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gobliblin.bsky.social
Gotblin Pluch
@gobliblin.bsky.social
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Marnen - they/them - cowm_lk twt & popop-maru tmblr - MDNI 🐄
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gobliblin.bsky.social
Holy shit #blueskycensorship
A screenshot of the Google Play store (on light mode) of the Bluesky app, which shows it is installed on my device/has the option to open. At the bottom it shows the app has more than 10 million downloads, is rated M for Mature 17 and over content, and has a rating of 1.1 stars out of 49,000 reviews.
September 28, 2025 at 7:47 AM
gobliblin.bsky.social
Annual bsky post
A very small gray hamster with white muzzle, pink nose, and very long whiskers sitting politely inside the bag of a McDonald's hashbrkwn being held by someone's hand. The hamsters eyes are shiny solid black and wide with joy and wonder. The image appears to have been posted on a Chinese social media app judging by text in the corner, though I don't know which one.
March 14, 2025 at 5:48 AM
gobliblin.bsky.social
Which streaming service?
A very close image of a grayish brown and white kitten who is incredibly small but has enormous whiskers above eyes/eyebrows, with only the top half of the face partially visible. The large blueish eyes of this kitten are bugging out eagerly as if excited. Above the kitten's small head lowercase white text reads "ola." The ceiling is also pink and thats kindve cool but not important.
November 25, 2024 at 10:51 PM
gobliblin.bsky.social
This really did change my life btw
Screenshot of the shopping app Mercari which shows its typical UI. The item on display is a small plush toy of one of the goblins from Chiikawa, which is a small green creature with pointed ears, a singular green horn, and a crude brown cloth draped diagonally over the body. The goblin is carrying a brown club and has small shiny black eyes, blush marks, and is making a :3 or a cat-like smiling expression. The text reads "Chiikawa Gotblin Pluch Keychain" which is a very amusing typo and it changed my life. The plush costs $25.60 plus $4.34 shipping and $4.00 in fees which is kindve expensive imo for a very small plush toy. You can see 4 likes on the image and one of those is me. You can also see I have 2 items in my cart but don't worry about that.
November 14, 2024 at 12:00 AM
gobliblin.bsky.social
Blurry picture of a white cat on a pink, purple, and white background which resembles maybe a cosmic explosion? The cat has been edited so his arms are at his side and he looks very rotund. His eyes are pointing in two different directions and his mouth is open conveying a sense of awe and incomprehensible shock, maybe even wonder. I don't know whether that's edited or the cat just looks like this.
November 13, 2024 at 10:49 PM
gobliblin.bsky.social
The world's most blurry image of Spy from Team Fortress 2, a man in a mask that only shows his mouth and eyes as well as a suit. A speech bubble indicates he is saying "More than 10 likes.............impressive"
November 11, 2024 at 3:22 AM
gobliblin.bsky.social
giving my horse Dysphoria #dollsky
A Struts Milan doll, which is a gray horse toy with very dark purple mane/tail and purple side-eye similar in style to a Bratz doll- This horse is wearing a silver top with black ruffles and a pink accent with a bow, as well as a hot pink skirt with black lace designs layered over it and black ruffles. This horse has a hot pink purse with black straps hanging on her hip and purple high heeled shoes. Milan is standing in front of a Breyer toy model horse, which looks like a realistic horse, that is light gray with dark gray spots, snout, and legs, as well as a black mane. There are other toys and dolls in the background, however they are not the focus of the image but if you want I can describe them too just ask.
November 9, 2024 at 2:47 AM
gobliblin.bsky.social
My silly ass will not survive
A smaller cropped screenshot of above, with some sort of skeleton or perhaps other undead creature going 😯 in a very long yellow and orange stripped hat. I'm sure he will be alright. He appears to be pummeled by rocks of some sort
November 9, 2024 at 2:19 AM
gobliblin.bsky.social
Think again
November 7, 2024 at 3:27 PM
gobliblin.bsky.social
Good meowning bee skees
A very small kitten perhaps less than a week old, the kitten has gray fur on his back and the top of his head that resembles short hair parted down the middle, and the rest of the body is white. The kitten has a very short face with mouth and nose pressed in, and the nose and upper part of mouth are pink and partially hairless. The mouth is open to resemble an upside down V, and the eyes appear tired and glazed over looking in different directions or perhaps just unfocused. There are two bottles of milk, one full and one empty, with foreign text and a striped blue cat mascot on the label. Both bottles are larger than the kitten, which demonstrates his unbelievable smallness.
November 7, 2024 at 2:43 PM
gobliblin.bsky.social
The vibe I'm hoping for on bsky tbqh
A very small blonde chihuahua puppy with a blue collar laying on a red gingham blanket beside a Precious Moments teddy bear and a can of Sprite. There is another green stuffed toy obscured behind the can of Sprite, and a baby blanket in yellow, green, and blue with the word "baby" written several times. The can of Sprite demonstrates the incredible smallness of this dog, because they are roughly the same size, which is incredible. However the chihuahua looks worried for some reason.
November 7, 2024 at 5:26 AM
gobliblin.bsky.social
Hi this is Marnen and you can kill me if you want to
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popop-maru.tumblr.com
A very small and fat puppy perhaps a week old who was made popular by the "oh poor thang" meme. The puppy is laying on his back but has been photoshopped to look as if he is standing on his feet in a field of white and yellow flowers overlooking distant blue mountains that blend with the sky. The puppy is wearing a small and colorful hat with a propeller on the top that would spin in the wind, and he is also holding a large multicolored swirling lollipop, these things showcase his whimsical and silly personality. The mouth of the puppy has been edited slightly to give him a content and carefree smile.
November 6, 2024 at 8:30 PM