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Alice
@goaskalice.bsky.social
Elder millennial burnout expert. Plants, dance, cats, and goofs. Has been described as a “handsome broad” so.
Hi
January 20, 2025 at 4:04 PM
I….I can’t channel any energy into figuring out Bluesky
August 21, 2023 at 5:46 PM
Okay - at 40 all I care about i peoples pets.
July 7, 2023 at 7:16 PM
Someone on TikTok told me my cat was ugly.
June 27, 2023 at 1:40 AM
The only tech type thing I have to say is that I started a new job and am TERRIBLY angry my AirPod Max’ wouldn’t work with my Dell laptop! And yes I tried restarting! I am over the age of 65 apparently!!!
June 23, 2023 at 1:47 AM
Mango & Tajin Outshine Bar.
I’m addicted. I’m in pain. I’m in love.
June 23, 2023 at 1:40 AM
I risked my entire life and face to get these shots!
June 18, 2023 at 8:30 PM
Odysseus (cat) and Barbra (dog) are best friends, my best buddies, and the cutest things on earth
June 16, 2023 at 11:18 AM
PANANG CURRY PANANG CURRY PANANG CURRY
June 15, 2023 at 10:28 PM
Update: walked to Thai food and immediately someone in a BMW SUV almost hit me while I was crossing a tiny street. Martini time
June 15, 2023 at 10:07 PM
In Boston (Brookline) and am somehow waffling on walking to get Thai food??? What’s wrong with me?
June 15, 2023 at 9:52 PM
Today at the grocery store (Wegmans, the hot bitch grocery store) I walked with my hand of my bf’s lower back and felt his buttcheek tops bouncing as he walked. That’s it, that’s all.
June 14, 2023 at 12:21 AM
Reposted by Alice
why did they call it mario kart and not mario speedwagon
June 11, 2023 at 7:37 PM
Wholesome morning content
June 11, 2023 at 11:40 AM
I’ll be totally honest - I have no idea how do post anything, nor do I have any ability to learn about it unless it’s explained while doing it.
June 11, 2023 at 11:39 AM
Today Lief (my libra ass partner) called his mustache a “dick broom”
And I was more in love than I’ve ever been instantly
June 10, 2023 at 9:28 PM
I haven’t been on the other site in five years but I’m 40 and hoping to revive a ton of nostalgia (me being drunk and funny) here
June 10, 2023 at 9:24 PM
Masks are true queer lifesavers. Happy pride, I have 5 blisters
June 10, 2023 at 9:12 PM