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@goatwang.bsky.social
clotheswitch, recovering goth, giallo tragic, rice enjoyer. cig smokes and dick jokes. https://ko-fi.com/goatwang 👕 tshirts http://tee.pub/lic/dqhNhcyYm24 http://paypal.me/goatwang
November 11, 2025 at 7:54 PM
made this and also a normal-style columbo shirt(with a blank back instead of this fun one) tee.pub/lic/goatwang
October 26, 2025 at 10:49 AM
made this and also a normal-style columbo shirt(with a blank back instead of this fun one) tee.pub/lic/goatwang
one time was at a show & saw people I knew, after a long period of isolation, got asked what I'd been up to;
"mainly just jacking off and listening to morphine"
"hell yeah, nice"
anyway, new shirts in store(related) teepublic.com/user/goatwang
"mainly just jacking off and listening to morphine"
"hell yeah, nice"
anyway, new shirts in store(related) teepublic.com/user/goatwang
September 13, 2025 at 1:38 AM
one time was at a show & saw people I knew, after a long period of isolation, got asked what I'd been up to;
"mainly just jacking off and listening to morphine"
"hell yeah, nice"
anyway, new shirts in store(related) teepublic.com/user/goatwang
"mainly just jacking off and listening to morphine"
"hell yeah, nice"
anyway, new shirts in store(related) teepublic.com/user/goatwang
mfw I'm TRYING to get my phone to understand that there is an sd card in it
August 17, 2025 at 2:42 AM
mfw I'm TRYING to get my phone to understand that there is an sd card in it
researching temporary hair dye for bleached hair, and I'm very intrigued by this middle row👀
June 15, 2025 at 12:20 PM
researching temporary hair dye for bleached hair, and I'm very intrigued by this middle row👀
my mate sent me this good job listing he saw today that I had to read the name of several times before my brain would get the letters in the right order
June 6, 2025 at 7:39 AM
my mate sent me this good job listing he saw today that I had to read the name of several times before my brain would get the letters in the right order
some people have the kind of personality where they get called by their full name, but some people you can be friends with for years before they transfer some money they owe you and you find out they're in depeche mode
April 3, 2025 at 10:57 AM
some people have the kind of personality where they get called by their full name, but some people you can be friends with for years before they transfer some money they owe you and you find out they're in depeche mode
I was looking this up cos I remembered seeing a bit of the Turkish(?) one by accident once and wanted to prove it was real, there are SO many, I need to see them all but there are not enough hours in my LIFE
April 2, 2025 at 8:57 AM
I was looking this up cos I remembered seeing a bit of the Turkish(?) one by accident once and wanted to prove it was real, there are SO many, I need to see them all but there are not enough hours in my LIFE
my fav part about the ordering process when u get stuff custom printed is when you add something to your cart they try and tempt you with ideas about other products you could get using the images you've uploaded...
March 19, 2025 at 7:32 PM
my fav part about the ordering process when u get stuff custom printed is when you add something to your cart they try and tempt you with ideas about other products you could get using the images you've uploaded...
I could NOT tell you what half the ads I get these days are for
March 16, 2025 at 11:03 AM
I could NOT tell you what half the ads I get these days are for
happy birthday @deathofspeedy.bsky.social. here's a horrid drawing of you as a baby piglet. ty for all the good posts, ily man.🙏💕
March 4, 2025 at 5:18 AM
happy birthday @deathofspeedy.bsky.social. here's a horrid drawing of you as a baby piglet. ty for all the good posts, ily man.🙏💕
might need some pervier glasses tbf
March 3, 2025 at 12:44 PM
might need some pervier glasses tbf
you should dm me if you look like this, no particular reason
March 3, 2025 at 12:12 PM
you should dm me if you look like this, no particular reason
don't talk to me until I've taken my normal amount of sleep-aids. and also don't talk to me after that
February 6, 2025 at 11:33 AM
don't talk to me until I've taken my normal amount of sleep-aids. and also don't talk to me after that
getting insanely bullied by the thoth deck, the two of swords literally jumped out four pulls in a row and twice besides that. I'm fucked up
January 27, 2025 at 1:42 AM
getting insanely bullied by the thoth deck, the two of swords literally jumped out four pulls in a row and twice besides that. I'm fucked up
inside of me are two wolves; but they're really both the same dude and they want to kiss but are scared
January 20, 2025 at 10:30 AM
inside of me are two wolves; but they're really both the same dude and they want to kiss but are scared
everyone can relax, the cow cum I ordered has finally been delivered
January 13, 2025 at 6:43 PM
everyone can relax, the cow cum I ordered has finally been delivered
lads it happened again, this time it was just tori
January 13, 2025 at 11:39 AM
lads it happened again, this time it was just tori
