Mama Goblin
@goblinqueensupreme.bsky.social
Chaotic Bisexual | Mother | Nerd | Artist | Writer | Baby Witch |
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On that topic tho, in my yrs of living in #YYC, I’ve never seen #AHS emergency wait times that bad. 5hrs at ACH, 6.5 at FMC & RGH, 11.5hrs at PLC and SC. How can the #UCP justify this? Folks are suffering. Waiting rooms are packed. Enough is enough. @janisirwin.bsky.social pls keep fighting for us
March 11, 2025 at 8:55 PM
On that topic tho, in my yrs of living in #YYC, I’ve never seen #AHS emergency wait times that bad. 5hrs at ACH, 6.5 at FMC & RGH, 11.5hrs at PLC and SC. How can the #UCP justify this? Folks are suffering. Waiting rooms are packed. Enough is enough. @janisirwin.bsky.social pls keep fighting for us
Despite the #UCP shitting the bed with #AHS, & sitting at #ACH with my kid from 10:30pm-2am for him to be seen in a crisis & getting home at almost 5am, I am still grateful for the compassionate and caring nurses & physicians who are just trying to do their jobs. Thank you 💚
March 11, 2025 at 8:51 PM
On the topic of coffee, here’s my Monday thoughts so far:
1) no
2) I regret taking 29 years of my life to drink coffee regularly.
3) Been dreaming of #Doechii in her look for the Schiaparelli show at Paris FW
4) Angrily manifesting a 6 fig job so I can work again & pay bills
5) did I already say no?
1) no
2) I regret taking 29 years of my life to drink coffee regularly.
3) Been dreaming of #Doechii in her look for the Schiaparelli show at Paris FW
4) Angrily manifesting a 6 fig job so I can work again & pay bills
5) did I already say no?
March 10, 2025 at 2:08 PM
On the topic of coffee, here’s my Monday thoughts so far:
1) no
2) I regret taking 29 years of my life to drink coffee regularly.
3) Been dreaming of #Doechii in her look for the Schiaparelli show at Paris FW
4) Angrily manifesting a 6 fig job so I can work again & pay bills
5) did I already say no?
1) no
2) I regret taking 29 years of my life to drink coffee regularly.
3) Been dreaming of #Doechii in her look for the Schiaparelli show at Paris FW
4) Angrily manifesting a 6 fig job so I can work again & pay bills
5) did I already say no?
No no, I fuckin LOVE when my city gets 4” of wet, heavy snow the day after we failed to save the daylight, and the roads are absolute TERROR. love that. Thank heavens for coffee.
a woman says " love that journey for me " while a man looks on
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March 10, 2025 at 2:04 PM
No no, I fuckin LOVE when my city gets 4” of wet, heavy snow the day after we failed to save the daylight, and the roads are absolute TERROR. love that. Thank heavens for coffee.
I did not, in fact, save the daylight. I am a tired goblin in a meat suit who’s been steamrolled by a bus.
March 10, 2025 at 3:55 AM
I did not, in fact, save the daylight. I am a tired goblin in a meat suit who’s been steamrolled by a bus.
Nothing quite as disorienting as waking up, looking at the time on your phone, and freaking out bc you forgot it’s Daylight Savings. 🥴🥴
March 9, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Nothing quite as disorienting as waking up, looking at the time on your phone, and freaking out bc you forgot it’s Daylight Savings. 🥴🥴
I miss Parisi Bakery in Astoria. I miss growing up in NY. I would do unspeakable things for a box of cookies from there rn 😂😂
March 6, 2025 at 10:47 PM
I miss Parisi Bakery in Astoria. I miss growing up in NY. I would do unspeakable things for a box of cookies from there rn 😂😂
Whoever sold us millennial kids the idea that being an adult is awesome, I hope you stub your toe on EVERY corner. I’m currently stuck in an existential loop of living through endless unprecedented times, & also struggling to decide what to cook for dinner yet again.
Can I be a kid again, please?
Can I be a kid again, please?
