The Goa Constrictor
@goaconstrictor.bsky.social
his white hair is endlessly distracting. I get it for the character, but it's real hard on my brain. lol
August 14, 2025 at 1:14 AM
his white hair is endlessly distracting. I get it for the character, but it's real hard on my brain. lol
Will tell you next time I see you
July 18, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Will tell you next time I see you
Been ISO of a new drinking game
July 6, 2025 at 5:03 AM
Been ISO of a new drinking game
Re-book your Portland Oregon USA show!!! The canceled event was gonna be on my birthday and I was sooooo excited for it. Would have been my third show (following seeing y'all with Utah Saints on my honeymoon a few years back) Miss ya!! =)
June 27, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Re-book your Portland Oregon USA show!!! The canceled event was gonna be on my birthday and I was sooooo excited for it. Would have been my third show (following seeing y'all with Utah Saints on my honeymoon a few years back) Miss ya!! =)
Long live your freedom.
Long live your country.
Long live your tribe.
Long live Flag Day.
✊👽🛸✊
(7/7)
Long live your country.
Long live your tribe.
Long live Flag Day.
✊👽🛸✊
(7/7)
June 14, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Long live your freedom.
Long live your country.
Long live your tribe.
Long live Flag Day.
✊👽🛸✊
(7/7)
Long live your country.
Long live your tribe.
Long live Flag Day.
✊👽🛸✊
(7/7)
*NOTE: When I say "Russia" "Israel" and "USA", I am not saying ALL Russians, Israelis, or USA'ians. It is just a shorthand for the respective leaders promoting the chaos who are also subjugating their own flags to be dragged through shit which will need to be cleaned up by the kids of today. (6/7)
June 14, 2025 at 9:37 PM
*NOTE: When I say "Russia" "Israel" and "USA", I am not saying ALL Russians, Israelis, or USA'ians. It is just a shorthand for the respective leaders promoting the chaos who are also subjugating their own flags to be dragged through shit which will need to be cleaned up by the kids of today. (6/7)
Flag Day is about respecting one another's flags and understanding that I can learn from your flag and the lessons it has endured while you can learn from mine and the lessons it has lived. (5/7)
June 14, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Flag Day is about respecting one another's flags and understanding that I can learn from your flag and the lessons it has endured while you can learn from mine and the lessons it has lived. (5/7)
The USA* invading the USA, assassinating its own representatives, illegally arresting and deporting innocent people while a feckless wannabe dictator throws himself a parade. (4/7)
June 14, 2025 at 9:36 PM
The USA* invading the USA, assassinating its own representatives, illegally arresting and deporting innocent people while a feckless wannabe dictator throws himself a parade. (4/7)
Instead of today being the day of celebration it should be, I look around and watch the new Axis Powers continue their assault on people across the world. Russia's* ongoing invasion into the sovereign nation of Ukraine. Israel* bombing Iran. (3/7)
June 14, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Instead of today being the day of celebration it should be, I look around and watch the new Axis Powers continue their assault on people across the world. Russia's* ongoing invasion into the sovereign nation of Ukraine. Israel* bombing Iran. (3/7)
We all have different roots, we should never erase them. There's a difference between coming together in our cultural stew in a way that retains each ingredients flavor and spice and when every ingredient turns bland and mush from being overcooked and improperly prepared. (2/7)
June 14, 2025 at 9:36 PM
We all have different roots, we should never erase them. There's a difference between coming together in our cultural stew in a way that retains each ingredients flavor and spice and when every ingredient turns bland and mush from being overcooked and improperly prepared. (2/7)