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#FiveYearsAgo
27 November 2020
5:38 am
Angus
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#FiveYearsAgo 27 November 2020 5:38 am Angus https://gnomonchronicles.com/wiki/Angus_(27_November_2020)
November 27, 2025 at 8:26 PM
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Good afternoon from Ely, Minnesota
Thursday, 27 November 2025
1:12 pm
22°F / -6°C
Precipitation: 10%
Humidity: 61%
Wind: 12 mph / 19 kph
Skies cloudy

Parking lot near Chapman Street East and Central Avenue, view to the south

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Good afternoon from Ely, Minnesota Thursday, 27 November 2025 1:12 pm 22°F / -6°C Precipitation: 10% Humidity: 61% Wind: 12 mph / 19 kph Skies cloudy Parking lot near Chapman Street East and Central Avenue, view to the south https://gnomonchronicles.com/wiki/Afternoon_(27_November_2025)
November 27, 2025 at 8:23 PM
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#GnomonTV #StarTrek #ForbiddenEpisodes
"Software License Violation: The Next Generation"

Science fiction television series about a starship (USS Enterprise) which must fight a series of courtroom battles after conducting a five-year mission using unlicensed proprietary software.
#GnomonTV #StarTrek #ForbiddenEpisodes "Software License Violation: The Next Generation" Science fiction television series about a starship (USS Enterprise) which must fight a series of courtroom battles after conducting a five-year mission using unlicensed proprietary software.
November 27, 2025 at 7:52 PM
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#GnomonTV
"Time Travelers of Triskelion"

British-American science fiction television series about a group of prisoners on the arena planet Triskelion who secretly experiment with time travel.

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#GnomonTV "Time Travelers of Triskelion" British-American science fiction television series about a group of prisoners on the arena planet Triskelion who secretly experiment with time travel. https://youtube.com/watch?v=8gcs4Q6_RNs https://youtube.com/watch?v=D_ZfZaRCWTI https://gnomonchronicles.com/wiki/Time_Travelers_of_Triskelion
November 27, 2025 at 7:49 PM
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#GnomonTV
"The Falling Nun"

American religious drama television series about Sister Bertrille (Sally Field), a Catholic nun who begins to sympathize with Satan.

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#GnomonTV "The Falling Nun" American religious drama television series about Sister Bertrille (Sally Field), a Catholic nun who begins to sympathize with Satan. https://youtube.com/watch?v=xc7BQusAkUE https://gnomonchronicles.com/wiki/The_Falling_Nun
November 27, 2025 at 7:23 PM
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#GnomonTV
#GnomonTV "Tintin Park" Director: Steven Spielberg See also: * Jurassic Park * Tintin
November 27, 2025 at 6:57 PM
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#GnomonTV
"The Prime Directive of Miss Jean Brodie" (1969)

SF anthropology film about a teacher at Starfleet Academy who strays from the school's curriculum, romanticizing General Chang and—

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#GnomonTV "The Prime Directive of Miss Jean Brodie" (1969) SF anthropology film about a teacher at Starfleet Academy who strays from the school's curriculum, romanticizing General Chang and— https://youtube.com/watch?v=CXA0N55c3iw https://youtube.com/watch?v=UNXiuqG_lBQ https://gnomonchronicles.com/wiki/The_Prime_Directive_of_Miss_Jean_Brodie
November 27, 2025 at 6:43 PM
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#GSSCPS
#GSSCPS Greater Sol System Co-Prosperity Sphere
November 27, 2025 at 4:17 PM
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Say what you will about the Sick Old Man of Europe — in his prime, he extinguished the last flicker of once-mighty Rome.

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#GnomonTV "The Muppets: 1453" Say what you will about the Sick Old Man of Europe — in his prime, he extinguished the last flicker of once-mighty Rome. https://gnomonchronicles.com/wiki/Say_what_you_will_about_the_Sick_Old_Man_of_Europe
November 27, 2025 at 4:07 PM
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#GnomonFoods #Thanksgiving
If it's already Thanksgiving and you haven't even fermented the potatoes, you can forget about the fresh vodka. #GnomonFoods #Thanksgiving
November 27, 2025 at 3:58 PM
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#GnomonTV "Stingworld" Robert Redford, Paul Newman, Yul Brynner Directors: George Roy Hill and Michael Crichton See also: * Westworld * The Sting
November 27, 2025 at 3:36 AM
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#GnomonPress
#GnomonPress Deroutinize the Charisma Now!
November 26, 2025 at 8:30 PM
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#GnomonTV
"Dr. Quadruped: The Battle for Hoth"

Science fiction thriller film about an inventor who becomes dangerously obsessed with four-legged creatures after failing to construct a mechanical octopus.

