Goblem
goblem.bsky.social
Goblem
@goblem.bsky.social
A guy who loves goblins
Does anyone else still do ode to the haggis on burns night? My mother comes out and chops the thing open with what can only be described as a small sword while reciting unfathomable poetry #burnsnight #haggis
January 25, 2026 at 4:11 PM
#nufc vs Villa - mint game, love Miley, would love a toon goal
January 25, 2026 at 2:46 PM
I’ve got a desire to relive my youth and play fable, black and white and dynasty warriors 4. Don’t even know where to begin with #dynasty#warriors. Are there any reliable PlayStation 2 emulators? #retrogaming #ps2
January 24, 2026 at 10:08 PM
#psv are sausage boys pass it on
January 21, 2026 at 8:32 PM
#nufc if we win here I honestly think we could beat anyone in a knockout game. Psv are a good team but they eat far too many sausages #frikandelspeciaal #worstenkop
January 21, 2026 at 8:20 PM
Your eyes are like toilets and I’m drowning in your piss #pickuplines
January 19, 2026 at 8:01 PM
Everyone talks about creme eggs getting smaller but no one mentions that they taste like shit #egg
January 19, 2026 at 5:03 PM
After the final of AFCON I’ve never been more excited for an episode of @stadio.football. There’s only one place to begin…
January 19, 2026 at 10:15 AM
This bloody goblin jumped in the bloody Tyne this morning then rolled in poo. Still love her she just stinks
January 18, 2026 at 3:42 PM
#nufc vs wolves I wish the toon would score
January 18, 2026 at 3:18 PM
I’ve been running the Delian tomb for the last few weeks and I’ve got to say from the directors side it’s a lot of fun. If things are too easy then minions basically just fall from the sky. Obviously I’ve been doing malice wrong the whole time but we live and learn
#drawsteel #ttrpg
January 17, 2026 at 1:35 PM
Imagine a man made of all fingers. Is he a villain? Is he a hero? No, he’s fingers.
November 29, 2025 at 8:47 PM
You know when I was younger I thought being called a mackem was the same as being called a bastard but now that I’m older I know it’s much worse #nufc
November 29, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Ranking #nufc players
1. Sandro
2. Hall
3. The rest
November 23, 2025 at 9:08 AM
Garlic confit getting made. It’s like butter but made of garlic. Probably bubbling too much whatever

#garlic #confit #cooking #preserve
September 16, 2025 at 5:46 PM
“Magic mirror on the wall who is the fairest of them all?” Asks a wrinkly old bag who definitely isn’t the fairest of them all then goes on a mad poison vendetta because someone’s cuter than her.

#disneylife
August 31, 2025 at 11:57 AM
Good morning from this little maniac

#spaniel
August 31, 2025 at 7:06 AM
Sean longstaff getting man of the match, as much as I love him and his goal vs psg plays on repeat in my head, says everything you need to know about the quality of that game

#leenew #nufc
August 30, 2025 at 8:51 PM
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Trump is dead. Pass it on.
August 30, 2025 at 3:19 PM
#hobbystreak 1

Gluing and priming some gobbos from @trenchworx.bsky.social, looking forward to getting to the Queen
August 30, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Here’s my Saturday morning dog photo

#ess #springerspaniel #spaniel #stoplickingme
August 30, 2025 at 8:11 AM
Is #trump dead??
August 30, 2025 at 8:10 AM
I basically just take the recommendations of @dmofnone.bsky.social and force my group to play them. Mothership, triangle agency and draw steel are awesome. I’ll probably pick up daggerheart next. If anyone has other recs let me know #ttrpg #tabletop
August 29, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Playing a cute game of Innovation. I’m having a good time but my poor parents haven’t got a clue #innovation #cardgames #fridaynight
August 29, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Smash the piss outta them! #ucl #nufc
I’d love Newcastle to get Barcelona tonight and smash the piss out of them #nufc
August 28, 2025 at 4:56 PM