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Writer, gamer, software engineer. Certified goblin.

She/They
Talked about this with my manager (software). I don't like AI for many reasons. Big one being "I want to code and write books. I don't want to have coded or have written." I enjoy the process. It's what makes it worthwhile. It's what let's me see my progress and thoughts in a tangible way.
November 20, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Nah. Cloudflare and AWS are a bit higher up. Low on the tower are "open source repo from the 90s that no one understands or dares try to update", "COBOL infrastructure", and "Tim, who's worked here for 62 years and we're all terrified he'll retire because no one else can figure out how it all works"
November 20, 2025 at 3:15 AM
She was too pure for this cruel world!
October 4, 2025 at 12:20 PM
September 24, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Eyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!
September 21, 2025 at 4:20 PM
There's even a movie
September 21, 2025 at 12:54 PM
First time I had a full practice with my old band, I threw my shirt into a corner with an audible splat. We all stared for a second, laughed, and then we were just 5 shirtless idiots playing shitty punk music (the best kind).
September 14, 2025 at 8:22 PM
I would ask how old of an episode of x files it was. Because in the 90s the Internet was a different beast.
September 11, 2025 at 12:29 PM
I'll bet they smell like hospital disinfectant. Until the acid leaks.
September 11, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Don't lean your head back. Look down. Like, chin to your chest down. And swallow with water.
September 3, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Every new piece of lore I hear about Tim Hortons makes it seem more and more like a Canadian Cryptid.
August 31, 2025 at 2:38 PM
From what I've gathered. Vaporwave was the vibe for like, a very specific subset of films/TV. There was a trend of neon, but not in a good way. Hair was big, but not 70s big. And guys wore cutoff crop tops (to various degrees of success)
August 31, 2025 at 4:10 AM