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Go-Figure
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Formerly known as GM on Twitter, errr X. errr, Twitter. Whatever 🤷🏽‍♂️
I follow people who post original content and don’t just repost
It’s just … for the last 15 years since Obama Care was passed, we haven’t been able to come up with anything better
December 3, 2025 at 2:54 PM
And by “research” I mean my Orange Puppet Master hasn’t fed me the narrative to repeat yet
December 3, 2025 at 2:53 PM
That needs repeating:
Wow
November 25, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Oops. It’s outdated already 🤷🏽‍♂️
November 25, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Epstein Island was their own private Comet Ping Pong (“pizzagate”)
November 23, 2025 at 6:16 PM
#TheDiplomat Season 3 Spoiler Alert:

You mean she’s the only one who can think of a solution that actually is brilliant and solves all the problems, and nobody is listening to her, and she has to go rogue in order to tell somebody, and then they do it and it turns out she WAS right?!”

AGAIN?!?!
November 10, 2025 at 1:36 AM
🤷🏽‍♂️Wouldn’t it be kinda fun if Obama said that he’s exploring a run at a 3rd term, using exactly the language that Trump uses, just so we could watch the MAGAts heads explode 🤯
November 2, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Boom!
October 28, 2025 at 10:37 PM
October 28, 2025 at 10:11 PM
It’s whichever is more convenient in the moment. I’ll say it again. These people have no true north
October 28, 2025 at 10:05 PM
These people have no true north. Flip the names and they’d rage about it
October 28, 2025 at 9:48 PM
He’s floating the idea to see how people react. Being horrified at the thought doesn’t count. We need to stop talking about it.
October 27, 2025 at 5:58 PM
What I think is “too cute” is that he thinks we believe that he wouldn’t do it anyway.
October 27, 2025 at 1:25 PM
But also don’t get vaccinated for preventable diseases
October 25, 2025 at 9:31 PM
No matter how hard he tries, he just can’t stop being that Pussy Ass Bitch
October 25, 2025 at 9:27 PM
And now people are saying he might be building another one beneath his ballroom
#Führerbunker
October 25, 2025 at 1:33 PM
We should refer to it as The Fuhrer Bunker
#Führerbunker
October 25, 2025 at 1:29 PM
Or maybe he’s building the Fuhrer’s bunker 🤷🏽‍♂️
#Führerbunker
October 25, 2025 at 1:24 PM
Are we sure it’s just a ballroom? Anybody check the foundation?
#Führerbunker
October 25, 2025 at 1:21 PM