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Your basic Bay Area boy: flâneur, film buff, hiker, foodie, culture vulture, PhD dropout. Underemployed and over-caffeinated.

Liberté, Egalité, Flâneurité!
me reading the news
November 20, 2025 at 5:08 PM
enough
November 19, 2025 at 1:35 PM
me reading the news
November 18, 2025 at 1:40 AM
November 17, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy
November 17, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Normalize politicians not routinely lying about important issues to the press and the public

Bring back career ending consequences for doing so

Ideally, pillories as well
November 14, 2025 at 12:00 AM
November 13, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Calvin's mom is a "lesser of two evils" voter.

Calvin - like so many young people - wants to live in a better world, not a slightly less evil one.
November 12, 2025 at 8:11 PM
From London

(shared on Mastodon)
November 12, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Dandelion Chocolate advent calendar for two
November 11, 2025 at 6:43 AM
Ann - very wild to me that my feed put this RIGHT AFTER a post on Spotify’s soul numbing algorithm.

Because my algorithm for more than a decade has been “see what Ann and Bob and Stephen and the All Songs crowd are listening to.”
November 11, 2025 at 4:55 AM
All the older Cricket Australia shirts are sold out. The only ones available in M or L sizes have the big Westpac logo in the centre, which... Come on - look around at the world. Do you expect us to wear a big bank logo? Really?
#Cricket
buff.ly/6oqL44M
November 11, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Says one sucky leader about the other
November 10, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Timeguessr. I do weirdly well sometimes. I would be helped by greater awareness of fashion and sports
November 8, 2025 at 9:03 PM
A comparison that isn't made but could have been was to the Australia show "Why are you like this"

buff.ly/oI90G4e
November 5, 2025 at 8:11 PM
A pox on their "mid" and "cringe" and cancelling things from and for and by the gens that preceded them. It's just kids sneering at their elders. One day they too will be old and will know what it feels like
November 4, 2025 at 11:50 PM
November 3, 2025 at 3:21 AM
My gosh, dude. Could you be more smug and condescending with your "coast people with degrees"?

You've clearly spent too much time drinking right-wing hateraid which is where that whole constructed narrative of "coastal elites" comes from.

Embarrassing.
November 1, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Yf thou see thys, quote wyth a vampyre that ys not Dracula
November 1, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Have you seen the NYC DOT street closure map?
www.nyc.gov/html/dot/htm...
November 1, 2025 at 12:55 AM
BlueSky has both the highest quality news links and also the most liberal news links.

TruthSocial has the most conservative news links as well as some of the lowest quality (exceeded only by Gab)
buff.ly/GQdBM8e
October 31, 2025 at 7:11 PM
I have a new style guru: Maigret (the new version)
October 31, 2025 at 4:46 AM
Monty Don in his chore jacket - and my sweetie’s enthusiasm for him/it - was my undoing
October 31, 2025 at 4:08 AM
I so want that person to go out on the town with 1980s David Byrne
October 31, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Really enjoying the BBC series “Blue Lights” - about cops in suburban Belfast.

Lots of fine performances, including Katherine Devlin as Constable Annie Conlon - among other things she could only look more Irish if she were a leprechaun
October 30, 2025 at 4:08 AM