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Basking in this lovely island of debatable sanity to post silly memes and random crap, occasional thoughts
July 18, 2025 at 3:47 PM
July 5, 2025 at 4:35 AM
Pedro is the Man in the Yellow Hat, the Man in the Giallo Hat, and uhmm. Yes.
June 22, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Blessed summer solstice
June 20, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Pedro Pascal is making gourmet worms for Monica Belluci.

The dinner is a success. Civilization collapses to zombies outside, but at least the worms are great.

Aquaman makes an appearance serving dessert. "It's how we dine in Atlantis."
May 20, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Glimpses of life in Atlantis.

Atlantis Starbucks
Atlantis Hooters
May 17, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Pedro investigates and discovers who's been introducing weasels to his homes plumbing.
"But WHY, Aquaman!"
"Because that's how we roll in Atlantis"
May 16, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Pedro discovers what's been clogging all his drains.
May 16, 2025 at 3:29 PM
These are exactly the kind of hard hitting Welsh phrases I need to know
May 13, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Ikea Labyrinth again
May 13, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Pedro is lost in Ikea, in dubious Labyrinth remake.
May 13, 2025 at 4:15 AM
May 11, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Pedro Pascal is in Eggers "The Lighthouse", informing Willem Defoe he is fond of his lobster.

Robert Pattison is informing Pedro in no uncertain terms, he is NOT fond of the lobster.
May 11, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Pedro would make a rather good Edgar Alan Poe in my opinion.
May 11, 2025 at 5:48 AM
Forgot what was going on here. Pedro is setting the mood for zombie penguins or something.
May 11, 2025 at 5:30 AM
That arthouse film where Pedro plays a depressed clown playing bagpipes at a zombie penguins birthday party.
May 11, 2025 at 5:25 AM
Pedro stars as Mary Poppins, charming the kids with a bag of infinite trash pandas. A live action/animated song and dance sequence with vampire deer. Feeding evil pigeons with his wards.
May 11, 2025 at 5:23 AM
Pedro Pascal joins Anne of Green Gables, shaves Cookie Monster and eventually encourages Anne to take on Dorothy Gale at Fight Club.
May 11, 2025 at 5:19 AM
Pedro has a plate of cookies. Ghost penguins are judging.
May 11, 2025 at 5:18 AM
Tired of all the invisible disturbances, Pedro borrows the Godfather and Sly Stallone for an unsuccessful seance.

He finally calls in Schwartzenegger, who as it turns out has the 14th sense.
"I see dead penguins!" he exclaims.
May 11, 2025 at 5:17 AM
Pedro is shaving badgers. Ghost penguins observe.
May 11, 2025 at 5:13 AM
Pedro Pascal is stranded all alone in the gas station of love and is forced to use the self service pump. (Thanks, Weird Al)
May 11, 2025 at 5:12 AM
Pedro uses the Mandolorian mask to sell bichons a bad yacht. The ghost penguins are in on the action and wearing sailor hats.

Later the bichons send bichon Crazy 88s for vengeance. Pedro is confused by the masked dogs barking angrily at him.
May 11, 2025 at 5:09 AM
I am anti-AI.

But I've concluded that the sole reason AI exists is to make Pedro Pascal do weird crap.
May 11, 2025 at 4:58 AM
February 4, 2025 at 4:33 PM