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#GnomonTV "Dr. Quadruped: The Battle for Hoth" Science fiction thriller film about an inventor who becomes dangerously obsessed with four-legged creatures after failing to construct a mechanical octopus. https://youtube.com/watch?v=M_6Eo6zFA_g https://youtube.com/watch?v=d5dHs2bLRaM https://gnomonchronicles.com/wiki/Dr_Quadruped:_The_Battle_for_Hoth
November 26, 2025 at 8:21 PM
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You speak, it listens - You listen, it speaks Orion Nebula (M42) part HST
November 26, 2025 at 8:12 PM
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#GnomonTV
"The Bourne Delicatessen"
Matt Damon, Dominique Pinon, Marie-Laure Dougnac, Jean-Claude Dreyfus
Directors: Jean-Pierre Jeunet and Marc Caro

Post-apocalyptic action-foodie film

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#GnomonTV "The Bourne Delicatessen" Matt Damon, Dominique Pinon, Marie-Laure Dougnac, Jean-Claude Dreyfus Directors: Jean-Pierre Jeunet and Marc Caro Post-apocalyptic action-foodie film https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GVL5_I4CvTc https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQVcoiEfOtA https://gnomonchronicles.com/wiki/The_Bourne_Delicatessen
November 26, 2025 at 7:56 PM
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Good afternoon from Ely, Minnesota
Wednesday, 26 November 2025
12:11 pm
24°F / -4°C
Precipitation: 20%
Humidity: 77%
Wind: 16 mph / 26 kph
Skies cloudy

Harvey Street East at Central Avenue, view to the east

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Good afternoon from Ely, Minnesota Wednesday, 26 November 2025 12:11 pm 24°F / -4°C Precipitation: 20% Humidity: 77% Wind: 16 mph / 26 kph Skies cloudy Harvey Street East at Central Avenue, view to the east https://gnomonchronicles.com/wiki/Snow_(26_November_2025)
November 26, 2025 at 7:21 PM
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Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn't stop to think if they should. Background: Gray Googly Eyes is a hypothetical global catastrophic scenario involving molecular nanotechnology in which out-of-control self-replicating machines consume all biomass (and perhaps also everything else) on Earth while building googly eyes
November 26, 2025 at 6:53 PM
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#GnomonTV
"The Pope's Gladiator"
Russell Crowe
Directors: Ridley Scott and Julius Avery

Epic historical supernatural horror film.

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#GnomonTV "The Pope's Gladiator" Russell Crowe Directors: Ridley Scott and Julius Avery Epic historical supernatural horror film. https://youtube.com/watch?v=fan-wX-Sils https://youtube.com/watch?v=v03kva5zKd0 https://gnomonchronicles.com/wiki/The_Pope%27s_Gladiator
November 26, 2025 at 6:37 PM
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#GnomonPress #BlueOrbs
Blue Orb Critics Awards

Awards presented by Blue Orb critics to recognize "outstanding achievements by Blue Orbs and their human hosts."

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#GnomonPress #BlueOrbs Blue Orb Critics Awards Awards presented by Blue Orb critics to recognize "outstanding achievements by Blue Orbs and their human hosts." https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qfFG6YdayX4&t=1846s https://gnomonchronicles.com/wiki/Blue_Orb_Critics_Awards
November 26, 2025 at 6:31 PM
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#GnomonFoods
Turkey Clear

Brand of translucent turkey meat.

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#GnomonFoods Turkey Clear Brand of translucent turkey meat. https://gnomonchronicles.com/wiki/Turkey_Clear
November 26, 2025 at 5:39 PM
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#GnomonPharma
"Cranberry Madness" (2023)

American exploitation film about cranberry jelly, revolving around the melodramatic events that ensue when high school students are lured by pushers to try cranberry jelly slices, leading to a murderous craze.

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#GnomonPharma "Cranberry Madness" (2023) American exploitation film about cranberry jelly, revolving around the melodramatic events that ensue when high school students are lured by pushers to try cranberry jelly slices, leading to a murderous craze. https://gnomonchronicles.com/wiki/Cranberry_Madness
November 26, 2025 at 5:36 PM
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#GnomonTV
Turkey curling

Sport in which players slide frozen turkeys on a sheet of ice toward a target area which is segmented into four concentric circles.

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#GnomonTV Turkey curling Sport in which players slide frozen turkeys on a sheet of ice toward a target area which is segmented into four concentric circles. https://youtube.com/watch?v=50cSDUIDMuM https://youtube.com/watch?v=7gn895y4wkc https://gnomonchronicles.com/wiki/Turkey_curling
November 26, 2025 at 5:34 PM
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We have such sycophants to show you.
#GnomonTV "Helltrumper" We have such sycophants to show you. See also: * Hellraiser * Clive Barker * Donald Trump
November 26, 2025 at 4:37 PM
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#GnomonTV "Meet the Locusts" (2017) https://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/p04v5wbh https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IcFW2abCl4M
November 26, 2025 at 4:17 PM
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November 26, 2025 at 6:30 AM