GnomeBeard
gnomebeard.bsky.social
GnomeBeard
@gnomebeard.bsky.social
Head of the village. The First Gnome. I will save the Gnomes from extinction.
#GnomeBeardWillReturn
The birds have told me that the goblin insurance have been trying to reach me about my Goblin Basher's extended warranty
November 4, 2025 at 12:52 PM
@townguard.bsky.social evil ruffians absconded with my mushroom. They were atleast 3 apples tall and had pointed ears (not pointing fingers)
September 18, 2025 at 9:22 AM
Not particularly fond of elves
September 18, 2025 at 9:14 AM
The mushrooms of the enchanted forest are a pathway to abitilies many consider too cool for you to have.....
September 5, 2025 at 4:30 PM
I'm on an adventure into the caves below my village. Wish me luck!
July 28, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Unfortunately, billions must try
July 14, 2025 at 10:02 PM
We're gnoming around big time over here!
June 11, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Now that I've returned from the heavens, I believe that some changes within the village are in order!
January 31, 2025 at 10:12 PM
I'll be honest, I believe these divines have given me the slip. I don't think they care one bit about the enchanted forest!
January 27, 2025 at 12:10 AM
My goodness.... The heavens are beautiful! I can see why the gods never do anything!
January 26, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Hello my friends! You can now find GnomeBeard in the sky too! A terrifying notion if I were not so jolly. I shall endeavour to find my enchanted compatriots right away!
January 25, 2025 at 8:46 PM