Times are hard, here is Finnegan with a rainbow on his nose

But is there a reason we went with "skeet" instead of the clearly superior "bloop"

Are we still doing #HistoricalHotties over here? This is my grandpa.

Do you know how dark Twitter has to be for *STEPHEN KING* to say it’s too dark

Soooo I guess we're all here now? 👋

My 10-year-old nephew's been getting his geriatric elder-millenial auntie up to speed on Gen Alpha slang. "Rizz" is good, but "sussy rizz" is bad. "Skibidi" is bad... I think? When your dad steals food off your plate it's called "Fanum Tax". But can "diss" *really* still be a thing? Surely not?!

My wife informs me that having a cough for ten weeks straight is apparently "not normal" and I should "go to the doctor" 🤔 seems fake but ok

Welp, here we are, screaming into the void in a whole new app