miss kristi (100% 🍅)
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McDonald’s discontinuing the grinch salt mcshaker fries before christmas is so fucking classic
December 22, 2025 at 1:32 AM
McDonald’s discontinuing the grinch salt mcshaker fries before christmas is so fucking classic
in Pennsylvania before 10 am is wild
December 20, 2025 at 3:17 PM
in Pennsylvania before 10 am is wild
I lowkey would so be a DJ I think I’d be really good
December 20, 2025 at 12:51 AM
I lowkey would so be a DJ I think I’d be really good
HEATED RIVALRY IS THE BEST TV SHOW EVER CREATED
December 19, 2025 at 9:59 PM
HEATED RIVALRY IS THE BEST TV SHOW EVER CREATED
“guys” is a non gendered term
December 19, 2025 at 6:44 AM
“guys” is a non gendered term
oh to live through the end of times
December 19, 2025 at 4:56 AM
oh to live through the end of times
one thing about me im gonna break a nail opening the my stupid edibles
December 18, 2025 at 12:14 AM
one thing about me im gonna break a nail opening the my stupid edibles
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Holiday traditions around the world remind us of the importance of community and connection. We hail from more than 60 countries and, with warm wishes for your year-end gatherings, would like to share some of our favorite recipes from near and far: analysisgroupfiles.com/holiday/2025/
December 16, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Holiday traditions around the world remind us of the importance of community and connection. We hail from more than 60 countries and, with warm wishes for your year-end gatherings, would like to share some of our favorite recipes from near and far: analysisgroupfiles.com/holiday/2025/
TTPD really was that album huh
December 16, 2025 at 1:40 AM
TTPD really was that album huh
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If you’ve never assigned your pets their own NFL team ur missing out
December 12, 2025 at 1:12 AM
If you’ve never assigned your pets their own NFL team ur missing out
double buc’s tonight????? More like let’s make double bucks tonight via my awesome bets am I right ????
December 12, 2025 at 1:12 AM
double buc’s tonight????? More like let’s make double bucks tonight via my awesome bets am I right ????
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craving validation rn btw, just a heads up, something to keep in mind
December 10, 2025 at 6:15 PM
craving validation rn btw, just a heads up, something to keep in mind
what level of capitalism is this / I love my prescribed ads / why is this working on me
December 9, 2025 at 3:24 PM
what level of capitalism is this / I love my prescribed ads / why is this working on me
The fifty shades series is GOOD CINEMA and not for the reason you think
December 9, 2025 at 2:25 AM
The fifty shades series is GOOD CINEMA and not for the reason you think
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Cooper DeJean breaking up a pass to Ladd McConkey
December 9, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Cooper DeJean breaking up a pass to Ladd McConkey
December 8 and still no truffle dip stocked at Trader Joe’s. Kms.
December 8, 2025 at 8:57 PM
December 8 and still no truffle dip stocked at Trader Joe’s. Kms.
uvula gotta be the ugliest body part fr
December 8, 2025 at 7:09 PM
uvula gotta be the ugliest body part fr
can someone lmk what fucking planet faalele is on
December 7, 2025 at 8:59 PM
can someone lmk what fucking planet faalele is on
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The fact that Netflix could afford to buy warner brothers means they could've afforded to let us share passwords.
December 6, 2025 at 3:19 PM
The fact that Netflix could afford to buy warner brothers means they could've afforded to let us share passwords.
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netflix purchasing Warner brothers is surely a good thing for consumers. 100% the layman won that deal ! Aha
December 6, 2025 at 5:36 PM
netflix purchasing Warner brothers is surely a good thing for consumers. 100% the layman won that deal ! Aha
tr*mp receiving a peace prize from a generally accepted as corrupt organization is so
December 6, 2025 at 5:34 PM
tr*mp receiving a peace prize from a generally accepted as corrupt organization is so
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wtf is a FIFA peace prize? that's like being an NFL laureate in physics
December 5, 2025 at 7:21 PM
wtf is a FIFA peace prize? that's like being an NFL laureate in physics
i have a really good idea for the next survivor season theme
December 6, 2025 at 5:33 PM
i have a really good idea for the next survivor season theme
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coining the phrase “I’m grumpy at you” vs. “I’m mad at you” — like truly not mad but I am unhappy with the outcome/result of the situation
December 5, 2025 at 10:22 PM
coining the phrase “I’m grumpy at you” vs. “I’m mad at you” — like truly not mad but I am unhappy with the outcome/result of the situation