be the narrative the MSM will push as well.
September 30, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Donald thinks The Holy Trinity is a Ron Jeremy movie.
September 7, 2025 at 5:07 AM
Stubby Mushroom Jizz is the name of my Poison tribute band.
August 27, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Trump gave Putin a colonoscopy using just his tongue.
August 16, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Was it Brian Griffin?
August 13, 2025 at 8:08 PM
This is what happens when some hooker from an Eastern Bloc country design something. It looks like a place the higher up politburo types take their dogs to relieve themselves.
August 8, 2025 at 3:35 AM
August 6, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Bingo!!! Use renewables to augment fossil fuel energy. I used to work at a coal fired power plant that could put out 1,000 megawatts valves wide open. They decommissioned two of the units and now run at 500 MW. Wind and solar make up the difference.
July 31, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Blame Gus Polinski. He put Sheboygan on the map in Home Alone. I heard him and The Kenosha Kickers would sell out Al & Al's when they came through town.
June 24, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Jizz up a coup is the new 2 Girls 1 Cup
May 17, 2025 at 3:26 PM
It ain't a kegger until Kavs and Squee show up.
May 8, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Donald, the Spelunker in Chief.
April 12, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Anybody want to play the "imagine if Biden said this" game?
April 8, 2025 at 5:38 PM