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GoblinGalPalRazii
@goblingalpalrazii.bsky.social
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It’s that fucking inflatable goblin again, someone call the dommies.
Fire. Chaos. Sirens.
Funky Furry Toon villainess
Survivor
33 🏳️‍⚧️
Minors please do not interact.
Proud proprietor of “Raz’s Tech Closet”
Former QA @Bacteriological Warfare, Globex West
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I’m a gob damn genius
Whipped mixed cheesy mashed potato with corn and bits of hickory bacon blended in. Salted, peppered, sea spoon of chopped garlic, half a stick of butter, and a loving dash of milk.
November 17, 2025 at 10:35 PM
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She’s not my dog but like
She’s our dog.

I’m going to miss you, little stink…
You precious silly animal.
Our paths will cross again.
A stinky copper tone dog bleps on while a goblin watches a video
November 15, 2025 at 4:15 AM
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It’s never random.
It’s always Misny.
He really did get them.
November 8, 2025 at 3:15 PM
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Before I was fully the little monster bastard than I am today, I was still a monster bastard but with a track record of getting into trouble.
I have an airtight alibi for what I’ve been up to since but look! a reminder! PAWED GOBLIN
The first 3 is by Xiph, a college pal
& @freelancefae.bsky.social
A pawed goblin pokes her bifurcated tongue out to her friend, a great big winged darling, as they discuss augmentation at a table. Fifinella has fishnets on her leggies! The same menaces as before but in different gear prepare for a night of crime. Garbed in black B&E clothes and with her peets wrapped in tape, GGP is poised and ready to swing! She’s also wearing the first iteration of her WAG BAG. Xiphoid themselves and GGP are showing off the goods, excitedly barking about their Peets! Not the coffee. The paws. Tails are wagging and bells from the collars ring with excitement ! GGP is doubled over and gesturing with her thumb to some idiot who got got but you can still see all the goods and her marvelous tail! She’s such lovely green hair in this piece, too! So happy.
November 8, 2025 at 12:29 PM
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I miss him already
November 7, 2025 at 7:45 PM
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I just want to talk
I think this is what the kids call a scrungler It’s a wormer ram rod and I think there’s a sponge at the end of the stick but that’s reserved for politicians who listen to we the creatures
November 5, 2025 at 12:29 PM
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Dumb
Stinky
Happy
Animal
A coppery rust furred colored dog with empty brown eyes smiles as her belly is rubbed my a goblin paw
November 5, 2025 at 12:09 AM
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Casts make you fat
French toast with two Vermont maple patties and a big berry called a banana A berry! It’s. A. BERRY The toast is topped with home mixed sweet cream and a good maple syrup!
November 4, 2025 at 11:48 PM
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Violently foaming at the mouth for no particular reason but cackling through it in a delirious and unhinged sort of way
November 4, 2025 at 2:06 PM
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For the thirsty non believers !
Art by @pobblebonked.bsky.social @freelancefae.bsky.social @possumgay.bsky.social and by the always lovely @misterthanatos.bsky.social
October 28, 2025 at 1:18 AM
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A little tell
October 28, 2025 at 1:08 AM
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Four with a home region plus two if and when someone pisses me off

Do your worst
October 26, 2025 at 6:58 PM
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Larry
October 26, 2025 at 5:50 AM
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Yeah ok and we’re explaining the power with the WHAAAAAOUGHHHH
October 25, 2025 at 10:22 PM
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You fool! We came prepared for this!

Art by @possumgay.bsky.social
Razii the faebeast shape shifter and their fae shape shifting poss as dogs!
October 22, 2025 at 11:53 AM
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A shrewd aviation enthusiast technician, I wonder where she draws inspiration from
The modern GGP with her long listeners pointed at about 3:50 or 9:15 depending on your facing, she’s sat behind circular glasses which reflect and obscure her eyes entirely. She’s wearing her tech jumpsuit for Raz’s Tech Closet GGP wearing her field kit and zipping around with a jetpack based entirely off of the Stipa Caproni, she is also wearing circular glasses which obscure her eyes Mr. Piccolo from Porco Rosso reviewing Marco’s build and pondering the pervert himself. Don’t touch her. Mr. Piccolo is doing a crazy as he blows the roof off of his corrugated steel shed, he’s wearing those damn glasses and cackling insanely as he tests an engine much to the dismay of his client who stands besides him complaining like a little bitch.
October 21, 2025 at 10:31 PM
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We should all dress like her and not sit infront of that ugly thing she’s sat in front of.
It should be a banner with the Korps Helix or a QVP flag, or a rubber pride flag, or a trans pride flag, or anything but that ugly thing.
Also give that babe a larger sandwich, she deserves the fuckin carbs
It’s Rosie the riveter sat in a thing and enjoying her lunch. Behind her sits the ugliest thing I’ve seen in my life and gob damn I’ve seen some ugly fucking things in my time holy shit
October 21, 2025 at 2:47 PM
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Hold up I’ve got a trick skillet tho hold up
@possumgay.bsky.social did this ages ago and it’s still good and still relevant
GGP with her trick skillet Her trick skillets trick is “makes ur ass fat and roubd”
October 17, 2025 at 10:09 PM
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“I was married, but I’m not married anymore. Women don’t like the vehicle.”
It’s him. It’s Don Karnage The Iron Vulture, Don Karnage’s pirate air flagship having a bad time.
October 16, 2025 at 7:53 PM
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I see you fucks out there posting goblins again so I’m going to give you the greatest gift I can this season: more me!
Credible art from the second down: @freelancefae.bsky.social
@captaintanuki.bsky.social and my lovely @possumgay.bsky.social!

The first image was done by a pal in uni named Xiph!
October 12, 2025 at 12:39 AM
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MMM GOOD VINTAGE
TOP SHELF THINKING
HUZZAH
An open bottle of mint green Listerine sits next to a carbonated strange drink
September 30, 2025 at 6:32 PM
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September 28, 2025 at 5:56 AM
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OVAL

NOG
A skeet from the past (Fuck you Blusky they’re called skeets) of OVALNOG ovaltine and eggnog married together in one uniform concrete slurry mess
September 21, 2025 at 2:29 AM
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My California experience was different™️
Informative©️
Concussed in the end and witness to atrocity.
But y’know I survived it back then and I can survive anything thrown at me so
GGP getting shot by a former friend as they walk back to their car while they carry two cokes and grip a pack of unseen smokes in their duster. The air is thick with a smoke from a distant fire and the sky bleeds a faint yellow orange light through the thick of it. Truly a sight to behold. Truly a terror to live through.
September 20, 2025 at 2:40 PM
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Tim Misney made them PAY. A building burns in the distance as APD do what they’re best at: obscuring traffic with their over payed kid shooting double wide SUV filling asses.
September 20, 2025 at 2:00 PM