Omg just be evangelicals already 🙄

I think having a livable planet is pretty important but thanks for the trenchant insight, matty

"One weird truck for faster travel: Silt Strider operators hate him!"

"We're making more money than ever by jacking up ticket prices and doing sportswashing for MBS!"

"No we can't pay our wrestlers more than they do at Ross Dress for Less. That's crazy"

I love the Uranus and Blue Demon shirts :)

Children aren't stored in the boobs?!

Nah, we're good

Alright, I'll be sure to keep "whether you like him or didn't like him, things happen" in my back pocket for whenever "things happen" to this shitstain.

Omg, HOW MANY TIMES HAS SHE DONE THIS?! 🤣

I thought Epstein was helping him get in touch with the younger crowd, why is he thanking his kids?

Idk, seems to work out ok in pro wrrstling