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goblin
@goblinthempress.bsky.social
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dopamine deficient nightmare nonbinary goblin i sell fiber art to feed myself ✨for customs DM or email moonlightdaydreamarts@gmail.com ✨
custom order timeline: 6-9 months https://moonlightdaydreamart.etsy.com/
NSFW ALT: @globthealmighty.bsky.social
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my tip sticky
goblin (fingers only) holding the very end of a joint, the filter is covered in resin
January 7, 2025 at 1:42 AM
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I NEVER SHOWED YALL MY LIL THING LOOK AT IT!!!! THEYRE SO CUTEEEEEE I LOVE IT SM 🥺🥹 their name is Zig :3

thank you for making them @plushbaecrafts.bsky.social !!!
zig, a smal green and white penguin plushie. zig has a beige bow tie and cute pink blushed cheeks. it’s keychain ribbon is winter themed with red candies on it. zig, a small green and white plush penguin, clipped to goblin’s hoodie so it can go with them everywhere zig, a small green and white plush penguin, menacingly close to the camera. they’re slightly blurry from quick movement.
December 28, 2024 at 6:52 AM
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put da mushroom hoodie on we all good now
goblin in an orange crocheted hat and fluffy fleece mushroom hoodie. the hoodie is oversized and warm like a fleece blanket, and has colorful hue saturated mushrooms printed on it.
December 23, 2024 at 3:42 AM
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hi i just wanna tell anyone who doesn’t already know- katie or @vorpalfae.bsky.social is a STALKER. A CONTENT THEIF. AND A HARASSER. i have personally witnessed her stalking and copying down to minute details a mutual and friend of mine, and seen proof of her doing the same to others. 1/2
katie’s profile, which can be found at @ vorpalfae.bsky.social
December 23, 2024 at 3:05 AM
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they’re a family
3 drink tumblers lined up in ascending size from left to right
December 19, 2024 at 5:00 AM
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hey here’s my face
goblin from the chest up, stoned as fuck and looking into the camera. they’re wearing a black tank top, a wire wrapped crystal pendant, and light up cat ear headphones
December 15, 2024 at 5:06 AM
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buzz
buzz buzz
buzz
a stack of very cute and adorable squishy crochet mini bees, made with chenille velvet yarn and big adorable black eyes that look like voids in their blushed faces. they have no mouths and tiny wings.
December 14, 2024 at 6:42 AM
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my wrapped <3
seems pretty accurate to me, especially bc it pretty much lines up w the theories i’ve seen abt how they do their metrics
spotify wrapped 2024! top 5 artists: 1) seether 2) breaking benjamin 3) motionless in white 4) HIM 5) avenged sevenfold top 5 songs: 1) tear away by drowning pool 2) scream by avenged sevenfold 3) the clincher by chevelle 4) topless by breaking benjamin 5) drift away by seether
December 6, 2024 at 1:40 AM
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decided i finally wanna play the update, streaming stardew laaaattttteeeeerrrrr tonight if anyone wants to watch!! (after midnight est)

#stardewvalley #stardew #streamer #twitch #farmingsim
a cute green flyer to advertise goblin’s streaming account on twitch. there are cute goblincore emojis around a selfie of goblin in their black and blue cat ear headset. you can find them streaming at twitch.tv/goblinthempress
December 2, 2024 at 11:13 PM
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last chance for dibs on this twisted ear warmer before i rip it apart and make something else with it!

it’s very plush and cozy, great for any baddies with shaved heads this winter 😉 🧶

made from hand dyed alpaca wool, size medium $45 + shipping!
a crocheted ear warmer headband made from hand dyed alpaca wool. the ear warmer features a twist in the fabric in the front center to give it a stylish look. the yarn is colored in autumnal tones with a cream color base. the colors in the yarn are specks of orange, blue, brown, and green. there are also washes of yellow that give it a warm and cozy vibe. the crochet stitch used is thick and plush, with a knotted twisted look. the name of the stitch is alpine stitch. a similar picture to the previous one of this ear warmer. this photo is from a lower angle to show off the definition of the center twist and the stitching. a description of the previous picture is pasted next for context. a crocheted ear warmer headband made from hand dyed alpaca wool. the ear warmer features a twist in the fabric in the front center to give it a stylish look. the yarn is colored in autumnal tones with a cream color base. the colors in the yarn are specks of orange, blue, brown, and green. there are also washes of yellow that give it a warm and cozy vibe. the crochet stitch used is thick and plush, with a knotted twisted look. the name of the stitch is alpine stitch. a close up photo of the ear warmer to show off the beautiful defined stitches. they look like little rows of knotted puffs that will keep you warm and cozy throughout the season
November 29, 2024 at 11:26 PM
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this is what i’m trying to get them if possible! any donations or tips towards this are super appreciated 🥺 ik amazon sucks but it’s a big time of need and they’re cheap, fast, and accessible

