HAPPY BIRTHDAY FAVORITEST FRIDAY!!!

Woah… that’s a hell of a list!

I’m gonna need you to kidnap Jeff Goldblum, put him in a box (with air holes), and ship him to me. I promise to take good care of him. I’ll feed him, take him for walks, and give him a piano to jam on.

You get ALL the UPPIES from them. 😉

Naturally! Would sling some birdseed packets, too.

I completely just snarfed water all over my desk.

It's them, but you got it worm.

I totally missed the numbering error.

I used to do my makeup like this.

When I was a teenager.

My reply to you stands, sorcerer.

Yes please!

… How do you get them so smooth? When I use polish I always have streaks.

That ain’t right. SORCERY!!!

Are those dip nails? Any chance you could get the company and powder number if so because I am in need.

This is giving sweet potato and I absolutely LOVE it!

Can we get some details? Bill section, link to the current version that includes this, or anything? No offense but I want to read the actual language for myself.