I found a dubbed version that looks only marginally better than vintage 8-bit video. Does the unsubbed version look ok? Also, writing "unsubbed" makes me feel like I'm too close to being in an episode of Criminal Minds.

How did you watch it?

Boss level run procrastination is doing laundry. Related: I am doing laundry.

The AI version of John Wick with Larry the Cable Guy looks better than I expected

Exciting new grift opportunities and/or where NEH and NEA funding will now go?

This is literally what Kim Kardashian's moon-landing trutherism would sound like it if went to Harvard

"performance of disagreement" from position of extreme privilege all but guarantees toxic divorce from reality. I honestly would put Lepore's delusions about the woke classroom in the same bucket as Kim Kardashian's moon landing trutherism.

Are there drugstores in the upside down? Asking for a friend who's definitely not Sheriff Hopper: “Duane Reade bag with the handles tied/ Sex toys, butt plugs, lube inside/ Hundreds of Trojans, you’re so fucking broken/ How’d I get caught up in your double life?”

That's just how hardcore baseball writers show their manliness.

Voted last week. I'll let you know when I get my payout . . .

this game is "now I know how much John Smoltz likes pineapple" long

No, you absolutely haven’t.

Gone with the Wine.

When Trump announces that all Republicans have to get Nazi ink, Susan Collins will be be very concerned on her way to the tattoo shop

This is the most niche post ever and that’s fine because I am the niche

There will be a depressing number of institutions that say yes or flirt with this, but also doesn't opening up the offer to all-comers so quickly seem just a little thirsty? Like they're putting fascism on sale for 20% off because not enough universities are buying?