March 6, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Whoever sold us millennial kids the idea that being an adult is awesome, I hope you stub your toe on EVERY corner. I’m currently stuck in an existential loop of living through endless unprecedented times, & also struggling to decide what to cook for dinner yet again.
Can I be a kid again, please?
Can I be a kid again, please?
Happy to report I went to Costco, and bought a giganto sized bag of Ruffles.
I also bought all the fixins for my favorite @aubonpain sando from the 90’s, and definitely knocked one back for lunch.
The horrors are a wee bit less, mayhaps.
I also bought all the fixins for my favorite @aubonpain sando from the 90’s, and definitely knocked one back for lunch.
The horrors are a wee bit less, mayhaps.
March 5, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Happy to report I went to Costco, and bought a giganto sized bag of Ruffles.
I also bought all the fixins for my favorite @aubonpain sando from the 90’s, and definitely knocked one back for lunch.
The horrors are a wee bit less, mayhaps.
I also bought all the fixins for my favorite @aubonpain sando from the 90’s, and definitely knocked one back for lunch.
The horrors are a wee bit less, mayhaps.
Signs I know I’m losing it: I’ve been window shopping for cowboy boots and bell bottoms. Someone get me out of Alberta, PRONTO. The jeans may happen, idk about the boots 🐎
March 5, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Signs I know I’m losing it: I’ve been window shopping for cowboy boots and bell bottoms. Someone get me out of Alberta, PRONTO. The jeans may happen, idk about the boots 🐎
It is ALL panic and NO disco up in this bitch tonight.
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March 5, 2025 at 1:06 AM
It is ALL panic and NO disco up in this bitch tonight.
Hey hi hello I’m the embodiment of stress today, and potentially female rage, but I should be able to fix that with chicken fingers and fries for dinner…right?
March 5, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Hey hi hello I’m the embodiment of stress today, and potentially female rage, but I should be able to fix that with chicken fingers and fries for dinner…right?
After the start to the day I’ve had? The last week? Absofuckinglutely fuckfuckfuckingfuck
I think it's important to remember, with everything extremely fucked up and dumb right now, that at the root of it, fuck fuck fucking fucking fuck.
March 4, 2025 at 9:43 PM
After the start to the day I’ve had? The last week? Absofuckinglutely fuckfuckfuckingfuck
Ok ok ok follow up rant: I am craving plain ruffles, bottomless buttery popcorn, and a crisp AF Guaraná, since both Pepsi and Coke decided to shit the bed and walk back DEI. Maybe throw in some Gushers for good measure. Time to stress eat, plebs!
March 4, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Ok ok ok follow up rant: I am craving plain ruffles, bottomless buttery popcorn, and a crisp AF Guaraná, since both Pepsi and Coke decided to shit the bed and walk back DEI. Maybe throw in some Gushers for good measure. Time to stress eat, plebs!
I am so tired of living in the darkest timeline
March 4, 2025 at 4:08 AM
I am so tired of living in the darkest timeline
Keeping up on current events has genuinely become an apocalyptic hellscape event, and I don’t wanna.
February 25, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Keeping up on current events has genuinely become an apocalyptic hellscape event, and I don’t wanna.
Hey hi hello yes I’d like to win the lottery without ever playing said lottery. Someone make it happen.
February 11, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Hey hi hello yes I’d like to win the lottery without ever playing said lottery. Someone make it happen.
Look at my princess. LOOK AT HER. As majestic as her namesake, River Song. Obsessed.
November 15, 2023 at 7:35 PM
Look at my princess. LOOK AT HER. As majestic as her namesake, River Song. Obsessed.
Genuinely, is Morningsiders still an active band? Spotify introduced me to them and I am now OBSESSED, and I NEED to see them perform “Empress” live.
November 15, 2023 at 5:35 PM
Genuinely, is Morningsiders still an active band? Spotify introduced me to them and I am now OBSESSED, and I NEED to see them perform “Empress” live.
The relief of once again having a platform one can rant on, in a more liberal space. I have arrived, let’s dance 💃🏻
November 15, 2023 at 5:17 PM
The relief of once again having a platform one can rant on, in a more liberal space. I have arrived, let’s dance 💃🏻