Rev. Blaze_Carrotcake 🏴☠️🦜⚒️
@gnomedrunkski.bsky.social
Vulgar Marxist-Ligottist-Beauvoirist. Just wanna walk through the Rift filled lands.
Part time historian and philosopher.
Pynchonian Pyrate.
MK-Ultra Telekinetic Yeti.
Gore Whore of the Hermes Trismegistus Club.
Part time historian and philosopher.
Pynchonian Pyrate.
MK-Ultra Telekinetic Yeti.
Gore Whore of the Hermes Trismegistus Club.
My first chef biography shall be entitled, "Cooking with Hatred: A transcendental mediation on the art of cooking in the heart of the evil U.S. Empire; a manifesto in unionizing your co-workers and telling your boss to STFU"
June 22, 2025 at 7:40 AM
My first chef biography shall be entitled, "Cooking with Hatred: A transcendental mediation on the art of cooking in the heart of the evil U.S. Empire; a manifesto in unionizing your co-workers and telling your boss to STFU"
Can't. Believe this is happening again...oh yeah U.S. empire....bloodthirsty...capital...etc...well at least I'm too old for the military this time around, small victories...*sigh*
June 22, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Can't. Believe this is happening again...oh yeah U.S. empire....bloodthirsty...capital...etc...well at least I'm too old for the military this time around, small victories...*sigh*
This is exactly how they pictured themselves in their minds
June 21, 2025 at 6:35 AM
This is exactly how they pictured themselves in their minds
I cannot believe in my 37 years on this earth. I just found out Sean Astin (Samwise) father is mother fucking John Astin? (GomeZ fucking Addams) I know they have the same last name but What the fuck?!?!!?!!
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June 19, 2025 at 4:23 AM
I cannot believe in my 37 years on this earth. I just found out Sean Astin (Samwise) father is mother fucking John Astin? (GomeZ fucking Addams) I know they have the same last name but What the fuck?!?!!?!!
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New favorite bug name, 'twice stabbed lady beetle'
The scientists are alright!
Look at her!
The scientists are alright!
Look at her!
June 18, 2025 at 4:14 AM
New favorite bug name, 'twice stabbed lady beetle'
The scientists are alright!
Look at her!
The scientists are alright!
Look at her!
When you identify folks of a certain age (millennials and up) by saying 'remember soundboards in the earlier oughts?'
April 26, 2025 at 6:55 AM
When you identify folks of a certain age (millennials and up) by saying 'remember soundboards in the earlier oughts?'
Props to Ryan coogler for making a great vampire film and having the most haunting version of 'Rocky Road to Dublin' I've ever heard.
Major props to sneaking Buddy Guy into the film at the end.
"Sinners"
Major props to sneaking Buddy Guy into the film at the end.
"Sinners"
April 19, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Props to Ryan coogler for making a great vampire film and having the most haunting version of 'Rocky Road to Dublin' I've ever heard.
Major props to sneaking Buddy Guy into the film at the end.
"Sinners"
Major props to sneaking Buddy Guy into the film at the end.
"Sinners"
Fixing myself with the hunter s. Thompson routine to...live...
April 13, 2025 at 5:12 AM
Fixing myself with the hunter s. Thompson routine to...live...
Got my casting for film version of the jimmy buffet novel, 'where is Joe merchant ?'
Walton is frank bama, Sam Rockwell is Charles Fabian/Joe merchant, idris Alba is col Cairo, Jennifer Jason Leigh is Trevor Kane, Barry keoghan is Blanton manchard
Walton is frank bama, Sam Rockwell is Charles Fabian/Joe merchant, idris Alba is col Cairo, Jennifer Jason Leigh is Trevor Kane, Barry keoghan is Blanton manchard
April 11, 2025 at 9:17 AM
Got my casting for film version of the jimmy buffet novel, 'where is Joe merchant ?'
Walton is frank bama, Sam Rockwell is Charles Fabian/Joe merchant, idris Alba is col Cairo, Jennifer Jason Leigh is Trevor Kane, Barry keoghan is Blanton manchard
Walton is frank bama, Sam Rockwell is Charles Fabian/Joe merchant, idris Alba is col Cairo, Jennifer Jason Leigh is Trevor Kane, Barry keoghan is Blanton manchard
Me when I decide to engage in what's going wrong with the fascist horror show that is America these days....
April 8, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Me when I decide to engage in what's going wrong with the fascist horror show that is America these days....
I bring a certain jimmy buffet energy to the revolution most don't like...im a class traitor who gets blasted on rum while leading a small squad to destroy the yacht rockers
April 6, 2025 at 8:00 AM
I bring a certain jimmy buffet energy to the revolution most don't like...im a class traitor who gets blasted on rum while leading a small squad to destroy the yacht rockers
May your rum never be gone...the dice roll in your favor, from one gm to another
March 30, 2025 at 5:38 AM
May your rum never be gone...the dice roll in your favor, from one gm to another
Line cook: 1st year in the industry vs. The 8th year in
March 29, 2025 at 7:36 AM
Line cook: 1st year in the industry vs. The 8th year in
March 29, 2025 at 7:22 AM
Listening to sad goth shit while drinking rum and reading funny book...layers baby!
March 29, 2025 at 7:20 AM
Listening to sad goth shit while drinking rum and reading funny book...layers baby!
Haha...yes!
March 26, 2025 at 5:56 AM
Haha...yes!
So glad this our world
March 26, 2025 at 4:53 AM
So glad this our world
He's turned all his fans into doc. Manhattan...
March 23, 2025 at 2:58 AM
He's turned all his fans into doc. Manhattan...
Without downloading any new photos, where are you mentally?
March 22, 2025 at 4:26 AM
Without downloading any new photos, where are you mentally?
Oh is the world going to shit? Or has been for a bit...? Tired of doom scrolling? Take solace in what you can, drink some rum and read a hilarious novel like Bad Monkey by Hiaasen
March 16, 2025 at 6:29 AM
Oh is the world going to shit? Or has been for a bit...? Tired of doom scrolling? Take solace in what you can, drink some rum and read a hilarious novel like Bad Monkey by Hiaasen
One day...I'll leave the service industry for good...he says again and again for years...
March 12, 2025 at 6:51 AM
One day...I'll leave the service industry for good...he says again and again for years...
This is such a banger of an album..."Underground" by Thelonious Monk
March 12, 2025 at 6:41 AM
This is such a banger of an album..."Underground" by Thelonious Monk
When you successful bait your players who have been fomenting revolution and standing up for workers rights into killing Nazi Pirates...(Pathfinder campaign)
March 11, 2025 at 3:39 AM
When you successful bait your players who have been fomenting revolution and standing up for workers rights into killing Nazi Pirates...(Pathfinder campaign)