if anyones interested in a crochet item message me for a custom or check out my shop!! (link in bio)
an online shopping cart with a sheet + comforter set priced at $40 and a listing for 2 pillows priced at $19 in it
November 28, 2024 at 2:55 AM
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QUOTE SKEET WITH YA FAN ARTTTT

not sure if this counts but one of the hardest commissions i’ve ever done was for this nes controller! i’m extremely proud of it! it’s free handed and approximately 1.5x scale to the real thing :3c
a crochet replica of a nes controller with hand cut felt details. the controller is sitting on a grey fabric background with nothing else in frame
November 26, 2024 at 7:35 PM
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do we think this is too hole-y for a solid granny square? i’m considering going down a hook size 🫣 it measures 5.5”x 5.5” if that sways anyone either direction
a crochet square called a solid granny square. the yarn used is white acrylic yarn with bubblegum pink, mustard yellow, and blue speckles. the grammy square sits on a dark wood coffee table that shows signs of wear
November 24, 2024 at 11:09 AM
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i haven’t tortured u guys enough with my smoking videos yet teehee
November 24, 2024 at 10:14 AM
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any sales i get for now will be going towards getting one or two of these since my house doesn’t have proper heat and it’s getting real cold out 🥲 browse my wares thru the link in my bio or hmu for customs! working on getting more storage so i can post my items here too :))
a walmart listing for an oscillating space heater
November 22, 2024 at 10:46 PM
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hehehehehehehehehehe
goblin’s order confirmation for the coraline x converse collaboration
November 22, 2024 at 9:33 PM
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crochet posting until someone buys something day 2: i really love this yarn and am dying to make a hat with it (or scarf or smth else if you’d like to pay for more of the yarn) don’t be scared to hmu! i don’t bite on this account :)
a ball of chunky soft yarn in variegated autumnal colors such as golden yellow, brick red, smoky grey, and sage green. the colors have a marled effect to them.
November 20, 2024 at 9:26 PM
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okay okay i’ll post another selfie
a 3/4 angle selfie of goblin looking at the camera and smirking. their hand is hanging on their collar, pulling it down a bit. they’re wearing a black band tee shirt over a grey long sleeve shirt and a cow print beanie
November 20, 2024 at 4:57 AM
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this is engagement farming btw, i’ve seen like 4 other animal posting bot pages post the same exact caption down to the emojis just today
a screenshot of a raccoon posting account that put no alt text on their photo and captioned it saying it’s their birthday but no one has wished them a happy birthday. this is a popular engagement farming tactic designed to get a lot of interaction even if their caption isn’t true or factual.
November 18, 2024 at 6:40 PM
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yoinked from twitter but we r on week 2 ive gotten no orders so im getting kinda desperate haha please take a look at the stuff i have up! don’t be afraid to ask about things i dont have up! i’ll try my best to post more work but i don’t have bsky on my regular phone with all my pics #helpsky
a screenshot from goblin’s private twitter account explaining that their roommate, who pays most of the bills, is on leave from work due to deteriorating mental health. they also state that because of this sales & tips are more important than ever and ask followers to interact more with their crochet posts. #mutualaid #helpsky
November 18, 2024 at 6:25 PM
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crochet posting every day so someone buys something day 1: i’d love to make this scarf and i have plenty of yarns to pick from or i can get the yarn in the photo!! (pic not mine, credit goes to the pattern creator: rich textures crochet on etsy) dm me if interested :3 🧶🧣🌲
a close up photo of a lovely crochet scarf in deep warm winter colors. the stitch used creates a textured garment that looks warm and comfortable. the scarf is being displayed on a sewing mannequin (torso only) a full photo of the same scarf, you can see that it’s somewhat wide and has small tassels on the end. the scarf is being displayed on the same mannequin. the background is a tall wooden privacy fence with a leafy green tree to the left side.
November 18, 2024 at 12:00 PM
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smell like goblin: bsky edition
gillette clear gel deodorant in the scent arctic ice hempz body lotion in the scent sweet pineapple & honey melon victoria’s secret body spray in the scent bare vanilla victoria’s secret body spray in the scent pure seduction
November 17, 2024 at 11:58 PM
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wow crazy have u guys seen this
a trade offer meme picture caption with: “i receive: money for bills and yarn” on the left side and “you receive: a cute crocheted pal” on the left side. there’s a man looking into the camera with an anticipatory expression on his face, his fingers are tented.
November 16, 2024 at 11:53 PM
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#crochet #smallbiz #mutualaid #helpsky i will also leave my payment info here if anyone wants to tip to help out
November 16, 2024 at 10:59 PM
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I WAS JUST 10 AWAY FROM A NEW HIGH SCORE BRUHHHHH
a photo of goblin’s bejeweled butterflies board, showing a score of 312 butterflies and no viable moves left
November 16, 2024 at 9:24 AM