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truest
November 11, 2025 at 3:06 AM
he's spent $729.40 on her

can you imagine getting two round trips to bermuda plus clothes plus a fur coat for that
November 10, 2025 at 11:06 PM
ruh roh one of the other girls let her know what's what

she's throwing a tiny temper tantrum and is about to fuck up the whole billing run and all the compuuuuuuters THIS IS SO GREAT THERE ARE PARTICOLORED PUNCH CARDS FLYING EVERYWHERE!!!
November 10, 2025 at 11:03 PM
he's secretly getting her a job at one of his subsidiaries even though he never got to fuck her

oh noes it's looooooooooove
November 10, 2025 at 10:59 PM
living in an era of pensions must have been great

work a few decades and then get money to retire with, oooh
November 10, 2025 at 10:59 PM
he's flown all the way back to bermuda to get laid and she's drunk as hell

i love the conceit a filthy rich guy would find blonde strange THAT irresistible, enough to take a two-hour flight for, it's so silly
November 10, 2025 at 10:56 PM
these movies are so neat, this whole era, the clothes, the makeup, the sets

HOLY SHIT HE'S ALREADY WITH ANOTHER WOMAN, such a scoundrel-slash-manwhore
November 10, 2025 at 10:48 PM
oooh, cool old greyhound bus
November 10, 2025 at 10:46 PM
audrey meadows is awesome
November 10, 2025 at 10:44 PM
she returned all the clothes he bought her because she didn't give it up and she's honorable lol

loving this movie
November 10, 2025 at 10:42 PM
o it's bermuda, my bad
November 10, 2025 at 10:39 PM
she's come down with spots! the doctor has been called! mr shane isn't gonna get any pussy, not even after all his expenses! he has to sleep on the couch! the effrontery!
November 10, 2025 at 10:38 PM
riders must have been so fun during the hollywood royalty heyday
November 10, 2025 at 10:35 PM
it's darrin! it's the first darrin from bewitched!
November 10, 2025 at 10:33 PM
NOW SHE'S BEGINNING TO REGRET BEING BOUGHT LIKE A COMMON WHORE, OH POOR POOR DORIS DAY
November 10, 2025 at 10:31 PM
did they always wear real actual clothes, not stage stuff? or just the superfamous leads

(i've done enough theatre my idea of a costume is something made of the cheapest possible fabric lol)
November 10, 2025 at 10:30 PM
idek what exotic tropical country this is, because i wasn't paying enough attention to the dialogue lol
November 10, 2025 at 10:28 PM
oh shit she's in an lift right next to another fur-coated woman of easy virtue and her rich man
November 10, 2025 at 10:26 PM
omg whatever THIS li'l car is
November 10, 2025 at 10:24 PM
ah we've reached the fashion show section of the film and doris is weeping with avarice, er, the joy of sublime sartorial beauty

cut scene and now she's got herself a fur-lined coat for the price of her virtue!
November 10, 2025 at 10:18 PM
this looks exactly like the one in the movie; i wonder how many of the things there were
November 10, 2025 at 10:15 PM
make that white sauce with it (roux, milk, sour cream, fire roasted green chiles, s&p), pour over enchiladas
November 10, 2025 at 10:13 PM
i feel the same way about low fat plain yogurt, what's the point of anything under 5%
November 10, 2025 at 9:55 PM
true
November 10, 2025 at 8:42 PM