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riley !
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pleasant but clueless
trans gay and not great at hockey
she/they
the canucks aren't a rudderless ship. they've got a captain who hasn't drank water in like 5 days who keeps hallucinating land in the distance and turning off course to get to it
November 25, 2025 at 11:24 PM
goalie bag cat
October 26, 2025 at 7:35 PM
figured hey it might be a bad headline let's give it a sh- UNREALISTIC EXPECTATIONS?? LIKE HAVING THINGS AFFORDABLE AND ACCESSIBLE????? LOOK AT THE SECTION HIGHLIGHTED
September 27, 2025 at 1:39 AM
look at my news media dawg I'm cooked

like,, U DUMB BITCHES ITS NOT BANKRUPT ITS A PUBLIC UTILITY THAT COSTS MONEY ITS ONLY BANKRUPT IF THE GOVT DECIDES THEY DONT WANT TO SPEND MONEY ON IT
September 27, 2025 at 1:35 AM
this is deviantart search results
April 29, 2025 at 12:47 PM
this photo lives rent-free in my brain. the moment I knew this man doesn't have the sauce
April 29, 2025 at 12:44 PM
me watching hellebyuck in the playoffs
April 27, 2025 at 6:51 PM
the absolute humanity
April 20, 2025 at 2:10 AM
here's my perfectest girl talaxsia who is beefed up and hopeless at anything but autistic rambles abt the properties of fel and shadow and how she's remedying their effects through the power of science
February 28, 2025 at 1:29 PM
i'm so relieved. my youtube recommendations couldn't be more wrong about what I'm interested in watching
February 24, 2025 at 10:57 PM
February 22, 2025 at 12:02 AM
I for one am shocked that bill guerin might be a piece of shit
February 18, 2025 at 9:48 PM
February 10, 2025 at 7:41 PM
these spots are every goalie's mortal enemy
February 9, 2025 at 12:39 AM
help soup just gave my fiance the most dubious look
February 5, 2025 at 12:43 AM
safe to say i'm never taking anything from an oilers writer
February 1, 2025 at 6:20 AM
February 1, 2025 at 1:14 AM
literally ep rn
February 1, 2025 at 12:05 AM
lil baby
January 23, 2025 at 11:31 PM
i mean, politicians do this with everything else too, so......
January 23, 2025 at 5:09 PM
ea nhl ass goaltending there
January 22, 2025 at 4:22 AM
phrasing supporting queer ppl as "all this" is so funny i love hockey players they're so dumb /pos
January 22, 2025 at 3:30 AM
if I had to see this shit u have to see it too genuinely canucks twitter is so fucking cooked dude
January 20, 2025 at 2:56 AM
i'd just like to point out the player responsible for bobbling an easy puck retrieval that lead to that extended chaos at the end of the game was no other than....
January 19, 2025 at 5:46 AM
January 17, 2025 at 7:46 PM